# SEX! SEX! SEX! . . . . . . in music. Seriously. Don't bring the kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 24, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888 "2004-05-24T23:53:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/41 "2004-05-25T19:57:45Z")
**Pull up to the bumper baby** , \* Grace Jones\* Pull up to my bumper, baby In your long black limousine Pull up to my bumper, baby And drive it in between. I still can’t believe they let that on the radio in the early '80’s. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/42 "2004-05-25T19:57:47Z")
> [@Only Mostly Dead](#): > > For the love of all that is dirty and fun, what the heck is “butt cheese”? I always heard it as “your butt cheeks is warm,” intentionally bad grammar. And MOST lyrics pages I googled up agree with “cheeks” over “cheese.” (Though some agree more with you) > > I can’t believe conversations like this one are what I paid to discuss. See now, I agree with you. But I wanted to be sure, so I googled it. The first page that came up said “butt cheese”. And frankly, I find that a lot funnier. I’ll check the subtitles on my DVD tonight and report back tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/43 "2004-05-25T20:11:22Z")
Answered my own question. The song is called “Would you…” by Touch and Go and can be found on the Forces of Nature soundtrack. lyrics: “Um I’ve noticed you around I find you very attractive I’ve noticed you around Um I find you very attractive I find you very attractive Um Would you go to bed with me?” ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/44 "2004-05-25T20:21:40Z")
**Led Zeppelin** has a couple besides “Whole Lotta Love.” “The Lemon Song” has the line “squeeze my lemon, baby, and let the juice run down my leg.” But I’ve never liked the song. Much better is “Trampled Underfoot” from _Physical Graffiti_, which it turns out isn’t about auto-repair: _Trouble-free transmission, helps your oil’s flow Mama, let me pump your gas, mama, let me do it all_ … _Dig that heavy metal underneath your hood Baby, I could work all night, believe I’ve got the perfect tools_ … _Groovin’ on the freeway, gauge is on the red Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I’m gonna crack a head._ ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/45 "2004-05-25T20:40:03Z")
> [@Ellis Dee](#): > > **Darling Nicky** by Prince > > That Paula Abdul song with the chorus “When I think about you I touch myself.” Ellis – that would be **Darlin Nikki** by Prince, and leave Paula Abdul at home. You’re talking about **The Divinyls** , who sang “I Touch Myself.” It had a resurgence in popularity when it was featured in the first Austin Powers film. **Touch And Go** also have a song called “Straight to Number One” that was featured in the TV series Queer As Folk, which I find to be a little more explicit than “Would You…?”: _Ten . . . kiss me on the lips. Nine . . . run your fingers through my hair. Eight . . . touch me . . . slowly. Hold it! (long pause) Let’s go straight . . . to **number one.** _ ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/46 "2004-05-25T21:29:16Z")
It’s amazing how some older songs got on the radio (and are still on) _Walk on the Wild Side_ and it’s famous “giving head” line. _Brown Sugar_ and “How come you taste so good” _Pearl Necklace_ > [@](#): > > She was gettin’ bombed, > I was gettin blown away > And she held it in her hand > And this is what she had to say: > A pearl necklace. > She wanna pearl necklace. > She wanna pearl necklace. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/47 "2004-05-25T22:25:20Z")
_Hey Ya_ - Outkast: Don’t want to meet your daddy Just want you in my Caddy Don’t want to meet yo’ mama Just want to make you cumma I heard it on the radio last night, in fact. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/48 "2004-05-25T22:29:26Z")
James Brown: “Lickin’ Stick – Lickin’ Stick” and “Sex Machine” ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/49 "2004-05-25T22:38:36Z")
> [@Jurph](#): > > **Touch And Go** also have a song called “Straight to Number One” that was featured in the TV series Queer As Folk, which I find to be a little more explicit than “Would You…?”: > > _Ten . . . kiss me on the lips. > Nine . . . run your fingers through my hair. > Eight . . . touch me . . . slowly. > Hold it! > (long pause) > Let’s go straight . . . to **number one.** _ Touch And Go also did the theme song for an HBO documentary series about the lives of strippers. I think the show was called G-String Divas, and it was a pretty sexy song, with samples of a weather report in the background, and a sultry British-accented woman saying “I’m… so… hot!” over and over. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Bee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Larry\_Bee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Bee)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2004, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/50 "2004-05-25T23:43:06Z")
