# Sex Poll Inspired By The Stand **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 14, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168 "2007-09-14T14:23:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/61 "2007-09-18T14:42:12Z")
Since my partner and I are both male, vaginal intercourse is W-A-A-A-A-A-Y down at the bottom of our list. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/62 "2007-09-18T15:55:06Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] _cough_ _Claire Danes_ _cough_ 🙂 [/QUOTE] _cough_ Claire Danes having anal sex and heavy petting? _cough_ Must do something about this incessant tickle in the throat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/63 "2007-09-18T18:13:35Z")
So was the only one who could see the appeal in holding out for Flagg? he was evil…and evil is HOT. Plus, did you see the guy who played him in the miniseries? He made those jeans work, baby. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2007, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/64 "2007-09-18T23:45:19Z")
I’ve been on both sides of this coin; I wish I had stayed with #1 my entire damn life. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/65 "2007-09-19T02:34:37Z")
Why is that, LouisB? Your vehemence piques my interest. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/66 "2007-09-19T08:53:41Z")
[QUOTE=Scumpup] Why is that, LouisB? Your vehemence piques my interest. [/QUOTE] Less emotional involvement, fewer disappointments, no chance of unexpected/unwanted/unplanned for children, less performance anxiety, fewer dissatisfied partners, and last, but not least, I’ve been told, not always kindly, that I am much better, more talented, and more inventive at #1 than I am at #2. YMMV ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2007, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168/67 "2007-09-19T13:51:50Z")
[QUOTE=Zoggie] Plus, did you see the guy who played him in the miniseries? He made those jeans work, baby. [/QUOTE] Maybe so, but he didn’t look anything like _Randall Flagg,_ who was no well-upholstered pretty boy. Hell, in the mini-series even Harold Lauder was kinda hot. Bleargh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-poll-inspired-by-the-stand/419168.md?page=3)