# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/221 "2005-09-18T03:42:28Z")
Oh shit, that’s good. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/222 "2005-09-18T03:49:40Z")
10,000 page views? Think it’s safe to say that my Legacy is sealed. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2005, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/223 "2005-09-18T10:19:16Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > BTW, I want to take this opportunity to thank **Hal** for reminding me to lock up my workstation when I’m away from my desk. And lock away one’s sheep. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/224 "2005-09-19T00:27:32Z")
Secure your pc Don’t forget like **Hal Briston** Now all sheep fear him ---
**Author:** ![Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e56c9b/32.png) [@Harriet\_the\_Spry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harriet_the_Spry)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/225 "2005-09-19T01:29:31Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Email this link to random strangers? Well, now, there’s an idea. Finally, an answer to what’s in Spam. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/226 "2005-09-19T01:57:21Z")
Maybe not random strangers, but I _have_ emailed it to everybody in my address book. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2005, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/227 "2005-09-19T03:57:33Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > 10,000 page views? > Think it’s safe to say that my > Legacy is **sealed**. Now I’ve thought of joke – Penguin’s car breaks down, punchline Mentions seal blown. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/228 "2005-09-20T02:47:17Z")
Baa baa baa Hal baa Baa Hal baa Hal baa baa baa Baa baa moo oink baa ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/229 "2005-09-20T03:01:04Z")
The condoms Hal wears When he boinks his wooly date– Latex or sheepskin? ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/230 "2005-09-20T03:12:06Z")
I don’t think anyone’s yet mentioned the popular saying: To err is human. To be Hal’s true love, ovine. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/231 "2005-09-20T11:45:42Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > I don’t think anyone’s yet mentioned the popular saying: > > To err is human. > To be Hal’s true love, ovine. Oh, _very_ nice! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/232 "2005-09-20T12:16:55Z")
> [@Idaho Red](#): > > We have a motion on the floor. Is there any discussion? Isn’t it about time someone cleaned that motion up? Is there a janitor in the house? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/233 "2005-09-20T12:25:37Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Isn’t it about time someone cleaned that motion up? Is there a janitor in the house? :eek: Is motion a special lubricating lotion or some other euphemism? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/234 "2005-09-21T02:49:48Z")
**Hal** , why not take a vacation in Sweden next year? I’m sure you’ll find [Gotland](http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/se_gotla.html) to your liking… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/235 "2005-09-21T08:32:35Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > Is motion a special lubricating lotion or some other euphemism? A slightly quaint and archaic expression for the product of a bowel movement, amigo. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/236 "2005-09-21T10:24:36Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > **Hal** , why not take a vacation in Sweden next year? I’m sure you’ll find [Gotland](http://www.crwflags.com/fotw/flags/se_gotla.html) to your liking… Now you’re just being perverted. I mean, that’s a _goat_. **Hal** draws the line somewhere you know. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/237 "2005-09-21T11:23:23Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Now you’re just being perverted. I mean, that’s a _goat_. **Hal** draws the line somewhere you know. [HERE’S WHERE HE DRAWS IT!!!](http://www.cmcchef.com/LambChart.gif)😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/238 "2005-09-21T20:41:10Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Baa baa baa Hal baa > Baa Hal baa Hal baa baa baa > Baa baa moo oink baa The tribal elders of the great Tribe of Dopedom called this " bleating in tongues ". ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/239 "2005-09-21T21:07:41Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > The tribal elders of the great Tribe of Dopedom called this " bleating in tongues ". I’ve got a plan for you **Hal.** Instead of hiding your ovine predilections, broadcast them to the world. Found a church where fondling etc. of sheep is made a sacrament similar to what those snake handling Christian sects do with poisonous snakes. You could call it the Church of the Imminent Ovine. Everyone would be required to wear wool all the time. All congress between man and sheep would be sacred. The only sin would be culinary, cooking and eating lamb. Any other kind of eating would have to be between you and a consenting sheep (and is really none of our business.) Hey, it worked for L. Ron Hubbard. You could indulge yourself and get wealthy too if you play this right. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/240 "2005-09-21T21:11:31Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > The only sin would be culinary, cooking and eating lamb. You mean…no more veal parm sandwiches?! Eff that…you keep your hokey religion away from me! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=13)