If you’re feeling kinky you could do worse to listen to \*\*The Velvet Underground’s[\b] \*[Venus In Furs](http://www.davemcnally.com/lyrics/VelvetUnderground/VenusInFurs.asp) [\i] ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/51 "2004-05-26T01:07:57Z")
I almost forgot a classic: Ted Nugent’s _Wango Tango_! ---
**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/52 "2004-05-26T01:18:11Z")
There’s always _Only Straight Girls Wear Dresses_ by Cunts With Attitude. Not sure if it’s ever gotten radio airplay, though. ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/53 "2004-05-26T02:05:27Z")
Most anything by **Lords of Acid**. “[Pussy Round](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/lords-of-acid/85025.html)” is a catchy tune (sung by a woman). ---
**Author:** ![yoyodyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a9a28c/32.png) [@yoyodyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyodyne)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/54 "2004-05-26T02:16:28Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > _Kielbasa Sausage_ - Tenacious D > > Featuring the line: > “Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheese is warm.” And don’t forget their classic: _Fuck Her Gently_ ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/55 "2004-05-26T02:32:13Z")
Oh, my goodness, how could this have not been quoted yet? - She was a fast machine, she kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman that I ever seen She had the sightless eyes, telling me no lies Knockin’ me out with those American thighs Taking more than her share, had me fighting for air She told me to come but I was already there 'Cause the walls start shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were making it and you - **Shook me all night long** \* ---
**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/56 "2004-05-26T03:27:47Z")
Most of these songs are more suggestive than raunchy. “Bang a Gong” T-Rex, I’m not sure what many of the words are, but the groove is very sexy. “Savoy Truffle” Beatles, This song is supposedly a random set of lyrics taken from a box of candies, and most of the song isn’t all that sexy but … _“Cool Cherry Creme, Nice Apple Tart, I Feel Your Taste Every Time We’re Apart”_ I think there’s more than chocolate involved here. “Time of the Season” by the Zombies. _“It’s the time of the season. When love runs high. And this time, give it to me easy. And let me try with pleasured hands. To take you in the sun to promised lands”_ “Son of a Preacher Man” by Dusty Springfield _“Learning from each other’s knowing Looking to see how much we’re growing”_ And I’m surprised there’s no mention of Clarence Carter’s "Strokin’ _"I stroke it to the north, I stroke it to the south I stroke it everywhere, I even stroke it with my…_ ---
**Author:** ![lokij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@lokij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lokij)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/57 "2004-05-26T05:31:23Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > **Led Zeppelin** has a couple besides “Whole Lotta Love.” > > “The Lemon Song” has the line “squeeze my lemon, baby, and let the juice run down my leg.” But I’ve never liked the song. > > - … Led Zeppelin got that line from the great Robert Johnson’s “Traveling Riverside Blues”. “Now you can squeeze my lemon 'till the juice run down my…” (spoken) ‘till the juice run down my leg, baby, you know what I’m talkin’ about “You can squeeze my lemon 'till the juice run down my leg” (spoken) That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout now, "But I’m goin’ back to Friar’s Point, if I be rockin’ to my head" Raunch from the 1930’s :\> ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/58 "2004-05-26T05:33:08Z")
Oh come on guys! You’re forgetting the classics! I give you: **David Allan Coe**! Pick’em Lick’em Stick’em You gotta learn how to pick’em son, learn how to lick’em son, learn how to stick’em son, between the thighs, and you got to try not to beat’em too much, try not to teach’em too much, try not to feed’em to much bullshit and lies. And another one by David, Fuckin in the Butt, of which the title says it all. And don’t forget “Finger Fucking Sally”. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/59 "2004-05-26T05:45:33Z")
**Bad Company** , “Feel Like Makin’ Love”. It got me randy once or twice. **Lords of Acid** is a great band choice for sexy tunes. Check out _Voodoo U_. Or the majority of **Prince** tunes… ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/60 "2004-05-26T05:49:17Z")
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