# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/301 "2005-10-10T15:23:17Z")
Way to bring this thread back to life. **MrShine** , him diamond! ---
**Author:** ![MrShine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@MrShine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrShine)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/302 "2005-10-10T15:38:05Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Way to bring this thread back to life. **MrShine** , him diamond! and of course one wonders what angua would make of all this… is hal misunderstanding the concept of a wolf in sheeps clothing? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/303 "2005-10-10T20:30:14Z")
We’re on page seven now, folks. Only 93 pages left to go! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/304 "2005-10-10T20:51:00Z")
It’s shear audacity to let this wild and wooly thread go on any longer! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/305 "2005-10-10T20:52:37Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > We’re on page seven now, folks. Only 93 pages left to go! So what happens at Page 100? ---
**Author:** ![Savannah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/306 "2005-10-10T21:06:03Z")
Who the flock knows? Only the sheep know. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/307 "2005-10-11T00:37:02Z")
Arhhh, but we will get to post 1000 first? RAM it home people. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/308 "2005-10-11T03:14:50Z")
Poor **Hal** , we won’t let this thread rest in peace. Maybe if we start counting sheep . . . 1 (baa!) 2 (baa!) 3 (baa!) 4 (baa!) . . . ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/309 "2005-10-11T03:20:56Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Poor **Hal** , we won’t let this thread rest in peace. Maybe if we start counting sheep . . . > 1 (baa!) > > 2 (baa!) > > 3 (baa!) > > 4 (baa!) > > . . . I thought we already discussed that would only cause excitement? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/310 "2005-10-11T04:33:20Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > So what happens at Page 100? Let’s find out. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/311 "2005-10-11T13:47:45Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Let’s find out. I’d prefer just to \*ruminant \* on it. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/312 "2005-10-11T14:35:25Z")
[Shepards Needed](http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051011/od_nm/hungary_shepherds_dc;_ylt=AmBgKkv1b7aqXpleaAdxv8gSH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/313 "2005-10-11T21:34:31Z")
Trivia question: _If **Hal** has on velcro chaps, how does he get down from a sheep?_ Answer: _He doesn’t, he gets down from a duck!_ ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/314 "2005-10-11T22:27:01Z")
> [@Shepards Needed](#): > > “Being a shepherd isn’t just sitting next to your dog on the field all day, smoking a pipe,” he told the paper. Oh, now they’re into _dogs_ too?! What _won’t_ a shepard shag? ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/315 "2005-10-12T03:48:32Z")
The Ballad of **Hal Briston** : (cue imaginary banjos) Come and listen to my story 'bout a doper named **Hal** Seemed like a normal guy with an even rationale, Then one Tuesday morn he went off to a meeting And everybody found out 'bout his wild and wooly fling Sex with sheep that is, Livestock! :eek: Well the next thing you know ol’ **Hal** he does declare He don’t have sex with sheep, at least not that he’s aware His sig was ‘Smart. Hip. Dipstick.’ that we always thought he’d keep But now it indicates that he ‘Does not have sex with sheep.’ Sure you don’t. We believe you. 😉 Been fun pickin’ on him though! 😃 Y’aaal come baaaack now, hear? ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/316 "2005-10-12T11:04:11Z")
Might be time for our pal **Hal** to print out all of these pages and leave them taped all over his pal’s cubicle. You know the one. The one who got him into this little mess in the first place. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Otanabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Otanabi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanabi)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/317 "2005-10-12T12:29:08Z")
Did Hal get revenge on his pal yet? Perhaps he needs suggestions. I’d say we owe him a few baaad ideas. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/318 "2005-10-12T13:02:16Z")
> [@Cartooniverse](#): > > Might be time for our pal **Hal** to print out all of these pages and leave them taped all over his pal’s cubicle. > > You know the one. The one who got him into this little mess in the first place. 😃 Is that the one call BaaBaaRa or the one called RamsBottom? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/319 "2005-10-12T13:21:56Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Is that the one call BaaBaaRa or the one called RamsBottom? Maybe he is from India. Y’know Ali Baa Baaa. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/320 "2005-10-12T13:46:58Z")
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