# sex = countries **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020 "2004-03-18T13:38:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/41 "2004-03-20T04:33:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Uhm… Am I really the only one who doesn’t look at nationalities this way? Hey, this stuff is definitely news you can use. Imagine it’s a moonlit night and you’re consuming mai-tai’s in a small seaside pub you’ve just discovered. You feel a hand on your shoulder and, turning, find yourself looking into the eyes of an attractive member of whichever gender you tend to be attracted to. The two of you hit it off right away, sharing your mutual interests in stamp collecting, NASCAR racing, medieval trade relations, and Allen Funt. Then, as a cloud passes in front of the moon, your companion leans over and whispers into your ear the words “I dig you. Wanna come up to my room for some hot Latvian style loving?” Should you respond: (A) “Thank You, Jeebus, I’m getting me some tonight.” (B) “Latvian? Wait a minute…does that mean you’re a…” © “Well, okay, but be gentle with me, it’s my first time.” (D) “I’m in more of a Venezuelan mood myself.” (E) “I guess so. But it’s going to cost you another twenty.” ---
**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/42 "2004-03-20T15:33:48Z")
> [@HDS](#): > > Neither is Artica, but this makes me giggle: > > Artica = hot elf north pole lovin’. It’s Arctic, not Artic. Weee…, my very first nitpick! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/43 "2004-03-20T18:19:15Z")
> [@metrochic](#): > > I just “went Dutch” with a coworker today. That could have been soooooo wrong. No doubt. After anal sex, picking up the check is the least he could do… ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/44 "2004-03-20T20:36:49Z")
Hasn’t anyone ever done a “Bulgarian handshake?” ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/45 "2004-03-22T23:18:11Z")
Aslo, any Arab country= camel sex. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/46 "2004-03-23T00:58:36Z")
ObJoke: Why do they call the camel the ship of the desert? ---
**Author:** ![whippingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@whippingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whippingboy)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/47 "2004-03-24T14:56:11Z")
excuse my ignorance but what is a Dirty Sanchez ??? ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/48 "2004-03-24T23:23:22Z")
> [@AndrewT](#): > > ObJoke: Why do they call the camel the ship of the desert? Why do they? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/49 "2004-03-24T23:35:23Z")
> [@whippingboy](#): > > excuse my ignorance but what is a Dirty Sanchez ??? It’s when you insert a digit into the um, outhole, of the woman you are entering from the rear and then drawing a mustache on her upper lip with the resulting stain on said digit. ---
**Author:** ![whippingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@whippingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whippingboy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/50 "2004-03-25T07:47:32Z")
nice … i bet the girls are queing up for that one !!! ---
**Author:** ![FreeRange\_Maniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/97f17d/32.png) [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/51 "2004-03-25T08:15:40Z")
> [@Treviathan](#): > > And with socks on. Or mukluks… ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/52 "2004-03-25T08:52:46Z")
I’ve heard of frontal mammary love referred to as “the Hawaiian Muscle F\*ck”. I’m familiar with the Greek association with anal sex, also. I’ve also heard of “having Russian fingers” (rushin’ fingers) or “having Roman hands” (roamin’ hands) with someone. ---
**Author:** ![whippingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@whippingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whippingboy)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020/53 "2004-03-25T16:16:42Z")
I’ve only heard of the Hawian handjob!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-countries/235020.md?page=2)