# SEX! SEX! SEX! . . . . . . in music. Seriously. Don't bring the kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 24, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888 "2004-05-24T23:53:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/21 "2004-05-25T04:17:10Z")
Prince (sorry, The Artist) pretty much owns this topic, doesn’t he? A snippet from the tactfully titled “Come” > [@](#): > > when I lay u down I’m gonna tell u what 2 feel > (come) > (don’t u) don’t be surprised if I make u my daily meal > (come) > (lickin’ u inside) lickin’ u inside, outside > (outside) all sides (all sides), up and down (up and down) > (come) > With my tongue in the crease, baby I go ’round > When I go down, down, down, (come) down, down, down… Ah, but not every sexy song is all that recent … Witness “Love for Sale” by Cole Porter – 1930. > [@](#): > > Love for sale, > Appetizing young love for sale. > Love that’s fresh and still unspoiled, > Love that’s only slightly soiled, > Love for sale. > > Who will buy? > Who would like to sample my supply? > Who’s prepared to pay the price, > For a trip to paradise? > Love for sale > > Let the poets pipe of love > in their childish way, > I know every type of love > Better far than they. > > If you want the thrill of love, > I’ve been through the mill of love; > Old love, new love > Every love but true love > Love for sale. > > Appetizing young love for sale. > If you want to buy my wares. > Follow me and climb the stairs > Love for sale. Okay, it’s not “with my tongue in the crease,” but it’s pretty steamy for its day. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/22 "2004-05-25T04:33:04Z")
Speaking of Prince, what about “Cream?” “Cream…get on top…” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/23 "2004-05-25T04:40:00Z")
There’s a Ruth Brown bluesy song (or a Ruth Brown-like artist) where the woman is ostensibly selling a sofa-- I vaguely remember a line that goes something like: If you want to sit in it you have to pay for it. I ain’t giving it away for free. Does anybody know it? ---
**Author:** ![wesleywesley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@wesleywesley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wesleywesley)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/24 "2004-05-25T05:00:16Z")
I don’t know if it’s ever been played on the radio, but: Ween - L.M.L.Y.P. (it stands for "Let Me Lick Your … well, you know) ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/25 "2004-05-25T05:02:37Z")
What about “Jungle Fever” by Chakachas? (It’s on the Boogie Nights soundtrack.) > [@hardygrrl](#): > > **Freak of the Industry** by Digital Underground. Never got any radio play but it’s a personal favorite. That whole album is really raunchy! The Humpty Dance? “'Cause in the 69 my humpty nose’ll tickle your rear.” :eek: And of course, the song with the guy buying the sex packets… ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/26 "2004-05-25T05:11:17Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Donna Summer’s Love To Love You, Baby. Are you sure you aren’t thinking of “More, More, More” by The Andrea True Connection? Did Donna Summer do a song called “Love to Love you, Baby.”? ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/27 "2004-05-25T05:20:00Z")
I think there’s a collection called “Copulatin’ Blues”. Must be a good album for a rainy evening. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/28 "2004-05-25T05:39:26Z")
How about Zep’s **Whole Lotta Love**? > [@](#): > > - > > Way, way down inside > I’m gonna give you my love > I’m gonna give you every inch of my love > Gonna give you my love > . > . > . > Shake for me, girl > I wanna be your backdoor man > \* ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/29 "2004-05-25T05:51:50Z")
> [@eman77](#): > > Nookie Real Good by Jackie-O Lyrics [here](http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:cZoWhsqOgF4J:www.thehottestlyrics.com/n/nookie.html+%22jackie+o%22+nookie&hl=en). :eek: Seriously, don’t bring the kids. And don’t visit if you’re at work. Oh, and **hardygrrl** , “Freaks of the Industry” is still played on the radio locally. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/30 "2004-05-25T10:37:58Z")
