# SEX! SEX! SEX! . . . . . . in music. Seriously. Don't bring the kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 24, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888 "2004-05-24T23:53:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/1 "2004-05-24T23:53:38Z")
I’m looking for the raunchiest, dirtiest songs ever played on the radio. Don’t ask me why, I guess I’m in a rauncy, dirty mood. Here’s a few that came to me right away: Donna Summer’s Love To Love You, Baby Musique’s Push, Push In the Bush The Bloodhound Gangs Bad Touch. Also I have a question. Does anybody know the name and artist to these two songs? They’re both Spanishy, hip hopish dance songs. One had a girl singing “You have to lick it before you stick it” and the other one had another girl singing something like “Don’t want no short, short, teeny weeny little dick men.” ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/2 "2004-05-25T00:02:04Z")
One of my favorite dirty songs is rapper Akinyele’s “Put It In Your Mouth.” This one was a never a single played on the radio, but Snoop Dogg’s “Ain’t No Fun (If the Homies Can’t Have None)” is a hilarious and raunchy classic. Li’l Kim and 50 Cent trade off verses in the sexually-charged “Magic Stick.” Spinal Tap didn’t get radio airplay either, but “Sex Farm” and “Big Bottom” are full of sexual innuendo. “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo…” Frank Zappa’s “Dinah Moe Humm” describes a raunchy menage a trois between the singer and two sisters. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/3 "2004-05-25T00:15:18Z")
\*Sex (I’m A…) \* by **Berlin** \*I Touch Myself \* by the **DiVinyls** _Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw?_ by **Jimmy Buffett** _Rosie_ by **Jackson Browne** ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/4 "2004-05-25T00:26:01Z")
Sixty Minute Man – Billy Ward and His Dominos I Want Your Sex – George Micheal Telephone Man – Meri Wilson Sex You Up – one of those boy bands ---
**Author:** ![fiddlesticks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddlesticks/32/18129_2.png) [@fiddlesticks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fiddlesticks)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/5 "2004-05-25T00:29:00Z")
Typing quickly so as not to get beat… _Closer_ by **Nine Inch Nails** …played pretty much continually (and often unedited, at least in my experience) on the radio circa 1994-1995. Chorus: I want to f_ck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside I want to f_ck you like an animal My whole existence is flawed You get me closer to God ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/6 "2004-05-25T00:33:03Z")
The entire album _Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By_ is a tongue-in-cheek soundtrack for sex and seduction, crafted by Dan “The Automator” Nakamura’s supergroup Lovage. Lead singers Mike Patton (of Faith No More and Mr. Bungle) and Jennifer Charles (of Elysian Fields) trade come-ons, innuendos, and sexy moans back and forth, working each other up musically into fits of hot, sweaty passion. And it works well as background music for the real thing, too. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/7 "2004-05-25T00:37:25Z")
**Freak of the Industry** by Digital Underground. Never got any radio play but it’s a personal favorite. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/8 "2004-05-25T00:39:30Z")
\*Can’t Get No Nookie \* by **The Masked Marauders** _Sit On My Face_ by **Monty Python** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/9 "2004-05-25T00:44:45Z")
My Neck, My Back by Khia Nookie Real Good by Jackie-O Trust me you won’t be dissappointed, just get the uncensored version. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/10 "2004-05-25T00:52:29Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Also I have a question. Does anybody know the name and artist to these two songs? They’re both Spanishy, hip hopish dance songs. One had a girl singing “You have to lick it before you stick it” and the other one had another girl singing something like “Don’t want no short, short, teeny weeny little dick men.” 20 Fingers with “Lick It” and “Short Dick Man,” respectively. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/11 "2004-05-25T00:58:00Z")
**Darling Nicky** by Prince That Paula Abdul song with the chorus “When I think about you I touch myself.” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/12 "2004-05-25T01:00:48Z")
> [@Ellis Dee](#): > > **Darling Nicky** by Prince > > That Paula Abdul song with the chorus “When I think about you I touch myself.” How could I have forgotten Darling Nicky. I think it’s the DiVynal’s I Touch Myself that you’re thinking of. Although I’d love to hear a Paula Abdul version of it. Oh and how about Cyndie Lauper’s She Bop? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/13 "2004-05-25T03:39:01Z")
I believe it’s by Khia, and it’s called “My Neck and Back”, I believe, and it did in fact make me blush. And I assure you, few things do. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/14 "2004-05-25T03:39:28Z")
“Erotic City” by Prince is another obvious choice. The classic line is: “We can fuck until the dawn”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/15 "2004-05-25T03:44:31Z")
The Bloodhound Gang also did “The Ballad of Chasey Lain.” ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/16 "2004-05-25T03:44:37Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > How could I have forgotten Darling Nicky. I think it’s the DiVynal’s I Touch Myself that you’re thinking of. Although I’d love to hear a Paula Abdul version of it. You’re right, my mistake. I have no idea why I thought it was Paula Abdul. She Bop is a good call. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/17 "2004-05-25T03:48:48Z")
“Push It”-Salt N Pepa “Freak Me” -Silk “Rumpshaker” (can’t remember the name of the group, unfortunately) “Do Me” -Bel Biv Devoe There were a ton of them I remember from when I was in junior high…damn, now I’m gonna be trying to think of them all…I think I still have a bunch of the old mix tapes I made when I was 13-15 with all those songs on them… ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/18 "2004-05-25T03:50:20Z")
The line _Tighten up on my organ now_ in the Archie Bell and the Drells song. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/19 "2004-05-25T03:53:01Z")
Oh, my. Just about anything by AC/DC, but _Shake A Leg_ and _Walk All Over You_ spring immediately to mind. _F.I.N.E._, _Rag Doll_, _Love in an Elevator_ (good morning, Mr. Tyler…) and, really, everything else by Aerosmith _Pour Some Sugar on Me_ & _Let it Rock_ by Def Leppard Wait, lemme grab the iPod… _Baby’s on Fire_ by Sammy Hagar _Pound Cake_ by Van Halen… How long do you have, here? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/20 "2004-05-25T04:12:05Z")
“Cherry Pie”-Warrant “Give It Away”-Red Hot Chilli Peppers (“What I got I gotta get it put it in you”) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888.md?page=2)