# Sex music - What's best for the bedroom?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 25, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063 "2003-03-25T17:09:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/1 "2003-03-25T17:09:57Z")

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I think the title is self explanatory, but I think some categorization is in order. Suggest a song or CD that’s great to have sex to, but specify _what kind_ of sex, such as “Wild monkey sex” or “Love making”.

Some Examples:

John Mayer - Body is Wonderland: Love Making  
Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing: Love Making  
Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Love: Wild Monkey Sex  
Limp Bizkit - Break stuff: Love making

Just kidding…“Body is wonderland” is terrible to make love to. 😛

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**Author:** ![Lyllyan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@Lyllyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyllyan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/2 "2003-03-25T17:23:22Z")

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Side 1 - Led Zepplin 2 Intense sustained love making  
Bolero - of course - love making culminating in wild monkey - but ya gotta time it just right.

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**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/3 "2003-03-25T17:25:04Z")

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My wife and I only listen to one artist in the sack.

**Prince**

LM

_Adore  
Slow Love  
In My Life  
Kiss  
Diamonds and Pearls  
The Most Beautiful Girl In The World  
Purple Rain_

WMS

_Hot Thing  
Horny Toad  
Gett Off  
It’s Gonna Be A Beautiful Night  
Batdance!  
Darling Nikki  
The entire ‘Controversy’ Album  
America  
Housequake_

Too many more to name. 😉

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/4 "2003-03-25T18:00:48Z")

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Massive Attack, Mezzanine  
PJ Harvey, To Bring you My Love  
Dead Can Dance, Spiritchaser

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/5 "2003-03-25T18:03:00Z")

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?? no Barry White ???

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**Author:** ![siberia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/siberia/32/9129_2.png) [@siberia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/siberia)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/6 "2003-03-25T18:13:08Z")

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::::flipping through my cd catalogue::::

Barry White  
Rod Stewart (particularly his last album)  
Houston Person  
Earl Klugh & Bob James  
Miles Davis  
Jimmy Thackery  
Joe Cocker  
Marvin Gaye  
Kenny Burrell  
John Coltrane

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/7 "2003-03-25T18:13:13Z")

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Hasn’t anyone made a cd of porn music?

It definately has a flava all of it’s own!

bum chikka waa waa, bum chikka waa waa

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**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/8 "2003-03-25T18:19:42Z")

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_Passion_, Peter Gabirel’s soundtrack to _Last Temptation of Christ_. I like to say that Peter Gabriel called it “Passion” because he couldn’t call it “Play This While You’re Fucking”!

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**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/9 "2003-03-25T18:29:01Z")

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_Passion_, Peter Gabirel’s soundtrack to _Last Temptation of Christ_. I like to say that Peter Gabriel called it “Passion” because he couldn’t call it “Play This While You’re Fucking”!

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/10 "2003-03-25T18:34:57Z")

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1812 Overture. With cannon.

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**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/11 "2003-03-25T18:45:08Z")

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Nine Inch Nails: for all our sex!!

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/12 "2003-03-25T19:09:59Z")

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[Yummy Yummy by the Wiggles](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/feature/-/411334/102-9116621-7257758)

OK not really. In the immortal words of my college roommate:

If you can’t get laid to Moondance, you can’t get laid.

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**Author:** ![sjc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@sjc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sjc)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/13 "2003-03-25T19:46:44Z")

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Marvin Gaye- let’s get it on, for that kind of tongue-in-cheek but also serious sort of sex.

Richard Strauss- Thus spoke Zarathustra, for extremely pompous and silly sex. I doubt it could be done without giggling.

Rossini’s William Tell Overture- For extremely fast sex. Probably best for missionary or woman on top.

Leonard Cohen’s I’m Your Man- for slow and somewhat sad sex. Maybe it’s better for foreplay or seduction.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/14 "2003-03-25T21:01:22Z")

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How about the Mexican Hat Dance?

And if you’r gonna do the Wllia Tell Overture, use the hyped-up synthesizer version Walter/Wendy Carlos recorde for **A Clockwork Orange**. Sex will be over in less than 15 seconds!

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**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/15 "2003-03-25T21:16:45Z")

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**Bob Marley** - Pretty much any song. (That reggae rhythm is juuust right.)

**Van Morrison** - Into the Mystic

**Van Morrison** - Tupelo Honey

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**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/16 "2003-03-25T21:55:40Z")

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“I love you,  
You love me…”

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**Author:** ![pezboy2u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@pezboy2u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezboy2u)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/17 "2003-03-25T21:57:27Z")

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When me and my other half want to make love like crazed weasels, we put on the first Ramones cd, followed by “Unbehagen” by Nina Hagen.

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**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/18 "2003-03-25T22:01:29Z")

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[snarky]  
So - You guys have time to pick background music? Lighting candles too, no doubt?  
[/snarky]

Beatles - Come Together.  
However, I haven’t had mood music since I left my teens, some 20-odd years ago.

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**Author:** ![six-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@six-o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six-o)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/19 "2003-03-25T22:23:42Z")

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LM - U2  
WMS - NIN - Closer

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**Author:** ![six-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@six-o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/six-o)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-music-whats-best-for-the-bedroom/164063/20 "2003-03-25T22:23:42Z")

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LM - U2  
WMS - NIN - Closer

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