# SEX! SEX! SEX! . . . . . . in music. Seriously. Don't bring the kids. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 24, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888 "2004-05-24T23:53:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/61 "2004-05-26T07:37:21Z")
The OP asked about songs actually played on the radio. I assumed that meant mainstream radio. There’s been a number of the songs mentioned so far that I can not believe would ever have seen play on those stations (or even most university stations, for that matter). That said, I have to mention a true “radio hit” in Alice Cooper’s “[Muscle of Love](http://www.alicecoopertrivia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/lyrics/mol.php#6)” (1974 - from the album of the same name). Oh, sure, it’s about the heart. _Oh, I’m having chest pains. Must lock myself in the bathroom. It’ll take me a while to get the top off this aspirin bottle, okay._ 😛 (A friend and I once spent an entire two and a half hour road trip just coming up with euphemisms for masturbation. _Cracking the whip._ _Peeling the banana._ We were really scraping the barrel my the end of the trip. _Scraping the barrel_ would have passed muster by that time. 😃 ) I’ll also add that AC/DC’s “Shook Me All Night Long” was _the_ junior high-school “sock-hop” song when I was in my early teens. Of all the songs - current and classic - ever played at dances throughout high-school, that one was _always_ played. And I graduated from high-school in 1994! 🙂 Anyhoo… ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/62 "2004-05-26T10:54:28Z")
Tori Amos’ **Professional Widow** remix or original. And I can’t believe nobody has mentioned **Je T’Aime** by that French guy Serge something. ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/63 "2004-05-26T11:23:49Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > Yeup. More, More, More is a different song. Love To Love You, Baby has a long section in which Donna moans and groans as if. . . well, you know. The title line – with its melody fairly intact – can be heard in Beyonce’s utterly unnaughty current single “Naughty Girls.” My choices are a teeny tiny little more subtle: _Kiss Me Back_ by Digital Underground and _Gett Off_ by Prince. 23 positions in a one-night stand… ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/64 "2004-05-26T12:38:35Z")
> [@PookahMacPhellimey](#): > > Tori Amos’ **Professional Widow** remix or original. > > And I can’t believe nobody has mentioned **Je T’Aime** by that French guy Serge something. Gainsbourg, with Jane Barkin. The full title is “Je T’aime … Moi Non Plus”, BTW. I don’t believe we got this far without mentioning Brown Eyed Girl, but I’m pretty sure we did. “Makin’ love in the green grass/Behind the stadium with you” is one of the most notorious couplets ever - it got radio edited after a few complaints. I’m sure Peaches has had some airplay, too. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/65 "2004-05-26T13:13:27Z")
> [@TeaElle](#): > > My choices are a teeny tiny little more subtle: _Kiss Me Back_ by Digital Underground and _Gett Off_ by Prince. 23 positions in a one-night stand… Which reminds me of Get Off by Foxy. Sample lyric: _Take of that red dress that drives me crazy So we can get off Sensuality excites my mind It makes me get off If I were you I’d get a good perspective On how to get off Love me wild and love me crazy, So we can get off_ ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/66 "2004-05-26T13:25:21Z")
The Tubes had a song in the 80’s called _Sushi Girl_ . I always thought that was about oral sex. Also, Kid Rock has a song called _Cadillac Pussy_ on his newest album (where he also does a remake of Bad Company’s _Feel Like Making Love_. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2004, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/67 "2004-05-26T13:46:39Z")
Dave Mathews Band’s “Crash into Me”. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/68 "2004-05-27T00:59:04Z")
It’s not that raunchy, per se, but Boyz II Men did have “I’ll Make Love to You” In the sixties, didn’t Simon and Garfunkel’s “The Boxer” get complaints because of the lines about the singer visiting “whores on 7th avenue”? ---
**Author:** ![cmason32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@cmason32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmason32)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/69 "2004-05-27T01:18:42Z")
Though never played on the radio, _Gangster of Love_ by the Geto Boys has to be one of the dirtiest songs ever. You can find the lyrics [here](http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:_tu-ftSXFNAJ:www.lyricsfreak.com/g/geto-boys/59825.html+%22gangster+of+love%22+lyrics+ghetto&hl=en). (Warning: extremely graphic lyrics!) ---
**Author:** ![GKW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@GKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GKW)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/70 "2004-05-27T01:45:47Z")
More funny, suggestive, and sexy than raunchy- Alberta Hunter’s **Handy Man** ---
