# sex toys **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 23, 2004, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601 "2004-07-23T23:27:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![whatnamesareleft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@whatnamesareleft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatnamesareleft)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601/41 "2004-07-29T15:10:55Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > When used correctly, [THIS](http://www.sextoydelight.com/the-accomodator.html) thing produces “the Earth shook” type of orgasms. I’ve had to pull my wife off the ceiling several times because of it. Worth every cent! I don’t think my husband would go for that. I could see where it could make for an intense orgasm though. ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601/42 "2004-07-29T15:47:46Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > Wasn’t it [Gallagher](http://www.gallaghersmash.com/index2.htm) who said **_"If God were a woman, a mans d_ck would be on his chin?"** \*😛 > > When used correctly, [THIS](http://www.sextoydelight.com/the-accomodator.html) thing produces “the Earth shook” type of orgasms. I’ve had to pull my wife off the ceiling several times because of it. Worth every cent! I think that between the orgasms and the intense bouts of laughter, she’d suffocate. This is clearly one of those ‘lights off’ toys. Also bear in mind that my skin is sort of a cinnamon brown, and I think I’d end up looking like Ramses the Great with that thing on. ---
**Author:** ![jfortun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@jfortun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jfortun)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601/43 "2004-07-29T18:43:23Z")
> [@Metacom](#): > > My favorite sex toy site is Blowfish. They stock quality products, they give them objective descriptions, and unlike just about every other such site on the face of the planet (that I’ve tried), I don’t feel the least bit dirty or sleezy when I patronize them. They have plenty of toy advice on their site. [For example, here’s their vibrator buying guide.](http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/guides/vibrators.html) > > I don’t work for them, but I am a happy customer. 🙂 I too am a happy customer. it’s hard to go wrong with Blowfish. Everything I have ordered has um- worked out. ---
**Author:** ![whatnamesareleft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@whatnamesareleft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatnamesareleft)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601/44 "2004-07-30T17:14:06Z")
Just out of curiosity - has anybody tried a remote controlled egg? ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2004, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601/45 "2004-07-30T17:27:50Z")
Two matronly women venture out for a little fun when their husbands are away on business and end up going to a store that sells sex toys. They are, to say the least, amazed. “Well, would you look at that…” “Can you imagine…” “I don’t think they make them in my size…no, the other ones, the ones without the crotch…” Finally, they approach the counter and see the dildoes lining the back wall. “Excuse me, young man, can you tell me what those are for?” says one lady. “Well, you use them to stimulate yourself…they’re artificial penii.” “Oh, my…” says the other lady. She then giggles and says to her friend, “Let’s buy a couple. It’ll be fun.” Her friend agrees, saying “I think I like that big black one…with the foreskin.” The other lady says, “I like the other one…the great big one. No, not that one… the other one…the plaid one.” The clerk interupts saying, “Sorry, but that’s not a…” “Tut, tut, young man,” says the lady, “I know what I want and I want THAT one.” “Ok, suit yourself,” says the clerk. Later on, the boss comes by and asks how business has been. “Kind of slow,” says the clerk, “But I did sell a black dildo and my thermos.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-toys/256601.md?page=2)