# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/361 "2005-12-21T18:33:58Z")
On the sixth day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me Six Lambs A-leaping (are those models \*underage?! :eek: ) F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheepskin condoms, Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/362 "2005-12-21T19:27:27Z")
On the seventh day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me Seven Bighorns posing, Six Lambs A-leaping (are those models _underage_?! :eek: ) F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheepskin condoms, Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/363 "2005-12-21T19:29:23Z")
That’s what I get for going to lunch. The obvious item to give for the fifth day is _Golden Fleeces_! Where’s the respect for the classics? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/364 "2005-12-21T19:35:50Z")
On the eighth day of Xmas, Hal Briston gave to me Eight rams a-ramming (ouch! Not so hard, guys!), Seven Bighorns posing, Six Lambs A-leaping (are those models _underage_?! :eek: ) F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheepskin condoms, Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/365 "2005-12-21T20:31:33Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > That’s what I get for going to lunch. > > The obvious item to give for the fifth day is _Golden Fleeces_! Where’s the respect for the classics? Umm… no: rams’ horns were used as drinking vessels and music and were a prime candidate for decoration. And there was only **one** Golden Fleece. Besides which, _fleeces_ has one too many syllables. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/366 "2005-12-21T20:33:01Z")
BTW that should be Two _woolly_ ewes. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/367 "2005-12-21T22:12:10Z")
On the 9th day of Xmas, **Hal Briston** gave to me: Nine Lamb Chop pornos Eight rams a-ramming Seven Bighorns posing, Six Lambs A-leaping F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheepskin condoms, Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/368 "2005-12-22T00:04:03Z")
On the 10th day of Xmas, **Hal Briston** gave to me: Ten [inflatable girlfriends](http://www.discreetdeliveries.co.uk/servlet141/bigpic.jsp?id=828) Nine Lamb Chop pornos Eight rams a-ramming Seven Bighorns posing, Six Lambs A-leaping F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheepskin condoms, Two wooly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/369 "2005-12-22T00:33:22Z")
On the eleventh day of Christmas, **Hal Briston** gave to me: Eleven sheepskin condoms, Ten blow-up girlfriends, Nine Lamb Chop pornos, Eight rams a-ramming, Seven Bighorns posing, Six Lambs A-leaping F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheep shears, Two woolly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. **Czarcasm** –The “inflatable girlfriend” line was great, but the word “inflatable” doesn’t really scan. My “three sheepskin condoms” didn’t, either, so I changed it. ---
**Author:** ![Indyellen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/indyellen/32/4176_2.png) [@Indyellen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indyellen)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/370 "2005-12-22T00:44:46Z")
On the twelfth day of Christmas **Hal Briston** gave to me: Twelve Golden Fleeces Eleven sheepskin condoms, Ten blow-up girlfriends, Nine Lamb Chop pornos, Eight rams a-ramming, Seven Bighorns posing, Six Lambs A-leaping F-i-v-e golden horns, Four bleating kids, Three sheep shears, Two woolly ewes And a cute sheep for hot B&D. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/371 "2005-12-22T05:08:02Z")
\ Bra-vo, all…nicely done. As usual, I’m glad to see you all enjoying my humiliation. 😉 And now, [a little reward](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&start=30&pic=Shayla034.JPG&picindex=33). ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/372 "2005-12-22T05:12:49Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > \ > > Bra-vo, all…nicely done. As usual, I’m glad to see you all enjoying my humiliation. 😉 > > And now, [a little reward](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Shayla&start=30&pic=Shayla034.JPG&picindex=33). Way Cool and Way Cute. How’s Pophood? Jim ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/373 "2005-12-22T05:22:54Z")
Hal Briston. Such a sight of unimpeachable cuteness is almost enough to make me stop the sheep puns. There’s a key word between “is” and “enough.” Aww…! What a cute widdle lambkin! Wrapped in fleece, counting sheep. She looks just like ewe. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/374 "2005-12-22T05:41:27Z")
Come live with **Hal** and be his love, And he will all the posters prove That one misstep on this board, Be a sin his buddies hoard. Alas a mod will come on by, A zombie with his eye he spy; What be this thread, this lamb hath risen? My God, it lives, this wooly prison! Hark Hal–yes, ewe–arrive right now, This has to end, this thread must bow; Shush your sheep o’er there at work, No more thread–you mutton dork. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/375 "2005-12-22T06:23:59Z")
I closed this thread initially because it’s a zombie thread; however, I agree with **Askia** ([over yonder](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=350752)) that **Hal** ’s newest family member is cause enough (and is on-topic enough–insomuch that “on topic” can be applied here) for this thread to be re-opened. Have fun! Oh, and congrats, **Hal**! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/376 "2005-12-22T06:26:22Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > I closed this thread initially because it’s a zombie thread; however, I agree with **Askia** ([over yonder](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=350752)) that **Hal** ’s newest family member is cause enough (and is on-topic enough–insomuch that “on topic” can be applied here) for this thread to be re-opened. Have fun! > > Oh, and congrats, **Hal**! Hooray for Skipmagic. We thank Ewe. ---
**Author:** ![woodstock989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@woodstock989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstock989)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/377 "2005-12-22T06:30:23Z")
Love the baby bib. Baaaaa… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/378 "2005-12-22T06:35:39Z")
**Hal Briston** made one small mistake Left his laptop unguarded. Some snake Wrote “I love sex with sheep.” Let **Hal** storm now and weep, It’s a rep we’ll make sure he can’t shake. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/379 "2005-12-22T13:16:43Z")
**Hal Briston** screwed up Poor vigilance -\>bad mistake Boy, is _he_ sheepish! ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/380 "2005-12-22T13:27:46Z")
It’s **Hal** and ewe, pal - _in flagrante delecto_ wool pulled over eyes [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=20)