# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/201 "2005-09-15T17:43:54Z")
> [@Wintermute](#): > > Look what I found: [Abused Sheep Found in Dorm](http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2005/09/11/abused_sheep_found_in_dorm_in_2d_similar_case_at_stonehill/) The title says, “Abused sheep found in dorm in 2d similar case at Stonehill.” I would sure hate to see a case in three dimensions! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/202 "2005-09-15T17:53:37Z")
**Hal** , don’t worry, buddy. I’d never believe you abused sheep, unless I herd it directly from ewe! ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/203 "2005-09-15T18:17:22Z")
Hal’s favorite song is rumored to be **Wooly Bully**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wintermute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wintermute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wintermute)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/204 "2005-09-15T18:17:53Z")
> [@](#): > > In the latest case, the sheep, as well as a chicken… Apparently, he’s moved on to other farm animals. > [@](#): > > …an educational location of the trust’s land on Main Street in Easton called the Sheep Pasture… AKA: **Hal’s** local meet market. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/205 "2005-09-15T23:00:52Z")
would you say that **Hal** is baaad to the bone ? ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/206 "2005-09-15T23:51:43Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > would you say that **Hal** is baaad to the bone ? Based on the OP, it sounds like vice-versa. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/207 "2005-09-16T00:28:31Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Based on the OP, it sounds like vice-versa. I’m not certain, but I think that made me laugh louder than anything else in here so far. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/208 "2005-09-16T00:58:16Z")
Just a reminder, we do eventually want to hear what you’ve done to exact vengeance on the mischevous co-worker. “Ha ha! That coffee you just drank? I put a bunch of sheep jizz in it! Ha ha!” “Wait, so are you saying you jerked off a sheep?” “Oh. Uh…” ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/209 "2005-09-16T01:44:10Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Just a reminder, we do eventually want to hear what you’ve done to exact vengeance on the mischevous co-worker. Eventually. …best served cold…always, best served cold. ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 8:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/210 "2005-09-16T08:36:43Z")
This thread is STILL alive?? Hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/211 "2005-09-16T10:33:33Z")
It shall never die. It may as well be a sticky. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2005, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/212 "2005-09-16T11:38:41Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > It shall never die. It may as well be a sticky. \ ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/213 "2005-09-17T12:46:37Z")
BTW, I want to take this opportunity to thank **Hal** for reminding me to lock up my workstation when I’m away from my desk. Thanks, **Hal**! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/214 "2005-09-17T14:15:57Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > \ Yeah. Thinking about that made _me_ gag. Robin ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/215 "2005-09-17T15:14:56Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Yeah. Thinking about that made _me_ gag. > > Robin I think Robin has more experience of sheep then she’s telling us. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/216 "2005-09-18T00:42:09Z")
We’ve done song parodies, sheep puns, lists, mockery and jokes. You know what we haven’t done? Haiku! ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/217 "2005-09-18T00:45:14Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > We’ve done song parodies, sheep puns, lists, mockery and jokes. > > You know what we haven’t done? > > Haiku! To bugger a sheep, Despite all the loud bleating: **Hal** ’s greatest of joys. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/218 "2005-09-18T00:46:54Z")
Bwah ha ha. Hee hee hee. That was fast. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/219 "2005-09-18T02:49:38Z")
Lanolin Lover- My sheepish bleating playmate. Pull wool o’er my eyes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/220 "2005-09-18T02:51:41Z")
Guru of my heart, Fleece as white of the new snow: My Dahli Lamb-a. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=12)