# Sex places

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 8, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964 "2002-11-08T23:58:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Kritter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Krispy\_Kritter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Kritter)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2002, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/1 "2002-11-08T23:58:14Z")

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Where is the oddest place you ever had sex? The oddest place I had sex was in the car while driving to the beach to have sex in the car, but ending up having sex while driving there. But I still got it up when we reached the beach.😉

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/2 "2002-11-09T00:19:49Z")

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plonk

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/3 "2002-11-09T02:03:13Z")

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Up the butt, bob 🙂

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/4 "2002-11-09T12:32:21Z")

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I’m thinking the back seat of a Volkswagen, myself.

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**Author:** ![Kamelion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8baadc/32.png) [@Kamelion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamelion)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/5 "2002-11-09T14:24:32Z")

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Sex while driving eh?  
So, what you’re saying is you broke the law, endangered your life, the life of your partner and the lives of random people on the road, all of whom you could very easily have killed in a crash because you would hardly have been paying full attention to the road; all because you wanted to have an orgasm, which you were going to get later anyway, and you just couldn’t wait.  
Wow, your priorities really suck.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/6 "2002-11-09T15:53:23Z")

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Relax, Kam. Maybe he only thrusted on red lights.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/7 "2002-11-09T15:54:17Z")

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Myself, I’m hoping when he said “while driving,” he meant that they started out driving to the beach, but were overcome by lust and pulled over to the side of the road first.

Right?

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/8 "2002-11-09T19:12:49Z")

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Back to the question:

Sonar shack of a US Navy submarine.

Ivylad had just come back from a six month tour, and he had duty that night and couldn’t come home until the next day.

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**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/9 "2002-11-09T20:37:32Z")

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Up against the side of the Jeep in a snowpark at the top of Snoqualmie Pass outside of Seattle.

In January.

In a snowstorm!

After putting chains on the tires!!

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/10 "2002-11-09T20:44:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TVGuy \*  
> Up against the side of the Jeep in a snowpark at the top of Snoqualmie Pass outside of Seattle.
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> In January.
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> In a snowstorm!
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> \*\*After putting chains on the tires!! \*\*

Glad to see you took precautions, **TVGuy**. Can’t be too careful these days.

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/11 "2002-11-09T22:49:03Z")

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An ambulance (on the gurney) 😉 He was an EMT - he used the scissors to remove unnecessary clothes. Good times.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/12 "2002-11-10T00:57:35Z")

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Well, I’ve got a tie between two: a new portable toilet in the middle of a park event, and in a barn that was converted into a toolshed type thingy.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/13 "2002-11-10T01:00:41Z")

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At a Billy Graham convention.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/14 "2002-11-10T01:57:20Z")

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In the womens restroom on the 3rd floor of the downtown Seattle Bon Marche. She later wanted to try it while riding the elevator to the top of the Space Needle.

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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/15 "2002-11-10T02:50:53Z")

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On massive blocks of heaved up shore ice.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/16 "2002-11-10T08:39:02Z")

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In the middle of a park with people all around.

She hiked up the dress and sat on my lap then situated the dress to look like nothing was going on. I would suspect to the passerby she just looked like she was being very flirty.We moved V E R Y slowly so not to raise eyebrows. In fact, very few people gave us a second look.

It was GREAT

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/17 "2002-11-10T11:38:47Z")

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On my desk at the school where I was teaching. Also in the teacher’s lounge.

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**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/18 "2002-11-10T12:16:17Z")

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Cincinnati, Ohio.

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/19 "2002-11-10T14:08:32Z")

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In the cold-water jacuzzi at Hedonism II in Negril Jamaica, in broad daylight with 50 people looking on.

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**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-places/135964/20 "2002-11-10T14:55:03Z")

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At the top of the highest mountain in Colorado (very hard to do - very thin air).

In the broom closet of a church while services were going on (was a bit frightened afterwards because it was the Church of the Imaculate Conception).

In a hammock while serving in the Peace Corps in Micronesia (took some interesting positioning).

In a casket (her father was a funeral director and there were all these caskets just sitting around and…)

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