# sex question for the guys
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 14, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202 "2002-03-14T04:01:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/41 "2002-03-19T03:26:57Z")
I think it’s a pretty cool thing. Fingers, toys, and tongues are okay, but anything bigger…eek! Not my cup of tea. Taking a shower together beforehand is a good idea, so that you both know everything is really clean.
They make a great product now called Anal Eez. It comes in a strawberry flavor.
That’s all I really care to say about this subject. 🙂
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### Author:  [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/42 "2002-03-19T04:01:17Z")
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> So…my question is: How do you feel about having your backdoor played with?
Uh… thats the exit door, you can’t go that way, try the front.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [March 19, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/43 "2002-03-19T04:18:33Z")
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> \*Originally posted by hillbilly queen \*
> So…my question is: How do you feel about having your backdoor played with?
As long as I trust you:)
And if I trust you, God yes. There’s some fun stuff around there.
However, bear in mind that’s the opinion of a non-heterosexual, somewhat sexually liberal guy. YMMV, MOUSE, and all that.
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### Author:  [@heptapod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heptapod)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/44 "2002-05-02T07:00:47Z")
I’m against it because it’s a shit thing not a gay thing. One could scrub that potent little square inch of real estate with bleach for days on end and it’d still be filthy in my eyes. It does sound pretty gay though.
Plus that 25% increase in penis size sounds like a lie. Anyone have a cite for that?
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/45 "2002-05-02T13:49:03Z")
no comment on the topic, but(ha ha),whats with all these banned folks?
shit… 😉
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### Author:  [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/46 "2002-05-02T14:08:50Z")
I wouldn’t be opposed to it but I wouldn’t ask for it. She has went down in that general area before without hitting that magic spot and it felt nice. I’ll leave it up to her. I wouldn’t enjoy it if I knew she didn’t really want to do it.
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### Author:  [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/47 "2002-05-02T14:15:00Z")
You Merkins could all come to Australia where The Outback Steakhouse _proudly_ advertises it’s “Big Bugger”.
One of my favourite threadspotting’s ever was **Satan’s** “You want to put ‘what’, ‘where’?”. Last time I tried to find it through threadspotting it had been purged.
Please tell me someone has it cached or knows another way to link to it.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/48 "2002-05-02T14:19:52Z")
I didn’t marry Mrs. Whipple.
Everything else is so nice that there’s never been any need to go tunnelling.
BTW, I’ve never seen so many different banned posters in a single thread before. Bizarre.
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### Author:  [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/49 "2002-05-02T14:25:57Z")
The really odd thing, **lieu** , is that there have been many, many threads here before in which anal sex has been discussed without people being banned.
Perhaps it isn’t the subject matter which is the causative factors in the bannings…
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/50 "2002-05-02T14:34:38Z")
There are four individual banned posters here. Shoot, I was kinda scared to post.
I agree with you **reprise** , I didn’t see that much in their posts (at least here) that was all that ban worthy considering how tolerant the board is, nor were the warned here as is the custom.
I did find it amusing that **ringmaster** responded to an anal sex thread.
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### Author:  [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/51 "2002-05-02T14:48:07Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*
> I agree with you **reprise** , I didn’t see that much in their posts (at least here) that was all that ban worthy considering how tolerant the board is, nor were the warned here as is the custom.
I don’t have any inside knowledge, but normally when a mildly irritating poster gets catapulted into the void, the first thing I suspect is sock day at the Laundromat. In addition, I don’t believe each sock gets their own personal warning. I’d bet you a donut that each of the banished in this thread was an alter ego of departed, unlamented hillbillyboy.
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### Author:  [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/52 "2002-05-02T14:51:46Z")
Correction: just the last two banned are canditates for socks of the hillbillyboy. The others are socks of others.
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### Author:  [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/53 "2002-05-02T14:53:12Z")
I repeat - I really don’t think the bannings had anything whatsoever to do with the subject matter of this thread.
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### Author:  [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/54 "2002-05-02T15:42:51Z")
The bannings show up in every post those person’s made. Maybe trolls and socks are attracted to anal sex posts. Still four seperate subsequently banned posters in a tread is amazing. We should be able to make something out of this, but I have no clue what it would be. . .
-me
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### Author:  [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/55 "2002-05-02T16:14:59Z")
As stated before, the banned members in this thread were not banned for anything in this thread.
Most were banned for being socks of posters who were banned before the Great Hack.
If they had registered after 12-7-01, and were banned before the hack, the hack erased all record of them.
When the sdmb came back, some noticed this, and saw an opportunity to re-register and come back.
Most of the returnees who came back, didn’t act like their past incarnations, and tried to live the good life, but were later found to be socks and subsequently banned.
This thread had laid dormant for 4-5 weeks, and all these posters had been banned around that time.
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### Author:  [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/56 "2002-05-02T20:56:34Z")
hillybilly queen: Any woman who wants to play with my back door is willing to do so. I am one perverted Coyote.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/57 "2002-05-02T21:14:09Z")
“Any woman who wants to play with my back door is willing to do so.”
Huh?
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### Author:  [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)
#### Post date: [May 2, 2002, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/58 "2002-05-02T21:18:13Z")
Never had it done. But I LOVE getting my balls sucked. That’s awesome!
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### Author:  [@TuboDoucheBag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TuboDoucheBag)
#### Post date: [May 3, 2002, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/59 "2002-05-03T23:49:03Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \*
> \*\*As stated before, the banned members in this thread were not banned for anything in this thread.
> Most were banned for being socks of posters who were banned before the Great Hack.
> If they had registered after 12-7-01, and were banned before the hack, the hack erased all record of them.
> When the sdmb came back, some noticed this, and saw an opportunity to re-register and come back.
> Most of the returnees who came back, didn’t act like their past incarnations, and tried to live the good life, but were later found to be socks and subsequently banned.
> This thread had laid dormant for 4-5 weeks, and all these posters had been banned around that time. \*\*
Incorrect. I know for a fact I was banned for this thread. Mods only tolerate those who will support hillbilly queen in her butthole licking habit and BAN anyone who mocks such a disgusting woman/habit. If you can’t take the heat don’t offer such a subject.
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### Author:  [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/60 "2002-05-04T00:32:23Z")
I have never caused anybody to be banned. I don’t always agree with some peoples post, but everyone is entitled to their opinion.
If you don’t approve of me or my habbits then quit stalking me!!!
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