# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/21 "2005-09-06T19:05:22Z")
did penis ensue when i wasn’t looking ? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/22 "2005-09-06T19:16:24Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > did penis ensue when i wasn’t looking ? Not only did it ensue but it was cross-species! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/23 "2005-09-06T19:21:04Z")
Don’t worry, **Hal**. I’m sure this will all blow over in a day or two and no one will ever remember it happened. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/24 "2005-09-06T19:22:05Z")
Signature? What signature? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/25 "2005-09-06T19:22:29Z")
Ha. ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/26 "2005-09-06T19:26:22Z")
I previewed twice! WTF? Here’s what should have appeared in my previous posts. :smack: * * * **Sex with sheep is fun.** Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them sheep. - Hal Briston, 09/06/2005 ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/27 "2005-09-06T19:28:58Z")
ROFLMAO 😃😃 So Hal, does this mean you live down in the Pine Barrons? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/28 "2005-09-06T19:32:56Z")
You know, Hal, I can solve all your problems for you. Just let me pull out my handy-dandy Megacorp Sheepinator and we’ll get all this taken care of. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/29 "2005-09-06T19:36:25Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them sheep. Whatever you do don’t let Askia know this, you could be in [real trouble.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6549481&postcount=467) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/30 "2005-09-06T19:41:44Z")
Hal Briston * * * Smart. Hip. Reeks of Sheep Dip. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/31 "2005-09-06T19:45:36Z")
Okay . . . since this has become such a funny, lighthearted thread, we’ve decided to let it go. But, always remember that if you don’t log out of the SDMB at work, or any other place for that matter . . . you’ll be held responsible for what’s posted under your name. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/32 "2005-09-06T19:50:29Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Smart. Hip. Reeks of Sheep Dip. _SNERK_ ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/33 "2005-09-06T19:50:30Z")
> [@Cajun Man](#): > > Okay . . . since this has become such a funny, lighthearted thread, we’ve decided to let it go. > > But, always remember that if you don’t log out of the SDMB at work, or any other place for that matter . . . you’ll be held responsible for what’s posted under your name. > > **Cajun Man** > for the SDMB I’m with **JThunder** on this. It should be made a sticky as an example to everyone. Has anyone nominated this for threadspotting yet? ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/34 "2005-09-06T19:50:58Z")
Funny, I always thought _goats_ were much more **Hal** ’s style. Go figure! ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/35 "2005-09-06T19:53:22Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Oh, definitely ask for the thread to be closed. It’s the best way to make sure **everybody** sees it. Oh, I think a lot of people will be seeing this no matter what - it’s one of this threads you just have to open, even if you dread what what you might see… I predict the usual high view to post ratio on any thread mentioning sex! As a Scotsman, I feel I must offer some sage advice. Velcro strips glued to your thighs - holds 'em in place! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/36 "2005-09-06T20:01:07Z")
Ooooooooh, marzie doats and dozie doats And liddle lamzidivy Hal Briston has sex with sheep Wooden shoe? ---
**Author:** ![Zog\_10](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c57346/32.png) [@Zog\_10](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zog_10)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/37 "2005-09-06T20:05:48Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > Instead of closing this thread, how about making it a sticky instead? I think, at least in **Hal’s** corner of the world, it already is. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/38 "2005-09-06T20:09:15Z")
_My Bonnie lies over the ocean, My Bonnie lies over the sea, My Bonnie lies over the ocean, Cuz I’m into misogyny. Oh bring back, bring back, Oh bring back the sheep that flees, that flees; Oh bring back, bring back, Legalized animal husbandry._ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/39 "2005-09-06T20:18:38Z")
You know, **Hal** , you _claim_ it was a coworker … But it sure sounds like ewe! ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/40 "2005-09-06T20:26:45Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > :eek: That’s my real name anagram. **Hal** I didn’t know you cared! You are Barman Karl Ponds? I have a check waiting for you. An inheritance, yeah, that’s it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=3)