# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/281 "2005-09-28T15:44:08Z")
> [@sneezy5660](#): > > Bwaaaaaaaahahaaaa! Did anyone notice the ads at the bottom of the page? **Hal** darlin’, get to clickin’! 😃 Oh dear heaven, I’m sitting here wheezing trying to suppress the laughter! First I saw the ads for sheep breeders and sheep vitamin supplements. Then I went to a different page and saw one for “Are you hot?”. Then I went to a different page and saw one for “Blow-up dolls (not anatomically correct)” next to one for Yahoo Music (I guess to get the dolls and Dollys in the mood). Yep, this thread has definitely been crawled by Google’s bots!! ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/282 "2005-09-28T16:22:17Z")
I can just hear the folks at **Texel Sheep Breeders** now… “No, **Mr. Briston** , that’s not what we meant. We don’t care that you clicked on a Google ad on the Straight Dope or what it seemed to imply.” ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/283 "2005-09-28T18:30:01Z")
Ooo! Ooo! Sign me up for the “on farm fecal egg counting kit”! Looks like alpacas have also wormed their way in here. They _are_ rather wooly. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/284 "2005-09-28T19:32:49Z")
“ **Turnbough Club Lambs.** Raising club lambs with muscling, correctness, and showring appeal.” Yeah. That’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/285 "2005-09-28T19:51:55Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > “ **Turnbough Club Lambs.** Raising club lambs with muscling, correctness, and showring appeal.” But you see, Club Lambs make me think they’re all pierced in trendy places, rolling on ecstasy and dancing to techno, looking for a quick hookup in the unisex bathroom. **Hal** ’s standards are so much higher than that. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/286 "2005-09-28T20:42:25Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > **Hal** ’s standards are so much higher than that. Higher standards? Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t we talking about someone who enjoys banging sheep? Seems to me it doesn’t matter if they’re _au naturel_, shaved and tattooed, or multiply-pierced with a glowstick up the butt. Then again, I’m hardly an expert in this area. My tastes are [markedly different](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336634#post6624187). ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/287 "2005-09-29T01:45:18Z")
If I were one of **Hal** ’s co-workers, I’d be printing a copy of [this comic strip](http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/sixchix.asp?date=20050928) right about now, then taping it up in his office tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/288 "2005-09-29T03:40:06Z")
There once was a Doper named **Hal** Who had an off-white wooly pal He took her to bed And later he said “Baby, ewe’re my kind of gal!” ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/289 "2005-09-29T04:26:17Z")
> [@wheelie](#): > > There once was a Doper named **Hal** > Who had an off-white wooly pal > He took her to bed > And later he said > “Baby, ewe’re my kind of gal!” I think you win the Limerick Contest. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/290 "2005-09-29T05:03:51Z")
Said a randy Smart Doper named Briston to the sheep he was frantically fistin’ “Is this good for you, pet? Am I making you wet? For if not, I can put the whole wrist in!” I’ll join a pile-on, I ain’t proud! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/291 "2005-09-29T12:20:00Z")
Doper Hal said “It’s just my luck My name’s on a thread that just sucks. My sheep needs some feed So I’m gong to Sneed’s Feed & Seed (Formerly Chucks).” ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/292 "2005-09-29T13:45:34Z")
[QUOTE=Draelin] But you see, Club Lambs make me think they’re all pierced in trendy places, rolling on ecstasy and dancing to techno, looking for a quick hookup in the unisex bathroom. This ad raised a quite different image in my mind… I pictured a Norwegian whaling ship sailing up the Ohio river and stopping at a sheep pasture. A whistle sounds and all these tall, blond men swing down off the ship on lanyards as they do in pirate movies. They are all wearing peajackets and watch caps and carrying belaying pins in their teeth. Once ashore, they separate the sheep from the lambs, so to speak. They start clubbing the lambs to death a la those anti-seal hunting environmental films.\* \*personally, I like your stoned dancing sheep interpretation more. My mind just doesn’t work that way, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/293 "2005-09-29T15:33:20Z")
I just can’t resist: [http://www.funnyreign.com/sexysheep.shtml?KBID=1891](http://www.funnyreign.com/sexysheep.shtml?KBID=1891) ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/294 "2005-09-29T19:50:25Z")
Whilst darning a sock one fine day, Dear **Hal** was overheard to say “My loins are so wooly I’ve felt quite the bully From pleasuring the sheep herd all day”. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/295 "2005-10-01T03:48:51Z")
Six pages and over 14,000 page views. Come on, folks. Only 86,000 page views to go! ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/296 "2005-10-01T04:38:33Z")
\*\*Hal Briston \*\*had a little lamb To this he must admit But it’s all right if lamb he had Roasted on a spit ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/297 "2005-10-03T17:25:37Z")
I was visiting a friend last week, and with no knowledge of this thread, she played an AC/DC song spoof for me: Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep. Lyrics, sound file, and more [here.](http://www.kanyak.com/dws.html) ---
**Author:** ![MrShine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@MrShine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrShine)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/298 "2005-10-10T15:07:36Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Handy tip for Windows XP: press the Windows key and L to quick-lock your current session. > > Hugs, Heloise the Sheepfucker :smack: ok, now can someone tell me how to UNLOCK it afterwards? managed to lock 4 workstations so far… :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/299 "2005-10-10T15:11:16Z")
> [@MrShine](#): > > :smack: > ok, now can someone tell me how to UNLOCK it afterwards? managed to lock 4 workstations so far… :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: Click Alt-Ctrl-Del and sign on. Session restored. Strange way for this thread to come back to life. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/300 "2005-10-10T15:14:51Z")
**Hal** majored in animal husbandry in college\* \*until they caught him at it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=16)