# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/341 "2005-10-15T04:20:15Z")
Dude, even ElzaHub’s getting in on this thread, and he’s not even a member here. I was playing around on a website for a TV show that lets you write scenes for characters and it turns it into a cartoon. I wrote one that was slightly off-color for the hell of it. ElzaHub read it and said “Well, at least he’s not having sex with sheep, like **Hal Briston**.”. So he DOES listen to what I say every so often! 😃 E. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/342 "2005-10-15T19:26:20Z")
> [@LavenderBlue](#): > > I’ll never be able to listen to my favorite song again without breaking into serious giggles. 😃 And the latest dance craze for folks like Hal we have the acclaimed Tigerlillies: [http://tigerlillies.com/gallery/00000087.gif](http://tigerlillies.com/gallery/00000087.gif) [http://tigerlillies.com/gallery/00000088.gif](http://tigerlillies.com/gallery/00000088.gif) ---
**Author:** ![MrShine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@MrShine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrShine)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/343 "2005-10-15T21:00:46Z")
hmmm… google ads for dog sports… now that IS worrying considering the topic… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/344 "2005-10-22T00:29:07Z")
> [@TokyoPlayer](#): > > With apologies to Bette, > > Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender lamb. > Some say love, it is a shearer that cuts your sheep and dam > Some say love, it is a sweater, an endless colored wool. > Hal say love, it is a sheep, and ewe, he will fill full. > > It’s the herder, afraid of stubble, that never learns to shear. > It’s the sheep, afraid of dying, that never takes a pap smear. > It’s the goat who won’t be taken, who runs from Bristol. > And the livestock, afraid of rupture, that never sees Hal’s pistol > > When the night has been too lonely, and the ranch is rich with swine, > And ewe think that love is only for the lucky and the ovine, > Just remember in the meadow, far away from Ms Bo Peep, > Lies the lamb, that with the Hal’s love, in the spring becomes The Sheep I go away and don’t post here for over a year. I come back, and this thread is going! Somethings never seem to change. 😛 But this song was as good a play on the whole thing as it gets. Spoils a great song, of course, but hey, it was worth it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/345 "2005-12-21T04:59:44Z")
**Hal** must be so _proud_ that he’s fathered one of the Great Memes of the SDMB! 🙂 Wouldn’t ewe? ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/346 "2005-12-21T05:25:58Z")
…It’s baaaaaaaa-ack. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/347 "2005-12-21T05:56:32Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > …It’s baaaaaaaa-ack. And, appropriately enough, just in time to remind **Hal** that there’s sure to be a [Living Nativity](http://broadwayassembly.org/nativity.html) near his home during this Christmas season. He could show up at a participating church, volunteer to play a shepherd, and figure that what the grateful parishioners don’t know won’t hurt them… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/348 "2005-12-21T06:21:30Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > \*\*Hal’s \*\* got a little list, **Hal’s** got a little list. They never will be missed. They never will be missed. > > Kinda baaaaahthetic really. Don’t you think? I don’t know – I think it added a touch of class to quote Pooh- **Baa** in this thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/349 "2005-12-21T06:26:00Z")
Holy Moly. How is this thread still alive? ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/350 "2005-12-21T08:20:23Z")
> [@Large Marge](#): > > Holy Moly. How is this thread still alive? You know what they say: Where there is a willing sheep, there is a way. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/351 "2005-12-21T13:37:15Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > …It’s baaaaaaaa-ack. Baaaaaaaaa, Humbug! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/352 "2005-12-21T14:03:04Z")
Deck the halls with Baaas of Holly, Baa la la la la la la la la la Is Holly one of the sheep at the Living Nativity? ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/353 "2005-12-21T15:35:38Z")
On the first day of X-mas, **Hal Briston** gave to me A sexy sheep, in a tree. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/354 "2005-12-21T15:50:55Z")
On the second day of Christmas, **Hal Briston** gave to me … Two wool scarves (taken from the skin of his conquests!) And a sexy sheep in a tree ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/355 "2005-12-21T15:51:02Z")
On the second day of X-mas, **Hal Briston** gave to me two wooly ewes and a lil’ sheep, in a baa tree. Sorry, **wheelie**. Your cadence was off. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/356 "2005-12-21T15:52:15Z")
Doh! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/357 "2005-12-21T15:54:37Z")
On the third day of Xmas, **Hal Briston** gave to me Three sheepskin condoms Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. (Sorry, **JustAnotherGeek** , but I couldn’t resist changing your line when such an opportunity presented itself.) ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/358 "2005-12-21T16:26:46Z")
Quick, somebody do the fourth day of X-mas! I have _so_ got something for day five! ---
**Author:** ![Canadiangirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Canadiangirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadiangirl)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/359 "2005-12-21T16:41:07Z")
On the third day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me Three sheepskin condoms Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. On the fouth day of Christmas, Hal gave to me, some sheeps milk and cheese ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/360 "2005-12-21T18:30:38Z")
On the fifth day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheepskin condoms, Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=19)