# sex question for the guys
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [March 14, 2002, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202 "2002-03-14T04:01:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@hillbilly\_king](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hillbilly_king)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/61 "2002-05-04T01:12:53Z")
**TuboDoucheBag**
You are truly a piece of s **t, perhaps jealousy or loneliness has turned you into the sorry a** hole that you are. Your sick sense of a mission is not welcome here or on any place on this earth. Niether are you. Should anyone ever want your opinion, they should just fart and take a deep sniff. The outcome would be the same. Hopefully, the moderator is watching you again and will act the same as before.
Besides, my a\*\* is cleaner than your mouth. I can’t imagine anyone that would want to kiss that sewage plant.
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### Author:  [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/62 "2002-05-04T01:18:12Z")
**hillbilly king** , your stalking **TDB** , while he’s stalking **hillybilly queen** is only giving him the attention he’s looking for. Musch better to just use the “report this post” button. 🙂
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### Author:  [@easy\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/easy_e)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/63 "2002-05-04T01:19:36Z")
Until I read your post, **king** , I thought that you were yet another sock to torment the queen.
I’m glad to see that’s not the case.
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### Author:  [@hillbilly\_king](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hillbilly_king)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/64 "2002-05-04T01:32:31Z")
Thanks for the advice **reprise**.
Glad to put you at ease **easy b** , she truly is my queen and I hope that all understand, although she is more than capable of defending herself…her defense is my sworn duty. 🙂
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### Author:  [@hillbilly\_king](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hillbilly_king)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/65 "2002-05-04T01:34:40Z")
**easy e**
sorry for the typo in your name…oops…
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/66 "2002-05-04T02:59:41Z")
Still, the best way to defend her is to report the post to us Moderators. We are the Official Butt-Kickers of the SDMB, and we enjoy our jobs. 🙂
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### Author:  [@heptapod](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heptapod)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/67 "2002-05-04T04:49:19Z")
Hooray for Shift+8 encryption!!! Absolutely **no one** would guess that you were using the **NAUGHTY** words like **shit** and **ass** and _gasp_ **asshole**!!!
Really, what’s the point in using such poor censorship in a thread about LICKING ASSES???
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2002, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-for-the-guys/98202/68 "2002-05-04T05:06:52Z")
Ten posts in a row that contribute absolutely nothing to the OP, with the last one being the everlovin’ “Look at me swear!” post?
I think I’ll shut down this long trip down a dark hole.
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