# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/381 "2005-12-22T13:44:14Z")
Did you ever get your revenge on the coworker that started this thread? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/382 "2005-12-22T13:56:32Z")
> [@cards](#): > > Did you ever get your revenge on the coworker that started this thread? **Hal** if you need help with this project, I will hold the cow-orker down, whilst you paint him purple. šŸ˜‰šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/383 "2005-12-22T14:01:53Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > I donā€™t know ā€“ I think it added a touch of class to quote Pooh- **Baa** in this thread. šŸ™‚ [spoiler]Iā€™m sure you know that song is really by Ko-Ko. ā€“ **Mal** , recent Mikado and perpetual pedant.[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![RedWood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f08c70/32.png) [@RedWood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedWood)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/384 "2005-12-22T15:00:07Z")
sorry **Askia** - your song should be sung by **Hal!** šŸ˜ƒ but since Halā€™s got himself a brand-new lamb, Iā€™ll spare you the whole song. "Now I just need hip waders and some Velcro, too Iā€™m hopelessly devoted to ewe! But now this thread will not hide, Dopers wonā€™t let it slide - Oh, out of my head, Hopelessly devoted to eweā€¦" ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/385 "2005-12-22T15:04:47Z")
Iā€™m sure Halā€™s thinking, ā€œEwe rotters!ā€ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/386 "2005-12-22T15:56:51Z")
I donā€™t know why this thread hasnā€™t gotten old (to me) yet. It just hasnā€™t. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/387 "2005-12-22T16:03:12Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I donā€™t know why this thread hasnā€™t gotten old (to me) yet. It just hasnā€™t. It is truly timeless and Hal is now a legend. Worse things have happened to people. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/388 "2005-12-22T16:40:42Z")
Only eight pages? Dang. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/389 "2005-12-22T16:42:03Z")
Iā€™ve heard rumors that **Hal** is known to play Santa in Northern NJ Christmas parades. For some reason, rather than the traditional reindeer, the sleigh is drawn by 8 really, really cute sheep. When Santa was asked "Why Sheep?ā€™ he replied that there was no season that he could imagine that couldnā€™t be made better by accessorising with sheep. (Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. You Know what I mean?) And **Hal** , congratulations on the newest addtion to your flock. ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/390 "2005-12-22T17:33:08Z")
Aww the babyā€™s so cute. And this thread is still so funny. ---
**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/391 "2005-12-22T17:46:41Z")
This _thread_ is like an unending skein of yarn spun from fine lambā€™s wool. Knit it? ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/392 "2005-12-22T20:01:32Z")
Never, after **SkipMagic** ā€™s enlightened re-opening, has there been an apter time to make use of the French phrase meaning ā€˜letā€™s get back to what we were talking aboutā€™ - _Retournons Ć  nos moutons_! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/393 "2005-12-22T20:55:04Z")
**Hal** , congratulations on the birth of your little ewe lamb! And nowā€“back to some holiday tunes, altered especially for you. Or, rather, back to the start of a holiday tune, altered especially for you. Dopers, I know youā€™ll all find this a worthy application for your twisted creativity! Help me polish this thing up, wouldja? Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell flock Jingle bell sheep in jingle bell sleep Dreaming of reaming that they get from Hal Heā€™s the jingle sheepā€™s special pal. Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell flock Jingle bell push in jingle sheep tush (Iā€™m missing a line hereā€“someone help me out!) In the derieeeeeeeere! And the night time Is the right time To hide your sheep away. 'Cause the bell time is a swell timeā€¦ For Hal to have a little roll in the hay. Giddyap, jingle sheep, pick up your feet. Get the heck out of hereā€¦ Or youā€™ll be mutton for a pervy sheep glutton! Watch it, jingle bell Watch it, jingle bell Watch it, jingle bell floooooock! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/394 "2005-12-22T21:17:52Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > Way Cool and Way Cute. > Howā€™s Pophood? Pretty good, thanks. Sheā€™s on an apnea monitor, since she seems to have this habit of forgetting to breathe for 15-30 seconds at a time. If the alarm doesnā€™t get her going again, then it sure as hell sends my wife and I running over to give her a little pinch. Other than that, things are good. > [@cards](#): > > Did you ever get your revenge on the coworker that started this thread? Alas, I never got the opportunity, at least not in person. We had a round of layoffs last month, and he got the boot. Still, I made sure to find out his personal e-mail address. Wonder if he likes all that porn spam? šŸ™‚ > [@jrfranchi](#): > > It is truly timeless and Hal is now a legend. Worse things have happened to people. Of course, so is Steve Bartman. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/395 "2005-12-22T22:03:21Z")
> [@Scribble](#): > > **Hal** , congratulations on the birth of your little ewe lamb! > > Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell flock > Jingle bell push in jingle sheep tush > (Iā€™m missing a line hereā€“someone help me out!) > In the derieeeeeeeere! Hal Briston has a present to put right thereā€¦ In your derieeeeeeeere! ---
**Author:** ![Imasquare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Imasquare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imasquare)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/396 "2005-12-22T23:11:49Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Yes, I thought Iā€™d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them sheep. Of course its fun. Isnā€™t that stating the bleedinā€™ obvious? ---
**Author:** ![Agnostic\_Pagan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@Agnostic\_Pagan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agnostic_Pagan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/397 "2005-12-23T03:18:59Z")
My apologies if this has been posted already, but I havenā€™t had time to scan 6+ plus pages. [Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep](http://www.bobrivers.com/audiovault/tunes/tunestop30.asp) Currently number 13. Might not be work safe, except for Halā€™s office. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/398 "2005-12-23T12:03:10Z")
There was a young man named **Hal** To sheep he was _such_ a pal But the ram took exception To something I mustnā€™t mention And now his condition is critical ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/399 "2005-12-23T14:05:25Z")
(With apologies to The Boss) You better watch out. You better beware. The rumor is out In the frosty air \*\*Haaaaaaaal Briston \*\* is coming to town \*\*Haaaaaaaal Briston \*\* is coming to town **Hal Briston** is coming to town. The sheep will leave in fast time They are really on the run. They all know **Hal** ā€™s favā€™rite pasttime: Sex with sheep is really fun. **Haaaaaaaal Briston** is coming to town **Haaaaaaaal Briston** is coming to town **Hal Briston** is coming to town. The Wise Men donā€™t bring Hal gold No frankensene or myrrh. He just wants a black sheep One that says ā€œYes sir, Yes sir.ā€ So You better watch out. You better beware. The rumor is out In the frosty air \*\*Haaaaaaaal Briston \*\* is coming to town **Haaaaaaaal Briston** is coming to town **Hal Briston** is coming to town. He just makes life miserable The sheep are in a jam. Their code name for **Hal** ā€™s _mint jelly._ Cause heā€™s always on the lamb. So You better watch out. You better beware. The rumor is out In the frosty air **Haaaaaaaal Briston** is coming to town **Haaaaaaaal Briston** is coming to town **Hal Briston** is coming to town. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/400 "2010-10-17T20:21:17Z")
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