# Sex injuries **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 22, 2011, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178 "2011-02-22T01:38:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Heckity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Heckity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heckity)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/21 "2011-02-22T18:47:50Z")
**racer72** is that you? If so, I am truly sorry. I thought if I just twisted around backward I could, er, reach more “things”. FWIW I’m still traumatized too. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/22 "2011-02-22T19:19:57Z")
dp ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/23 "2011-02-22T19:27:16Z")
From time to time, someone will come into the ER with a tear in the vaginal mucosa brought on by vigorous work with a penis or a dildo. Sometimes these are bad enough that the OB/GYN will need to come in and do a repair, this presents me with the opportunity to ask ‘hey doc, do you consider that blunt or penetrating trauma?’ ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/24 "2011-02-22T19:50:08Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > Is that even possible? I have always been under the impression that men get erections in their sleep pretty consistently. The skin is usually flexible enough to handle a certain degree of erection. They don’t want you to get a full-on hardon. A stitch popping down there wouldn’t be fun. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/25 "2011-02-22T20:44:27Z")
> [@corkboard](#): > > I suspect she was f’ing with him. I didn’t get that impression; as far as I could tell, she was dead serious. I’ll also note that the individual in question (or, as Scott Adams would say, induhvidual) didn’t come across as terribly bright. The conversation between the doctor and the patient was pretty funny (and, considering how much pain I was in from the kidney stone, the fact that I could find it funny at that time was pretty impressive): “How did this happen?” “I wuz havin’ sex.” “Was it dry sex?” ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/26 "2011-02-22T20:45:27Z")
> [@Heyoka13](#): > > Maybe they put on one of those cone things the vet has?? “I do not like the Cone of Shame.” ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/27 "2011-02-22T21:14:33Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Accidentally broke my anal cherry. … accidentally? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/28 "2011-02-22T21:29:09Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > … accidentally? Ever see the animated short film titled “Wrong Hole”? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/29 "2011-02-22T21:56:59Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Accidentally broke my anal cherry. Yep, I was coming in to post “Surprise butt sex.” ---
**Author:** ![markm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@markm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markm)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/30 "2011-02-22T22:45:18Z")
[QUOTE=outlierrn] dp [/quote] You might want to rethink using that abbreviation in a thread about sex injuries… ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/31 "2011-02-22T22:48:05Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Accidentally broke my anal cherry. Accidentally? That’s what you think. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cub\_Mistress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Cub\_Mistress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cub_Mistress)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/32 "2011-02-23T00:20:53Z")
A former co-worker of mine dislocated a hip during sex, but would never give us any details. What a spoilsport! ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/33 "2011-02-23T00:30:52Z")
> [@tumbleddown](#): > > My last interlude with my girlfriend resulted in bruised ribs for her, and an exacerbation of carpal tunnel for me. If you don’t stop exacerbating, you’ll go blind! ---
**Author:** ![GoodOmens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@GoodOmens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GoodOmens)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/34 "2011-02-23T00:46:29Z")
My wife and I were making out on the couch. I was seated as one would normally be, and she was sitting on my lap. At some point I shifted and she lost her balance and fell backwards. I tried to catch her but couldn’t. So, essentially, I powerbombed my wife. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/35 "2011-02-23T00:53:11Z")
> [@markm](#): > > You might want to rethink using that abbreviation in a thread about sex injuries… I thought about that, but then I thought, what the hell. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/36 "2011-02-23T00:58:55Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > Accidentally broke my anal cherry. Let me guess. It was a hot day, so you were doing your housework naked, and just as you were finishing up mopping the floor, you slipped on the wet tile and fell, it was a one in a million shot, ‘and that’s why I have a cucumber lodged in my rectum, doctor.’ ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/37 "2011-02-23T01:51:04Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > I thought about that, but then I thought, what the hell. Seems thats the way most of these things happen. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/38 "2011-02-23T02:56:55Z")
I made my wife go blind on our honeymoon. Wasn’t related to sex, but makes for a great story. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/39 "2011-02-23T03:03:31Z")
> [@Heyoka13](#): > > Maybe they put on one of those cone things the vet has?? I’m going to carry that picture in my brain for a long time. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2011, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178/40 "2011-02-23T03:12:00Z")
In college, I had one of those old waterbeds that was really just a big bag with no baffles to prevent waves. I went to the ob/gyn for my annual checkup and she proceeded to touch a scar that had appeared at the bottom of my spine. “Do you remember getting that injury?” she asked, smiling up at me. “No.” I replied. She gave me a huge, unprofessional grin. “You’ve been bottoming out in the waterbed! Add more water.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-injuries/572178.md?page=3)