> [@torie](#): > > Are you sure you aren’t thinking of “More, More, More” by The Andrea True Connection? > > Did Donna Summer do a song called “Love to Love you, Baby.”? Yeup. More, More, More is a different song. Love To Love You, Baby has a long section in which Donna moans and groans as if. . . well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/31 "2004-05-25T10:50:19Z")
Anyone remember “Wiggle Wiggle” by the Outhere Brothers? lyrics such as “Stick your ass in my face, I love the way your p\*ssy tastes” ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/32 "2004-05-25T12:11:01Z")
“Horizontal Bop” by Bob Seeger and “Tube Snake Boogie” by ZZ Top they both rock pretty damn good as well as being dirty and another vote for 60 Minute Man ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/33 "2004-05-25T17:45:05Z")
> [@Big Bad Voodoo Lou](#): > > Spinal Tap didn’t get radio airplay either, but “Sex Farm” and “Big Bottom” are full of sexual innuendo. “My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I’d like to sink her with my pink torpedo…” Can’t forget the big hit they had in Japan - _Tonight I’m Gonna Rock You Tonight_: “You’re sweet, but you’re just four feet And you still got your baby teeth You’re too young, and I’m too well-hung But tonight I’m gonna rock ya…” How about rap group U.T.F.O.'s song, _If You Don’t Wanna Get Pregnant (Suck The D_ck)\*: So you want me to slay you? Hubba-hubba! You ain’t on The Pill? Well I ain’t got a rubber! So how we gonna do this? I drank a case of stout And once my jimmy goes in, it’s hard to take him out You’re making this difficult. Why all this confusion? Silly me, I’ve got the perfect solution It’s effective, but we gotta do it quick If you don’t wanna get pregnant , suck the d\*ck! ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/34 "2004-05-25T18:33:30Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > “Rumpshaker” (can’t remember the name of the group, unfortunately) Sadly, I remember. It’s **Wrekx-N-Effect**. Amusingly enough, when I was doing some work on the Maryland campus techrooms last winter break, I found the tape it was from ( **Hard or Smooth** for those dying to know), and it quickly became our “test” audiocassette. Laughed every time hearing “All I wanna do is a zooma-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom, shake ya rump” at full volume on a lecture hall sound system. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/35 "2004-05-25T18:38:42Z")
**Chestnut Mare** by the Byrds (metaphorically). **Cecelia** by Simon and Garfunkle ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/36 "2004-05-25T18:56:24Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > There’s a Ruth Brown bluesy song (or a Ruth Brown-like artist) where the woman is ostensibly selling a sofa-- I vaguely remember a line that goes something like: If you want to sit in it you have to pay for it. I ain’t giving it away for free. > Does anybody know it? That’s Georgia White (but she does sound a lot like Ruth Brown in that old shouting way) doing ‘If I can’t sell it I’ll keep sitting on it’. Truly a winner. _Queen_ - Get Down Make Love _The Sweet_ - Wig Wam Bam ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/37 "2004-05-25T19:10:51Z")
_Kielbasa Sausage_ - Tenacious D Featuring the line: “Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm.” ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/38 "2004-05-25T19:21:19Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > _Kielbasa Sausage_ - Tenacious D > > Featuring the line: > “Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm.” For the love of all that is dirty and fun, what the heck is “butt cheese”? I always heard it as “your butt cheeks is warm,” intentionally bad grammar. And MOST lyrics pages I googled up agree with “cheeks” over “cheese.” (Though some agree more with you) I can’t believe conversations like this one are what I paid to discuss. ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/39 "2004-05-25T19:46:00Z")
According to [www.lyricstime.com](http://www.lyricstime.com) , butt cheese is correct. So what was the song, came out in 1998(?) mostly instrumental, with horn music, and a girl who would chime in “um, would you go to bed with me?” ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/40 "2004-05-25T19:56:39Z")
This is one that didn’t get radio play, but it’s a good track: _S S S & Q_ by Robert Plant. (Stands for soak, shake, splash & quake. It’s about cunnilingus.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888.md?page=3)