# Sex Bet on Wii Game Ends With Mountie Shooting His Wife

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 20, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065 "2013-07-20T21:22:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/21 "2013-08-12T06:21:47Z")

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And, an update:

[Former RCMP officer found guilty of second degree murder in common-law wife’s death](http://globalnews.ca/news/737539/former-rcmp-officer-found-guilty-of-second-degree-murder-in-common-law-wifes-death/)

[Keith Wiens Sentenced: Ex-Mountie Given Life For Shooting Wife](http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/07/25/keith-wiens-sentenced_n_3653840.html?just_reloaded=1)

The judge tacked on parole ineligibility of 13 years (jury had recommended 20 years), so he’ll be 70 when he’s eligible for parole.

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**Author:** ![Damfino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Damfino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damfino)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/22 "2013-08-12T21:41:55Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Actually I suspect the whole story might be a sham. Apparently the crown has pointed out that she would have dropped the knife when she was shot in the head so it’s mighty suspicious that she was still holding it when she was found.

Yet there is such a phenomenon as cadaveric spasm . Sorry I can’t link, but you’ll get it in wikipedia .

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**Author:** ![friendlessboob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@friendlessboob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friendlessboob)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/23 "2013-08-13T17:55:23Z")

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Originally Posted by Little Nemo  
There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say “fuck golf”.

> [@Sunspace](#):
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> For me, that time was when I was age 20.

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                    For me, that was when always.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2013, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/24 "2013-08-14T06:20:09Z")

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“Given Life For Shooting Wife”? Somebody write a country song!

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/25 "2013-08-16T12:54:12Z")

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Unfortunately he’ll be isolated and protected in jail - what he really needs is to spend his remaining years getting a nightly fucked-in-the-ass prison loving. That would’ve been ironic.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/26 "2013-08-16T13:15:23Z")

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If the spark and thrill was over for him then let her move on and find happiness with another man. The least he could have done would have been to tie her up and leave her on some railroad tracks.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/27 "2013-08-17T14:52:48Z")

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Passive aggressive questions like this:

> [@](#):
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> “You’re not attracted to me, are you,”

will get you shot.

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**Author:** ![Girlundone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/919ad9/32.png) [@Girlundone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlundone)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/28 "2013-08-17T15:41:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The two had had a rapidly escalating argument since \*\*getting drunk and playing Wii \*\*

A deadly combo.

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**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/29 "2013-08-17T15:54:37Z")

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This isn’t that surprising. We all know that video games cause violence.  
Now, if they had just been playing good old-fashioned parlor games like [Bullet Pudding](http://www.christmasarchives.com/bullet_pudding.html) or whist then this wouldn’t have happened.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/30 "2013-10-27T02:51:41Z")

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Well, blue shells have made _me_ contemplate homicide, so…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/31 "2013-10-27T03:53:52Z")

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> [@Gagundathar](#):
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> This isn’t that surprising. We all know that video games cause violence.  
> Now, if they had just been playing good old-fashioned parlor games like [Bullet Pudding](http://www.christmasarchives.com/bullet_pudding.html) or whist then this wouldn’t have happened.

Or a nice round of [Cuckoo](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1353/did-the-russians-ever-play-russian-roulette).

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/32 "2013-10-27T05:26:27Z")

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> [@friendlessboob](#):
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> Originally Posted by Little Nemo  
> There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say “fuck golf”.  
> For me, that was when always.

As it was for me too. That time was when **always.**

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/33 "2013-10-27T06:03:52Z")

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> [@friendlessboob](#):
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> Originally Posted by Little Nemo  
> There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say “fuck golf”.
> 
> ```
> For me, that was when always.
> 
> ```

Gotta see a picture of the wife first. I’ve seen women where golf, pancakes, and a need to organize the sock drawer would come first.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/34 "2013-10-27T07:03:23Z")

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[Lynn Kalmring](https://www.google.ca/search?q=lynn+kalmring&newwindow=1&safe=off&hl=en&qscrl=1&rlz=1T4TSCA_enCA447CA447&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ULpsUrf4O8TckQfAgIFI&sqi=2&ved=0CCsQsAQ&biw=1143&bih=535)

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2013, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/35 "2013-10-27T22:43:49Z")

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On only reading the topic title I was wondering did he shoot her with his rifle or with his gun? (One is for fighting the other’s for fun).

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bet-on-wii-game-ends-with-mountie-shooting-his-wife/664065/36 "2013-10-28T04:02:01Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> And, an update:
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> [Former RCMP officer found guilty of second degree murder in common-law wife’s death](http://globalnews.ca/news/737539/former-rcmp-officer-found-guilty-of-second-degree-murder-in-common-law-wifes-death/)

When I opened that link, the Google ad displayed on the page is “Share your perfect proposal for a chance to win $10,000 toward your dream ring.” Some sort of jeweler, I think.

Nice product placement.

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