# sex question -- TMI, even for me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [October 28, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933 "2003-10-28T00:02:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![patchbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dc4da7/32.png) [@patchbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/patchbunny)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933/41 "2003-10-29T05:51:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wikkit \*  
> \*\*Tats, you doof. The lady has tatoos in her armpits, and that’s how she shows them off.
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> [sub]Funniest GQ ever.[/sub] \*\*

Women have Hervé Villechaize in their armpits?

–Patch

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**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933/42 "2003-10-29T06:21:54Z")

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FWIW, **Scurvy** , the cervix is only hard before a woman has a baby. Pregnancy makes it all squishy, and after the baby is born it remains squishy. You know how cherry pies always have those nasty squished cherries in them? That’s what a post-baby cervix feels like. (That’s the best example I could come up with, I know it’s icky.)

Anyhow, leave your girlfriend’s alone. It’s not a toy and she won’t get anything out of you tweaking it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Wyatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b19c9b/32.png) [@Wyatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wyatt)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933/43 "2003-10-29T06:55:09Z")

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Tuts???  
They have ancient egyptians in their pits???

[steve martin] got a condo made of stone-ah…[/steve martin]

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**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933/44 "2003-10-29T07:08:53Z")

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Tets???

You mean they have Vietnamese Lunar New Year celebrations in their pits?

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**Author:** ![Ludicrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/82dd89/32.png) [@Ludicrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludicrous)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933/45 "2003-10-29T07:31:58Z")

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> _Originally posted by aphrodisiac \*  
> \*\*I’m sorry ladies, but I simply can’t let these poor deluded guys go on wondering. I’ve got to give them a hint, as to why we lift our arms… And in the process I get to show off my…t_ts.’ If you don’t get it now, you’ll never get it. 😃 \*\*

Okay that makes sense to me yet these girls weren’t stretching. they were standing up as we chatted and how am i supposed to look at their tatas ( 🙂 ) when they are looking me straight in the eye? Could it be a sign for me to pet her cervix?

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**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-question-tmi-even-for-me/209933/46 "2003-10-29T08:07:39Z")

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[Tits?](http://www.favonius.com/furzefield/birds/tits.jpg)

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