# Sex On Fable III?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [January 20, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367 "2011-01-20T20:15:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/1 "2011-01-20T20:15:27Z")

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Up to the holding hands part, but when we went into a wagon we found, the game told me we were trespassing and did we really wanna go ahead?

So I said yeah, and SHE says “Don’t you think we should wait?”

So hell, I just up and left her there

So I do some research and it seems that one must buy a condom from a vendor, but I can’t find a condom vendor to save my life.

Question: Do they REALLY, like DO it? I mean full frontal nudity, the moans, groans and climax 'n stuff?

No, right?😃

I mean, I know the game says “M” on it, but they don’t REALLLLY show them totally nekkid doin’ “The Horizontal Bop”, do they?🙂

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/2 "2011-01-20T21:16:27Z")

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Nope. Screen goes dark, they make some noises, usually with a joke at the end.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/3 "2011-01-20T21:19:17Z")

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I know that in Fable I, the screen goes black and you get some really cheesy audio of her saying she’s enjoying it, and then you get up wearing your underpants with the game clock advanced a couple of hours. It’s clear that they didn’t get Meg Ryan for any of the voice acting, put it that way.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2011, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/4 "2011-01-20T21:27:16Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I know that in Fable I, the screen goes black and you get some really cheesy audio of her saying she’s enjoying it, and then you get up wearing your underpants with the game clock advanced a couple of hours. It’s clear that they didn’t get Meg Ryan for any of the voice acting, put it that way.

Heh! I DID see some stuff On YouTube, but I thought at the time it was player-created.

What I LIKE about FIII is that the NPCs interact with you audibly (which WoW is beginning to do as well now).

Also I find FIII much easier to play than Civ Rev. Much easier to understand.

Thanks

Q

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/5 "2011-01-21T01:12:28Z")

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Um, you know you’re on the internet, right?

Video game sex is not that hard to find, stick to killing a lot of monsters and stuff in the “mainstream” games.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/6 "2011-01-21T01:14:37Z")

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Um, yeah… but I thought I was dealing with adults. Guess I was wrong. Thanks for the… ummmmm, _advice_.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-fable-iii/568367/7 "2011-01-21T02:39:08Z")

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> [@Quasimodem](#):
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> Um, yeah… but I thought I was dealing with adults. Guess I was wrong. Thanks for the… ummmmm, _advice_.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Unless I completely misread your post, I assumed you were trying to see sex in a mainstream video game.

My post, which seems you completely misread, meant that because of the high amount of video game sex available already, there’s almost zero possibility of seeing it in a “regular” game.
