# Sex, the traveling show. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086 "2013-11-04T19:34:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/1 "2013-11-04T19:34:47Z")
Having just returned from a month in Europe Ms Hook and I have added greatly to the number of countries in which we have done the deed. This got me to wondering how our total stacks up with other dopers. So how about it, how many countries have you had sex in? For purposes of this thread sex is defined as with being with another human being. My total is 15, as follows. USA Canada Mexico Chile China Vietnam Cambodia Australia France Italy Germany Czech Republic Hungry Poland Austria ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/2 "2013-11-04T21:34:51Z")
You have me beat by a mile, but in a few weeks we’ll be adding Mexico to our list. We’ve been working on the states because we haven’t done much traveling out of the country. So far it’s just: U.S. Canada Ireland France Puerto Rico Bermuda My parents travel extensively and just hit their 75th country visited. My old man’s quite the horndog, so it’s safe to assume they’ve done the deed in all of them. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/3 "2013-11-04T23:48:03Z")
I’ve only visited two countries. But I’ve had sex in both of them. So while my quantity stats are low I prefer to emphasize my perfect percentage rating. ---
**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/4 "2013-11-05T00:51:55Z")
I have a satisfactory number of countries in Europe, Asia, and North America on my list, but I’m still frustrated at striking out in England, Scotland, AND Wales. Is it my American accent that’s putting them off? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/5 "2013-11-05T15:48:39Z")
US Japan Germany Belgium Portugal Mali Uganda Guatemala Bulgaria Tanzania US Virgin Islands ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/6 "2013-11-05T16:10:53Z")
Russia Ukraine Kosovo Macedonia Uk Greece Latvia Lithuania Estonia Malaysia Singapore Indonesia Belize Thailand Turkey Kenya USA ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/7 "2013-11-05T16:25:04Z")
Sorry, forgot Austria, making 20. Almost all with my wife, ormy girlfriend in college before my wife. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/8 "2013-11-05T16:32:21Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Sorry, forgot Austria, making 20. Almost all with my wife, ormy girlfriend in college before my wife. You’re no monk! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/9 "2013-11-05T17:15:28Z")
Usa! Usa! Usa! ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/10 "2013-11-06T18:09:17Z")
> [@YogSosoth](#): > > You’re no monk! Well, I am a mad one. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/11 "2013-11-06T18:57:34Z")
USA France Trinidad That is all. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/12 "2013-11-07T04:38:43Z")
USA Canada Mexico Germany India Ecuador ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/13 "2013-11-07T04:56:27Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Usa! > Usa! > Usa! So, three times? ---
**Author:** ![Blackberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecd19e/32.png) [@Blackberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackberry)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/14 "2013-11-07T05:37:01Z")
Just the one country ☹ But I did mess with a Canadian guy at a club in BC once years ago, inappropriately much for the location. I don’t remember what he looked like or his name but he was a Canadian black guy, so I assume it was Drake. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/15 "2013-11-07T08:53:58Z")
Austria Canada France Guadeloupe Italy Martinique Netherlands Spain U.K. U.S. Plus, I’m a member of the Mile-High Club. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/16 "2013-11-07T13:12:27Z")
> [@Ethilrist](#): > > So, three times? That’s what I yell during the big moment. ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/17 "2013-11-07T13:24:33Z")
US UK Ireland Italy Slovenia Croatia Serbia Romania Spain Andorra Gibraltar Netherlands I’ve also dated women from Russia, Ukraine, Azerbaijan and Latvia, does that count too? ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/18 "2013-11-07T13:55:32Z")
I had and visited a GF in Canada that was from Uruguay and 1/2 German…do i get extra credit? ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/19 "2013-11-07T15:39:01Z")
I met a German girl in England who was going to school in France, said we danced the Mississippi at an Alpha Kappa dance. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086/20 "2013-11-07T17:19:43Z")
USA Italy Turkey Greece I wanted to include the Vatican City on this list, but couldn’t duck out of the tour… ☹ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-the-traveling-show/673086.md?page=2)