# Sex Bracelets???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 16, 2003, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392 "2003-12-16T20:57:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/41 "2003-12-19T14:19:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*But … but …
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> What does it mean if pull the label off the beer bottle intact? \*\*

Well, I hear if it’s a bottle of Bacardi Raz[sup]Tm[/sup], and you stick said lable to the person you are drinking with, you’re gonna get laid.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/42 "2003-12-20T19:49:36Z")

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Garcon? A six-pack of your best Bacardi Raz please.

I also need three blue bracelets and a purple.

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/43 "2003-12-21T00:12:16Z")

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What could you possibly need the purple one for? Can’t you stick a candle up your butt anytime you want to?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/44 "2003-12-21T16:16:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cowgirl \*  
> \*\*I remember Cyndi Lauper and Madonna wearing them in the 80s. Can’t find any pictures, tho. \*\*

_I_ was wearing them in the 80s (along with everyone else in my school). Of course, Michael Jackson was also a sex object for females then, so maybe we really were more sexually perverted than I care to remember.

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/45 "2003-12-21T19:16:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by misstee \*  
> \*\*What could you possibly need the purple one for? Can’t you stick a candle up your butt anytime you want to? \*\*

Not while I’m manacled upside-down. It’s also very hard to light the candle in that position. Besides, who said it was for me?

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**Author:** ![Goog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goog)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/46 "2003-12-22T07:38:34Z")

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At school we use those blue things from softdrink bottle lids. You strech them out until theyre like a bracelet.

Everyone wears them (both male and female).

If it’s broken, you need to give the person who broke it oral sex. I am owed. Pfft.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/47 "2003-12-23T01:12:30Z")

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I’m sorry, but for some of us – true blue, traditional, family-values Americans who really CARE – sex bracelets have always been and will always be handcuffs.

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**Author:** ![deadeyesdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@deadeyesdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deadeyesdad)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-bracelets/219392/48 "2003-12-23T03:05:46Z")

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You pull the tab off the soda cans. How ever many tops with the ring and the part from the can on it is represenative of how many parters you have had.

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