# Sex On Water Skis!?!?!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-water-skis/104867 "2002-04-21T22:15:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-water-skis/104867/1 "2002-04-21T22:15:36Z")
A firend of mine told me a buddy of his was reading an article in Playboy once (how’s _that_ for a cite?) which told the supposedly true story of a couple who had sex while water skiing. She bent over, he zoomed up behind her and the rest I’ll let you figure out. Jesus. I can barely stand on those things when I’m by myself. I can’t imagine how good you would have to be to get that close to a person without falling - nevermind keep your soldier at attention and finish with a happy ending. Tricky stuff. DaLoivn’ DJ ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-water-skis/104867/2 "2002-04-21T22:29:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dalovindj \* > \*\*A firend of mine told me a buddy of his was reading an article in Playboy once (how’s _that_ for a cite?) which told the supposedly true story of a couple who had sex while water skiing. She bent over, he zoomed up behind her and the rest I’ll let you figure out. > > Jesus. I can barely stand on those things when I’m by myself. I can’t imagine how good you would have to be to get that close to a person without falling - nevermind keep your soldier at attention and finish with a happy ending. Tricky stuff. > > DaLoivn’ DJ \*\* :eek: 😃 LMAO that is hilarious!!! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-water-skis/104867/3 "2002-04-22T00:35:43Z")
Well, from this information, they might have been on waterskis in their livingroom for all I know. Big deal, I can have sex on waterskis in my livingroom _whilst drinking a hot espresso_. Umm, not that I’ve ever tried, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-water-skis/104867/4 "2002-04-22T00:46:49Z")
You have to consider closising velocity and the extreme likelihood of, …erm, “missing the archery target,” so to speak. I read that and said, “OmigodIwouldneverriskmychancesofeverhavingchildren… OWWW.” ---
**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-on-water-skis/104867/5 "2002-04-22T14:31:15Z")
> [@](#): > > I read that and said, “OmigodIwouldneverriskmychancesofeverhavingchildren… > OWWW.” No doubt. Your definately putting yourself at risk. If you go down and the ski twists the wrong way . . . The more I think about it I realize the only way I would ever do it was if I was on the only set if skis and she was mounted on to me (in some sort of harness maybe). I just can’t see how you could keep from crossing skis and causing disaster if you are both on skis. > [@](#): > > Well, from this information, they might have been on waterskis in their livingroom for all I know. > Big deal, I can have sex on waterskis in my livingroom whilst drinking a hot espresso. Being a curious sort, I gave a lady friend a ring and we gave this one a try last night. The espresso caused more problems then you might think - but nothing that won’t heal. Also the floor gets a bit scraped up. The things we do for science. DaLovin’ DJ