# Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 20, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065 "2013-07-20T21:22:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/1 "2013-07-20T21:22:04Z")
Yes, one of those headlines that says you have to read the story. [Here.](http://kotaku.com/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife-768546202) ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/2 "2013-07-20T22:45:07Z")
Lets see. She is offering to fuck him. He turns her down because he has a _golf game_ in the morning. She brings out **toys**. What the hell was wrong with him. Oh and he should not have killed her. Or attacked her. Or done anything… actually not doing anything would have gotten him laid. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/3 "2013-07-20T22:53:49Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Lets see. She is offering to fuck him. He turns her down because he has a _golf game_ in the morning. She brings out **toys**. > > What the hell was wrong with him. I’m guessing he lost at Wii, the toys were for him, and that he wasn’t in the mood for a “hole in one”. I almost wonder if he’ll try the attempted rape defense at trial. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/4 "2013-07-21T01:40:46Z")
The trial is already proceeding - he’s arguing self-defence, on the basis that she came at him with a knife. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/5 "2013-07-21T01:55:23Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Lets see. She is offering to fuck him. He turns her down because he has a _golf game_ in the morning. She brings out **toys**. > > **What the hell was wrong with him.** > > Oh and he should not have killed her. Or attacked her. Or done anything… actually not doing anything would have gotten him laid. His “driver” wasn’t up to par. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/6 "2013-07-21T02:20:26Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > I’m guessing he lost at Wii, the toys were for him, and that he wasn’t in the mood for a “hole in one”. > > I almost wonder if he’ll try the attempted rape defense at trial. So your theory is he wasn’t okay with going from being a mountie to being a mountee. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/7 "2013-07-21T02:22:56Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Lets see. She is offering to fuck him. He turns her down because he has a _golf game_ in the morning. She brings out **toys**. > > What the hell was wrong with him. There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say “fuck golf”. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/8 "2013-07-21T02:52:09Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say “fuck golf”. For me, that time was when I was age 20. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/9 "2013-07-21T21:05:06Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > So your theory is he wasn’t okay with going from being a mountie to being a mountee. There’s that, but if he tells the jury that it all started when, “…Snidely Whiplash tied up Nell for a train”, they just aren’t going to buy it… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2013, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/10 "2013-07-21T21:09:29Z")
I know! Spousal rape is hil arrrrrrrrr ious! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/11 "2013-07-22T01:00:14Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I know! Spousal rape is hil arrrrrrrrr ious! I think I speak for everyone here when I say we all recognize spousal rape is a serious subject and we would never make it a topic for jokes. Spousal murder, on the other hand, is comedy gold. ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/12 "2013-07-22T01:05:33Z")
> [@](#): > > Wiens had already armed himself with a pistol he kept in his bedside table That’s a red flag in a relationship, right there. Keeping a gun is one thing- knowing you better get it out when she goes in the kitchen is another. “Is she coming back with a sammich? Or a _knife_??” ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/13 "2013-07-22T01:08:52Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > That’s a red flag in a relationship, right there. > Keeping a gun is one thing- knowing you better get it out when she goes in the kitchen is another. > “Is she coming back with a sammich? Or a _knife_??” Sometimes he likes the crusts on, sometimes not. _Of course_ she’s going to bring the knife in with the sammich. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/14 "2013-07-22T03:32:05Z")
> [@](#): > > Wiens had already armed himself with a pistol he kept in his bedside table Which is also a criminal offence in Canada - unsafe storage of a firearm. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/15 "2013-07-22T03:34:41Z")
Facts undetermined at this time. The bedside table could have had a biometric gun safe in it. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/16 "2013-07-22T14:33:29Z")
Yeeep, I’m seeing this scenario: Mountie: Let’s make a bet; if I win, I get to fuck you in the ass tonight. Wife: Fair enough, if I win I get to fuck you in the ass tonight. Mountie: Deal (heh heh heh…she sucks at Mario Kart) Bring me another beer, eh? Make it two. _later_ Wife: Wow, you suck at Mario Kart when you’re wasted! Ready for this? Mountie: Fuck you, bitch. _blam_ I’m betting he would have been upset had he won and she refused to play by the rules, as well. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/17 "2013-07-22T15:30:59Z")
> [@levdrakon](#): > > I know! Spousal rape is hil arrrrrrrrr ious! Point well taken. This is an ugly story. Nobody deserves to have things shoved up them against their will. Nobody deserves to be stabbed. Nobody deserves to be shot dead. In this case, at least one of these things happened and all three were alleged to have been threatened. Time for a courtroom that smells like sawdust, sweat & fear. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/18 "2013-07-22T15:35:21Z")
Actually I suspect the whole story might be a sham. Apparently the crown has pointed out that she would have dropped the knife when she was shot in the head so it’s mighty suspicious that she was still holding it when she was found. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/19 "2013-07-22T15:37:31Z")
She **really** wanted to stick something into him! ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2013, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/20 "2013-07-22T15:45:57Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Yeeep, I’m seeing this scenario: > > Mountie: Let’s make a bet; if I win, I get to fuck you in the ass tonight. > > Wife: Fair enough, if I win I get to fuck you in the ass tonight. > > Mountie: Deal (heh heh heh…she sucks at Mario Kart) Bring me another beer, eh? Make it two. > > _later_ > > Wife: Wow, you suck at Mario Kart when you’re wasted! Ready for this? > > Mountie: Fuck you, bitch. _blam_ Your scenario is ridiculous. The only good Mario Kart was the N64 version. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065.md?page=2)