# Sex at work.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 29, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086 "2002-08-29T14:06:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Omnipresent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omnipresent)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/1 "2002-08-29T14:06:12Z")
Just curious about the input. Who has had sex at work? Been caught? Steamy stories? Disasters? š
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### Author:  [@My\_Darn\_Snake\_Legs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/My_Darn_Snake_Legs)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/2 "2002-08-29T14:10:32Z")
I did once. I was managing a theatre and there was no one in one of the shows, so we decided it would be a good time š
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### Author:  [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/3 "2002-08-29T14:37:41Z")
[You have a one track mind, Omnipresent.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=132880)
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### Author:  [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/4 "2002-08-29T15:00:19Z")
A co-worker and I had sex on a mahogany conference table in the VA State Captiol in 1985 or 1986. We had been called back into work during an all-night session of the General Assembly. At the time we got the page we were in a bar having a few too many drinks.
One thing lead to another and the next thing you know weāre listening to the floor debate on a bill while boffing like bunnies.
Thomas Jefferson, architect of the building, would have been so proud.
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### Author:  [@Jdeforrest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jdeforrest)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/5 "2002-08-29T15:27:21Z")
Iāve had sex with my wife in the work elevator at my last job after hours. Hand rails are fun š
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/6 "2002-08-29T15:31:25Z")
After hours and on the weekend at my office job.
After hours in a movie theatre.
Ahhhhhhhhh
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### Author:  [@Jdeforrest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jdeforrest)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/7 "2002-08-29T15:34:57Z")
Oh and it was during my last couple days working there. Shoulda had sex on my bosses desk. I would have loved to have that little bit of revenge.
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### Author:  [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/8 "2002-08-29T15:40:07Z")
My ex-wife and I has sex in her office several times when she had to work on Saturday. Nobody was in the building so it wasnāt much of a risk of getting caught.
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### Author:  [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/9 "2002-08-29T15:46:38Z")
Did the bosses desk, VPās desk, on the roof of one of the warehouses, in one of the warehouses, the bathroom, (BJās only) and between two huge rolls of bubble packing out in the shipping warehouse. Why do you think Iāve been here 20 yearsā¦
Iāve never been caught, but have had a few close callsā¦that makes it even more fun.
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### Author:  [@LolaBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaBaby)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/10 "2002-08-29T17:22:05Z")
Heh. At work, in a single person restroom, at the car dealership with a very handsome co-worker.
Hot greasemonkey love! š
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### Author:  [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/11 "2002-08-29T17:22:24Z")
Workplace sex, itās the absolute best.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/12 "2002-08-29T18:08:05Z")
American Airlines Stewardess Training facility.
_wipes tear_
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### Author:  [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/13 "2002-08-29T19:19:18Z")
I had sex in the office of my last employer. (The server room to be exactā¦and the board roomā¦andā¦)
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/14 "2002-08-29T19:58:57Z")
American Airlines.
Oh, OK. Not really. I did have sex on the floor of the room I was assigned a the University when I did an internship a the Finance Department.
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### Author:  [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)
#### Post date: [August 29, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/15 "2002-08-29T21:09:06Z")
My wife and I, just onceā¦ she was, um, under my desk one night after hours.
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### Author:  [@leenmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leenmi)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/16 "2002-08-30T03:53:28Z")
Someone brought this topic up at work several years ago. I remember being flabbergasted that I was the only one who had had sex at work at some point.
I thought everybody did it at least once.
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### Author:  [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2002, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/17 "2002-08-30T10:08:03Z")
ā¦in a former patient room now used for stress testing. We had been fondling each other all night in the hallways or brushing against each other until we finally couldnāt stand it anyore, so she called me up and said āAll right you horny bastard! Where do you want it?ā
I would have taken it standing up in a hamock. It was the absolute most intense orgasm I have ever had. The others have come close, but this one was **it**.
Jesusā¦
š
Quasaiiai
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### Author:  [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2002, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/18 "2002-08-30T10:17:27Z")
Constantly. But then in my line of work itās not too unusual, sometimes itās regarded as one of the perks.
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### Author:  [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2002, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/19 "2002-08-30T10:34:48Z")
A show of hands for those that want to know what Zen does, and why my High School counselor didnāt tell me about that option?
::raises hand::
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### Author:  [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)
#### Post date: [August 30, 2002, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-at-work/126086/20 "2002-08-30T11:10:59Z")
**Tristan** : Sex/Swinger club DJ. Although I honestly got more play when I was a teen and was a regular āguestā DJ at some of the local teenie-bopper discos. Mainly because I was more interested.
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