# "Sex with me is like Covid19: . . ."

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 13, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433 "2020-03-13T20:14:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/21 "2020-03-13T22:55:15Z")

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Because it will probably get _Cancelled._

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/22 "2020-03-13T22:56:28Z")

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It’s caused by a sneezing, leaky…uh…“nose”  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/23 "2020-03-13T23:30:21Z")

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You probably won’t notice but it may put you in the hospital.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2020, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/24 "2020-03-13T23:44:38Z")

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Because “I take no responsibility”

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/25 "2020-03-14T00:04:29Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Because “I take no responsibility”

Exquisite!

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**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/26 "2020-03-14T00:05:15Z")

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> [@susan](#):
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> Exquisite!

Concur.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/27 "2020-03-14T02:57:41Z")

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…you don’t want your grandparents in the room with you.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/28 "2020-03-14T03:33:07Z")

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…it all starts in a thick pool of rancid bat blood and feces.

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**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/29 "2020-03-14T05:13:58Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> …it all starts in a thick pool of rancid bat blood and feces.

GAWD, you’re a fun date!  
~VOW

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**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2020, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-me-is-like-covid19/849433/30 "2020-03-14T05:41:09Z")

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… I don’t have it, but I’ll tell my friends and coworkers that I may.

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