**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/71 "2004-05-27T06:29:23Z")
Meh, came in here to suggest “Dinah Moe Humm” by Zappa, something by Lovage, and the man who inspired Lovage, Serge Gainsbourg and “Je T’aime Moi Non Plus” (which got an Italian record exec excommunicated because it is so racy…) But they’d been mentioned. BTW, when I babelfished the [lyrics](http://www.alwaysontherun.net/gainsbar.htm) to “Je T’aime Moi Non Plus”, here’s what I got – for the French speakers, is this accurate? If so, it’s just groooosss: > [@](#): > > - Je t’aime je t’aime > Oh oui je t’aime! > - Moi non plus > - Oh mon amour… > - Comme la vague irrésolue > Je vais, je vais et je viens > Entre tes reins > Je vais et je viens > Entre tes reins > Et je > Me re- > Tiens to > [@](#): > > I love you > Oh yes I love you! > > - Me either - Oh my love. > - Like the irresolute wave I go, I go and I come > Between your kidneys > I go and I come > Between your kidneys > And I retain myself Zappa deserves another mentioned for his rather blunty titled guitar solo “I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth.” So those have been mentioned, here’s some radio songs that have made me feel dirty: “Sugar Walls” by Sheena Easton “Back that Azz (Thing) Up” by Juvenille “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot and of course “Me So Horny” by 2-Live Crew (all of which I have heard on the radio…) ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/72 "2004-05-27T07:56:18Z")
As a big **NWA** fan I feel compelled to mention their Blowjob Suite: “She Swallowed It” and “Just Don’t Bite It” ---
**Author:** ![sunfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@sunfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunfish)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/73 "2004-05-27T13:56:23Z")
In the suggestive but playable-on-the-radio department: [“Slow Hand”](http://leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=4o3878UVLXQ%3D) by the Pointer Sisters [“Insatiable”](http://leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=G9W7t71mcU4%3D) by Darren Hayes, one half of Savage Garden (not to be confused with Prince’s song of the same title) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2004, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/74 "2004-05-27T20:28:38Z")
> [@cmason32](#): > > Though never played on the radio, _Gangster of Love_ by the Geto Boys has to be one of the dirtiest songs ever. You can find the lyrics [here](http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:_tu-ftSXFNAJ:www.lyricsfreak.com/g/geto-boys/59825.html+%22gangster+of+love%22+lyrics+ghetto&hl=en). (Warning: extremely graphic lyrics!) Believe it or not, there was a radio station around here that used to play songs like that (It was one of those obscure, hard to tune in ones you find between your favorites). I taped that song (it was years ago) because it was so disgustingly bad-at 14, the realization that the radio would play something like that was just shocking. Warning-it’s extremely graphic and misogynistic. ---
**Author:** ![threeorange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@threeorange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threeorange)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/75 "2004-05-29T02:54:56Z")
Strange that noone’s mentioned **Candy Licker** by **Marvin Sease** yet. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/76 "2004-05-29T03:02:13Z")
I can’t believe we haven’t mentioned anything by Samantha Fox yet. Practically all of her songs were about sex. ---
**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/77 "2004-05-29T03:26:32Z")
I’ve seen Prince mentioned several times, but nothing about Vanity 6 yet… The song _Nasty Girl_ in particular… [quote] That’s right, I can’t control it I need seven inches or more Tonight, I can no longer hold it Get it up…get it up I can’t wait anymore! [/quote} :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/78 "2004-05-29T03:27:47Z")
Oh yeah…! And how could I forget Madonna’s _Hanky Panky_ ? ---
**Author:** ![eman77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@eman77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eman77)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/79 "2004-05-29T13:49:41Z")
> [@yoyodyne](#): > > And don’t forget their classic: _Fuck Her Gently_ [http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Fuck-Her-Gently-lyrics-Tenacious-D/86F3B11D8D1AB6F148256B720008BB14](http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Fuck-Her-Gently-lyrics-Tenacious-D/86F3B11D8D1AB6F148256B720008BB14) Enjoy ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/80 "2004-05-29T20:49:35Z")
Well, there’s the classic ‘Fantasy’ by Ludacris. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888.md?page=5)