# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/241 "2005-09-21T21:24:33Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > [HERE’S WHERE HE DRAWS IT!!!](http://www.cmcchef.com/LambChart.gif)😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 Wow, check out the rack on her! 😃 (Oy, I’ve finally gone and posted a sheep pun. Kill me now.) ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/242 "2005-09-21T23:38:37Z")
Originally Posted by marque elf > [@](#): > > The only sin would be culinary, cooking and eating lamb. > [@Hal Briston](#): > > You mean…no more veal parm sandwiches?! Eff that…you keep your hokey religion away from me! No need to worry, **Hal** – veal comes from calves. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/243 "2005-09-22T03:16:28Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > No need to worry, **Hal** – veal comes from calves. The hell you say… \ Huh…how did manage to go 37 years thinking veal was made from lamb? Well, I still stand by what I said…lamb chops are yummy too. ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/244 "2005-09-22T03:32:39Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > The hell you say… > > \ > > Huh…how did manage to go 37 years thinking veal was made from lamb? > > Well, I still stand by what I said…lamb chops are yummy too. So, what you’re saying… Is that all this time you thought cows were sheep? I think we need to discuss this new bit of information. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/245 "2005-09-22T10:14:12Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > The hell you say… > > \ > > \*\*Huh…how did manage to go 37 years thinking veal was made from lamb? > \*\* > Well, I still stand by what I said…lamb chops are yummy too. Shear ignorance? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/246 "2005-09-22T11:36:45Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Huh…how did manage to go 37 years thinking veal was made from lamb? It’s dark in those fields at night. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/247 "2005-09-22T12:22:35Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > The hell you say… > > \ > > Huh…how did manage to go 37 years thinking veal was made from lamb? > > Well, I still stand by what I said…lamb chops are yummy too. > [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > So, what you’re saying… > > Is that all this time you thought cows were sheep? > > I think we need to discuss this new bit of information. When most people say: “Where’s the beef?”, they’re criticizing a hamburger joint. When **Hal** says it, he’s lonely. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2005, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/248 "2005-09-22T12:34:07Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > So, what you’re saying… > > Is that all this time you thought cows were sheep? > > I think we need to discuss this new bit of information. But only the young ones. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/249 "2005-09-23T02:01:04Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > When most people say: “Where’s the beef?”, they’re criticizing a hamburger joint. > > When **Hal** says it, he’s lonely. Sig line. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/250 "2005-09-23T11:43:43Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Sig line. 😃 Feel free to use it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/251 "2005-09-23T12:49:18Z")
"The brakes were useless, the car was wandering. The rear end was coming around. I jammed it down into Low, but it made no difference so I straightened it out and braced for a serious impact, a crash that would probably kill me. "My heart was full of joy as I took the first hit, which was oddly soft and painless. No real shock at all… Yes. These huge white lumps were not boulders. They were sheep." ~~Hunter S. Thompson ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/252 "2005-09-23T13:19:07Z")
[http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sheep](http://thesurrealist.co.uk/sheep) Sheep poetry generator ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/253 "2005-09-23T16:40:26Z")
Of course there’s a sheep poetry generator. Why wouldn’t there be a sheep poetry generator? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/254 "2005-09-23T16:53:34Z")
I have but one thing to say to everyone continuing to keep this thread going: Screw ewe. I can’t believe no one has said that yet. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/255 "2005-09-23T16:55:54Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > I have but one thing to say to everyone continuing to keep this thread going: > > Screw ewe. Oh, you’re going to give someone else a turn? 😛 E. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/256 "2005-09-23T17:14:41Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > I have but one thing to say to everyone continuing to keep this thread going: > > Screw ewe. > > I can’t believe no one has said that yet. 🙂 > [@Elza B](#): > > Oh, you’re going to give someone else a turn? 😛 > > E. Actually, **Hal** ’s worried someone will ram their way by him… ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/257 "2005-09-23T19:05:51Z")
according to Mark Twain, we are all sheep … > [@](#): > > We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. We have two opinions: one private, which we are afraid to express; and another one–the one we use–which we force ourselves to wear…until habit makes us comfortable in it, and the custom of defending it presently makes us love it, adore it, and forget how pitifully we came by it. Look at it in politics. > > - _Mark Twain’s Autobiography_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/258 "2005-09-23T19:06:45Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > Actually, **Hal** ’s worried someone will ram their way by him… I think Hal’s becoming a little too **horn** y. Oh dear Og, I finally went and made a sheep pun. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2005, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/259 "2005-09-23T19:14:09Z")
**Hal** has been hanging around this board too long. Remember **Scylla** ’s classic [Ewes sluts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=83744)? ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/260 "2005-09-24T01:38:53Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Of course there’s a sheep poetry generator. Why wouldn’t there be a sheep poetry generator? And isn’t it perfectly natural for it to be "Inspired by: “an exciting fusion of poetry and quantum physics”? What? This isn’t the answer a question with a question thread? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=14)