# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/181 "2005-09-12T21:04:27Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > I wouldn’t mind it half as much if she would stop e-mailing the link to this thread to friends, family, coworkers, old classmates and random strangers. Email it everywhere. Why should dopers have all the fun? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/182 "2005-09-13T05:16:55Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > Some movies for Hal: 😉 > [sic] > Babe (1995) lotsa sheep To keep this thing afloat: **Hal** ram ewe! **Hal** ram ewe! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/183 "2005-09-13T11:31:48Z")
Poor **Hal**. bumped from threadspotting by a centipede ! ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/184 "2005-09-13T21:48:12Z")
Baa baa black sheep… ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/185 "2005-09-13T22:02:02Z")
Upon watching recently and episode of _the Simpsons_, I have a proposal for the Dope. Based upon this quote: > [@Grandpa Simpson](#): > > Call me mint jelly, 'cause I’m on the lam! I nominate that **Hal** ’s new nickname be **Mint Jelly**. Is there a second? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/186 "2005-09-14T01:33:13Z")
Seconded. Now we need to vote, if we’re following Robert’s Rules of Pasture. Um, of Sheepfucking. Order! Order. ---
**Author:** ![Idaho\_Red](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba9def/32.png) [@Idaho\_Red](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idaho_Red)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/187 "2005-09-14T06:04:43Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Seconded. > > Now we need to vote, if we’re following Robert’s Rules of Pasture. Um, of Sheepfucking. Order! Order. We have a motion on the floor. Is there any discussion? _Then_ we get to vote (s’posed to make sure everybody understands what the vote’s about) ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/188 "2005-09-14T09:21:30Z")
> [@](#): > > **Cervaise** > …if we’re following Robert’s Rules of Pasture… If it were a single sheep, would it be Robert’s Rules of Pasturebation? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/189 "2005-09-14T14:54:14Z")
[Screw the nickname, let’s change his homepage.](http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050914/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_croatia_reality) Does anyone speak [Croatian.](http://www.stado.org/index.php?page=vijesti)? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/190 "2005-09-14T16:05:45Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > He’s got it baaaad, so baaaaaad. > He’s hot for sheepah! This may, or may not, be a good place to comment that I know an exquisitely beautiful young Kosovar Albanian woman whose name is Shqipe. Pronounced, more or less, “sheepah.” ---
**Author:** ![magpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/22d042/32.png) [@magpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magpye)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/191 "2005-09-14T16:50:25Z")
Ewe have made me laugh so hard today - good thing my office mate took today off - or he’d be wondering what was so wooly… er - funny!!! Ewe are the reason I’ve joined the SDMB today! I’ll be baaaaacccckkk… 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/192 "2005-09-14T16:52:01Z")
> [@magpye](#): > > Ewe have made me laugh so hard today - good thing my office mate took today off - or he’d be wondering what was so wooly… er - funny!!! Ewe are the reason I’ve joined the SDMB today! I’ll be baaaaacccckkk… 🆒 When come back, bring sheep. ---
**Author:** ![magpye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/22d042/32.png) [@magpye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magpye)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/193 "2005-09-14T16:54:43Z")
Didn’t Arnold Sheepenegger say that? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zog\_10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c57346/32.png) [@Zog\_10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zog_10)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/194 "2005-09-14T16:58:53Z")
> [@magpye](#): > > **I’ll be baaaaacccckkk…** > > Didn’t Arnold Sheepenegger say that? 😛 Yes, in the famous movie _The Shearinator_. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/195 "2005-09-14T17:33:39Z")
> [@Beware of Doug](#): > > This may, or may not, be a good place to comment that I know an exquisitely beautiful young Kosovar Albanian woman whose name is Shqipe. Pronounced, more or less, “sheepah.” Well, there have been rumors of sheep being carried off by eagles, and _shqipe_ happens to mean “eagle”, as in **Shqipëria** (“land of the eagle”), the Albanians’ name for [Albania](http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/pdg/Albania.htm). Of course, any poster named [Zog](http://www.albanian.com/information/history/zog.html) should know that… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/196 "2005-09-14T19:33:23Z")
> [@Idaho Red](#): > > We have a motion on the floor. Is there any discussion? Don’t worry about it. The herd’ll follow whatever you say. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/197 "2005-09-15T15:04:39Z")
\ > [@](#): > > **Ponder Stibbons** > The herd’ll follow whatever you say. That should be, ‘The herd’ll follow whatever _ewe_ say’. ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/198 "2005-09-15T15:46:49Z")
Look what I found: [Abused Sheep Found in Dorm](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/09/11/abused_sheep_found_in_dorm_in_2d_similar_case_at_stonehill/) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/199 "2005-09-15T17:22:42Z")
That sheep was found with a bra. Isn’t **Hal** a member of the Itty Bitty Teaty Committee? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/200 "2005-09-15T17:35:04Z")
> [@Wintermute](#): > > Look what I found: [Abused Sheep Found in Dorm](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/09/11/abused_sheep_found_in_dorm_in_2d_similar_case_at_stonehill/) > [@](#): > > While the chicken is unharmed, Babineau said, the sheep seemed distraught from the experience. There…are no words… :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=11)