# Sex sex sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 1999, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666 "1999-11-30T00:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/1 "1999-11-30T00:58:00Z")
Tricked you. Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind that’s not sex. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/2 "1999-11-30T00:59:00Z")
“You bastard.” * * * JMcC, San Francisco [http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) “Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring” ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/3 "1999-11-30T01:03:00Z")
Nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/4 "1999-11-30T01:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Tricked you. Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind that’s not sex. You mean there are other things to think about? * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/5 "1999-11-30T01:10:00Z")
I shoulda washed the orange juice off my fingers before i clicked the mouse. * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Hall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ebca7d/32.png) [@Rich\_Hall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Hall)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/6 "1999-11-30T01:22:00Z")
Tires.Soft round tires. With a hole in the middle. ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/7 "1999-11-30T01:25:00Z")
Now where did I set that banana down? * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/8 "1999-11-30T01:45:00Z")
“raccoons” What does that say about me? * * * – O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/9 "1999-11-30T01:46:00Z")
“Only when he is told not to think about it, does the thinker obsess over sex.” ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/10 "1999-11-30T01:54:00Z")
I wish I’d stop shaking. Actually, I wish I’d never climbed on the step machine tonight. ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/11 "1999-11-30T02:01:00Z")
Fuck you, …wait a minute ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/12 "1999-11-30T02:18:00Z")
Was hoping for some earth-shattering new development. Oh well, back to the same old shit… ---
**Author:** ![Tammy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6de8d8/32.png) [@Tammy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tammy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/13 "1999-11-30T02:20:00Z")
Too bad! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/14 "1999-11-30T02:27:00Z")
Damn it, he stole my trick ! * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/15 "1999-11-30T02:59:00Z")
Elephants! ---
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/16 "1999-11-30T03:03:00Z")
DO I LOOK LIKE A MONK??? ---
**Author:** ![bantmof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@bantmof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bantmof)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/17 "1999-11-30T03:09:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind that’s not sex. Drugs and rock and roll, I guess. – peas on earth ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/18 "1999-11-30T03:38:00Z")
Ice cream sandwiches. I’m going to go get one now. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/19 "1999-11-30T03:44:00Z")
I beleive that in the future, dancing turkeys will take over the universe, unless, of course, the creators of “Herman’s head” are moved to tears by their screening of “There’s Something About The Virgin Mary.” * * * JMcC, San Francisco [http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html) “Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666/20 "1999-11-30T03:48:00Z")
Eating carrots. Stroking cucumbers, sucking bananas, dribbling creamy white sauce, licking vanilla yogurt off my lips… * * * I used to think the world was against me. Now I know better. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. [Laura’s Stuff and Things](http://members.aol.com/lrconaway) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-sex-sex/11666.md?page=2)