# SEX! SEX! SEX! . . . . . . in music. Seriously. Don't bring the kids.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 24, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888 "2004-05-24T23:53:38Z")\
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**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/81 "2004-05-30T00:28:28Z")

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No one’s mentioned “Shake Ya Ass” by Mystikal? That’s one dirty muhfuggin song right there. My boyfriend put the song on a mix CD for me because he knew that I found the radio edit (“Shake It Fast”) hilarious. But the lyrics, oh dear, even the confirmed non-prude that I am, I was a little shocked that they were even able to make a radio edit. Choice lyric: “Gonna beat that p_ssy up, not smooth f_\*\*in’.” Eeep!

Great song, though. Despite its awfulness.

ZJ

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/82 "2004-05-30T01:10:21Z")

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[If it has a pussy](http://doorbell.net/sounds/pussy.mp3) (4MB MP3 file)

“Did you ever pass it by,  
A lovely piece of thigh…”

“If it has a pussy, then fuck it…”

From the infamous _Porno Disco,_ which includes the hits, “Go Down, Moses,” “Star Whores,” “I wanna do it again,” and “Disco Dick.”

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/83 "2004-05-30T02:03:48Z")

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:: checking playlist ::

**If** , by Janet Jackson  
**Dirrty** or **Genie in a Bottle** , by Christina Aguilera  
**Master and Servant** , by Depeche Mode  
**Get Off** , by Prince  
**Let’s Talk About Sex (or the previously nominated “Push It”)**, by Salt n Peppa

Possibly **My Sharona** , by the Knack, or **Why Can’t I** , by Liz Phair, but those are pretty tame compared to the others.

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**Author:** ![edwino](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@edwino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwino)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/84 "2004-05-30T06:42:21Z")

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Speaking of Liz Phair, how 'bout “Flower”?

[http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/liz-phair/84491.html](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/liz-phair/84491.html)

That ain’t tame.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex-in-music-seriously-dont-bring-the-kids/246888/85 "2004-05-30T12:41:21Z")

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Bex threesome song ever: _Come Softly To Me_ by the Fleetwoods.

Hint: The chorus has two girls singing ‘Come softly, darling’ while the guy sings the famous doo-wop.

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