# Sex Spam Subject Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-spam-subject-lines/357057 "2006-05-17T02:00:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![XaMcQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/f9ae1b/32.png) [@XaMcQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XaMcQ)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-spam-subject-lines/357057/1 "2006-05-17T02:00:55Z")
I usually try to delete the stuff before it can open a pic and sear my eyeballs, but it’s good to see that somebody is getting some enjoyment out of this unsolicited smut. * * * **Sex Spam Subject Lines** I’ve been accumulating a little file of the oddest and most disturbing spam subject lines from amongst the zillion porn spams a day that I get. It’s time to share: _Olga gets butt hole rammed and facial blasted_ Ouch! Poor Olga! Is she a porn model or a very unfortunate quarry worker? _barely legal perverts gangbanged by wild bears_ Zoophilia with bears? Gangbanging bears? Who’s the target demographic here? _watch hot chicks get smacked around_ Uh, no thanks. Also, please die. _correct penis oil_ Important to get this right, because incorrect penis oil makes your dick fall off. _lesbians piss and smoke_ They do? Why yes, I suppose some of them do. Your point is? _Urgent Notification #34419569771119606167_ Er, if you’ve already sent out 34 quintillion notifications, you’ve been at it quite awhile. How urgent can this one really be? _Do you want killing sweet viirgin girls ?_ That would be a big negatory, Bob. Geez, what a waste of sweet virgin girls. A few other useful projects for them I can think of, if they’re of age and willing, but killing them? Piss off. Wait, are you the same guy who wrote to me about smacking hot chicks around? You must not have got the memo about women and sex. You know, sex, the fun stuff? Where nobody gets hurt unless they asks very nicely? _Ultra Allure Pheromones will kill her_ I guess they don’t work so good then. Have you considered toxic waste disposal rather than direct email sales? Wait, did you buy this stuff from the guy who claims his penis oil is correct? _Jasmine burn anal pumped and cum blasted_ Does she work with Olga? Has anybody thought to call OSHA? _Young Bitches so refined and charming!_ Which is it? Are they bitches? Or charming? I don’t think I’ve ever met a charming bitch. For that matter, I mostly try to avoid bitches. Don’t you think you’d get better response if you omitted the “bitch” descriptor from your advertising for these refined and charming young women? _Young Bitches so refined and charming!_ \*\*Collected by Bacchus of the Eros Blog \*\*[erosblog](http://www.erosblog.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-spam-subject-lines/357057/2 "2006-05-17T05:06:54Z")
Not sex technically, but one of my favorite recurring subjects it: B1gger UR short d11ck now. Or the newly reworded CHEEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK you ---
**Author:** ![wolfstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d6d6ee/32.png) [@wolfstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfstu)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-spam-subject-lines/357057/3 "2006-05-17T13:48:46Z")
I got this a little while ago: Subject: **WhyHaveASmallWeenie** Sender: **WhenYouCanHaveABigKabossa** ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-spam-subject-lines/357057/4 "2006-05-17T16:42:06Z")
See Katrina And Her Friends Naked I didn’t know that hurricanes _wore_ clothes. You learn something new every day. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2006, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-spam-subject-lines/357057/5 "2006-05-17T18:15:56Z")
[spamusement.com](http://spamusement.com), that is all.