# sex = countries **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020 "2004-03-18T13:38:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pushpitskin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@pushpitskin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pushpitskin)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/21 "2004-03-18T21:58:14Z")
Germany = shit porn ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/22 "2004-03-18T22:49:59Z")
> [@GorillaMan](#): > > I thought ‘going Dutch’ was anal 😕 No, “going Dutch” is splitting a restaurant check. I can only imagine the misunderstandings you’ve had on dates! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/23 "2004-03-18T23:14:25Z")
Antarctica = hot penguin lovin’. ---
**Author:** ![palapaloozaa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ed655f/32.png) [@palapaloozaa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palapaloozaa)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/24 "2004-03-18T23:36:18Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Antarctica = hot penguin lovin’. Antartica is NOT a country:P… ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/25 "2004-03-19T00:06:50Z")
> [@](#): > > Antartica is NOT a country:P… Neither is Artica, but this makes me giggle: Artica = hot elf north pole lovin’. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/26 "2004-03-19T00:11:06Z")
Wales = sheep England = pederasty (How do you seperate the men from the boys in England? With a crowbar!) ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/27 "2004-03-19T01:40:47Z")
I’ll move to a country where I can do it all, thanks very much. Sheesh, they are all so limited! ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/28 "2004-03-19T02:44:30Z")
> [@Neurotik](#): > > Wales = sheep Wales? Wales? Didn’t you ever hear the one: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear zippers. (And strangely enough, both Aussies and Kiwis think _they_ should be better known for sheep “husbandry” than Scots.) Brazil: Shemales. (I have no idea why …) ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/29 "2004-03-19T03:03:19Z")
> [@ftg](#): > > Wales? Wales? Didn’t you ever hear the one: > > Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? > Cause sheep can hear zippers. Well, see, that’s what I thought, too. But then when I was living in the UK, we were trading nationality jokes and I told the Scotsman one. And I was roundly lectured that it was the WELSH that got it on with the sheep, and the Scots were just cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/30 "2004-03-19T05:33:10Z")
Canada? Doggy style. So we can both watch hockey. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/31 "2004-03-19T06:41:43Z")
> [@Mnementh](#): > > Canada? Doggy style. > > So we can both watch hockey. 😃 And with socks on. ---
**Author:** ![metrochic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e480ec/32.png) [@metrochic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/metrochic)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/32 "2004-03-19T06:48:11Z")
> [@](#): > > No, “going Dutch” is splitting a restaurant check. I can only imagine the misunderstandings you’ve had on dates! I just “went Dutch” with a coworker today. That could have been soooooo wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/33 "2004-03-19T06:57:42Z")
New Zealand = sheep I thought New Zealand and sheep went together. This I heard from some Kiwis. They always said " New Zealand Where men are men and the sheep are nervous." **ftg** that Scottish joke is great. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/34 "2004-03-19T07:23:12Z")
Japan = cold dead fish? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/35 "2004-03-19T11:50:34Z")
> [@Neurotik](#): > > Well, see, that’s what I thought, too. But then when I was living in the UK, we were trading nationality jokes and I told the Scotsman one. And I was roundly lectured that it was the WELSH that got it on with the sheep, and the Scots were just cheap. Yup. That’s the standard stereotype round these parts. Along with the old joke: Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Swansea? A: The leisure centre. _runs_ And the Scotsmen=cheap was thoroughly borne out at the last Dopefest as one Doper of Scottish origin left to use the gents just as the bill arrived at the table. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/36 "2004-03-19T12:02:31Z")
American=man-on-top-get-it-over-with-quick (Apologies to George Carlin.) Robin ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/37 "2004-03-19T12:08:45Z")
Uhm… Am I really the only one who doesn’t look at nationalities this way? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/38 "2004-03-19T18:13:53Z")
Roman style’s been used to describe group sex and English style to describe spanking. I once heard…ummm…I guess “breast loving” is a term I can use here…described as Hawaiian style, but that doesn’t seem to be a common name. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/39 "2004-03-19T18:33:20Z")
> [@cactus waltz](#): > > Uhm… Am I really the only one who doesn’t look at nationalities this way? Evidently. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2004, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/40 "2004-03-19T18:44:08Z")
> [@cactus waltz](#): > > Uhm… Am I really the only one who doesn’t look at nationalities this way? You mean, horizontally? 😃😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020.md?page=3)