# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/1 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")
Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them sheep. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/2 "2005-09-06T16:22:59Z")
What’s Ms. Sheep’s first name? Or did you perhaps have sex in the same room/field with sheep in it? ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/3 "2005-09-06T16:29:31Z")
I’m guessing that someone left their PC logged on and unattended. Yep, that’s my guess. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/4 "2005-09-06T16:34:50Z")
Were you fleeced? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/5 "2005-09-06T16:35:38Z")
:eek: I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I will never leave the Dope up while I’m in a meeting again. I _will_, however, beat the ever-living snot out of a certain co-worker who thinks he’s funny. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go change a certain someone’s Outlook to auto-correct the name of one his clients to “penis biter”. Ok…maybe it was _kinda_ funny… (on preview – Yep…good guess, **Bob** ) ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/6 "2005-09-06T16:37:29Z")
Bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha heeee. ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/7 "2005-09-06T16:37:43Z")
_snort snort choke_ Yeah, I’d say that’s funny 😃 ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/8 "2005-09-06T16:38:14Z")
Are you pulling the wool over our eyes, or are we engaging in Dolly-lingus? ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/9 "2005-09-06T16:39:50Z")
I hope my **Ark and Porn Lambs**'toon wasn’t the reason you got into this… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/10 "2005-09-06T16:41:58Z")
So, I’m undecided…do I request that the mods close this thread, delete the thread from the server, have the server’s hard drive formatted, the hard drive removed, baked in a cremtorium oven until naught but dust remains, the dust shot into orbit, and the minds of all Dopers who read the thread zapped with _Men In Black_ technology…or do we just leave this go as a life lesson? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/11 "2005-09-06T16:44:44Z")
Option 3: We tease you about this regularly for years to come. That gets my vote, anyway. (Expect lots of lamb-themed gifts when the baby comes!) ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/12 "2005-09-06T16:46:58Z")
Noo, don’t close it! This thread is funnny 😃 But, just in case you _might_ have some sheepy interest: I suggest you visit my hometown, [Bakersfield, CA.](http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDrAjYYy8h3y9qULOigqOsHDQCYXsrjS9AsDV1q1F4*Y8VbvVZXVKBpBOgzcJpyS1U9adAivT*mie2urd3i52glYEpOQFwTa5QW2e!ttGDK0DWwV7u4ew/bakersfield.JPG?dc=4675533274898011090) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/13 "2005-09-06T16:47:37Z")
Oh, definitely ask for the thread to be closed. It’s the best way to make sure **everybody** sees it. _walks away laughing at poor, poor **Hal** _ ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/14 "2005-09-06T16:49:16Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > I hope my **Ark and Porn Lambs**'toon wasn’t the reason you got into this… :dubious: :eek: That’s my real name anagram. **Hal** I didn’t know you cared! ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/15 "2005-09-06T16:54:22Z")
Don’t forget to tell you cow-orker what a baa-d, baa-d person he is. Although ewe should have known better. I’d lay low for a while just in case, you know, on the lam. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/16 "2005-09-06T18:24:40Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > I _will_, however, beat the ever-living snot out of a certain co-worker who thinks he’s funny. > > Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go change a certain someone’s Outlook to auto-correct the name of one his clients to “penis biter”. I think [an anatomically correct life-size inflatable sheep](http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:3GfmpLhCQ6kJ:www.muttonbone.com/+%22mutton+bone%22&hl=en) is in order, assuming they’re still around. I’m having trouble accessing their site. ---
**Author:** ![velvetjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5f9b8f/32.png) [@velvetjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/velvetjones)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/17 "2005-09-06T18:32:34Z")
Thank you for the public service. I’m make sure from now on that I never, ever, leave the Dope up while I’m away from my desk. And thanks also to **Lute Skywatcher** for the link to the inflatable sheep. Never know when you might need one of those. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/18 "2005-09-06T18:50:15Z")
Instead of closing this thread, how about making it a sticky instead? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/19 "2005-09-06T18:59:04Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I think [an anatomically correct life-size inflatable sheep](http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:3GfmpLhCQ6kJ:www.muttonbone.com/+%22mutton+bone%22&hl=en) is in order, assuming they’re still around. I’m having trouble accessing their site. Let me guess, you use them for pillows when you go camping? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/20 "2005-09-06T19:02:51Z")
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! _wipes tears away_ Oh, that’s funny. That’s a life lesson, right there. I think maybe you should go shake a fish at your coworker. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=2)