# sex vs masturbation: countdown to climax **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 18, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845 "2003-12-18T20:46:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ol\_Gaffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Ol\_Gaffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ol_Gaffer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845/21 "2003-12-19T18:36:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SanguineSpider \* > \*\*Thanks guys! You made me giggle, darn you! How can I keep being grumpy when I’ve got a smile on my chops? > Darn it all… _trying_… _to_… _maintain_… _optimum_… _grumpi_… _ness_! _BLARGH_… _can’t hold it_… _ARRRRGH!_ > > Shoot… lost it. \*\* An appropriate description considering the topic at hand (ba dum DUM). Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. ---
**Author:** ![stargazer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@stargazer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stargazer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845/22 "2003-12-19T23:45:12Z")
I agree 100% with **chrisk72**. Only she said it way better than I could have. And I’m glad you’re in a better mood now, **SanguineSpider**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845/23 "2003-12-20T00:00:36Z")
I think that excessive or insufficient time to climax may be a failure to measure the begining of sex correctly. Foreplay certainly counts, and it begins with doing the dishes. The most important part of masterbation is fantasy. And this begins from the moment you realize that a certain action could be pleasurable. By these measures I have been masterbating and or having sex continuously for the last 20 years. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D Relax, **SanguineSpider** , beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m sure you are someone’s “naked, full-breasted lesbian nymphos”. You certainly have the posts for it. ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845/24 "2003-12-20T00:18:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pervert \* > \*\*Relax, **SanguineSpider** , beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I’m sure you are someone’s “naked, full-breasted lesbian nymphos”. You certainly have the posts for it. \*\* 😃 Yeah, beauty is… it’s just _every_ so often, I mean… once in a blue, blue moon… I wish… well, it’s _silly_… uh, nevermind… _cough_ and my posts? OH… you mean my retail porn posts? Ohhhh, those silly things… yeah well, it wasn’t my doing. I am only retelling the events. I didn’t MAKE that guy drop his drawers to try out the lube behind the clothing rack, he did it all by himself. Thanks, **stargazer** , I actually am. I forget how many “lurkers” we really have here on the boards _blush_, not that lurking is bad. ---
**Author:** ![ragez0r](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3da27b/32.png) [@ragez0r](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ragez0r)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845/25 "2003-12-20T05:01:55Z")
same here… even if a chick tries to wack me off… i just think to myself “aww… how cute, your trying to jerk me off… but… please… im the master” cuz seriously… you know your own body better than anyone else… and u know how to make yourself feel good which leads to an early climax… ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2003, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845/26 "2003-12-20T07:50:48Z")
In the art of wanking, you know exactly what spots to hit to make it happen. When you’re relying on someone else to do it, it can be a hit and miss affair. Such is my inexperienced theory. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-vs-masturbation-countdown-to-climax/219845.md?page=1)