# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/41 "2005-09-06T20:38:32Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Yes, I thought I’d just let you all know that. Nothing better. Yup, I do love them sheep. I’m sorry, I just think people need to read it again. ---
**Author:** ![baileygrrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19b73/32.png) [@baileygrrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/baileygrrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/42 "2005-09-06T20:39:09Z")
Hahahahahahaha…I just peed a little. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/43 "2005-09-06T20:56:28Z")
And just when the afternoon seemed all darkness, the wool was lifted from my eyes. Thank you, **Hal**. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/44 "2005-09-06T21:08:41Z")
This thread sure separates the sheep from the goats. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/45 "2005-09-06T21:14:26Z")
> [@velvetjones](#): > > I’m make sure from now on that I never, ever, leave the Dope up while I’m away from my desk. Handy tip for Windows XP: press the Windows key and L to quick-lock your current session. Hugs, Heloise the Sheepfucker ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/46 "2005-09-06T21:15:51Z")
> [@Daithi Lacha](#): > > Funny, I always thought _goats_ were much more **Hal** ’s style. Go figure! Just as long as he doesn’t post the video I made of him and the Squcks … :eek: ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/47 "2005-09-06T21:16:54Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > This thread sure separates the sheep from the goats. And nothing separates the men from the sheep. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/48 "2005-09-06T21:21:08Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > And nothing separates the men from the sheep. … except for broomhandles, of course. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/49 "2005-09-06T21:27:44Z")
Not wanting to\*\* ram\*\* this home, and certainly not wanting to **argyle** about it, **butt** are you sure that **ewe** ’ve had all your shots. Dolly deserves only your best, your **grade A** ( so to speak). ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/50 "2005-09-06T21:39:55Z")
\ So, what’ll my SDMB legacy be? [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=260815) [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252310) [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=270838) [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255868) [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=235134) [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247437) No…I’ll be remembered as the guy who may or may not have sex with sheep…\ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/51 "2005-09-06T21:41:52Z")
Baa. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/52 "2005-09-06T21:44:19Z")
A man walks into a message board. “Moderator,” he says, “pour me the stiffest drink you’ve got.” The bartender looks at him and says, “Sure, but why ya lookin so down?” The man heaves a heavy sigh and says: “I believed my dog was sent to a farm, instead of dead. But do they call me “Hal the Gullible?” Nooooo. I accidentally sang to my boss’ voice mail. But do they call me “Hal the Bad SInger?” Nooooo. I held complex M&M duels, but did they call me “Hal the Candyman” Noooo… But have sx with just one sheep…” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/53 "2005-09-06T22:03:46Z")
Gods, this is funny! ## Tomorrow, let’s all post with our new sig line: _Sex with sheep is fun. - Hal Briston_ ---
**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/54 "2005-09-06T22:07:13Z")
Oh no **Hal** , your legacy will be all the sunshine you’ve brought into our lives. How does that song go you’re always quoting us, when we’re down? “Ewe are my Sunshine, my only Sunshine, ewe make me happy when skies are graaaaaayyyy.” 'Course this revelation puts an entirely new spin on the meaning… > [@swampbear](#): > > :eek: That’s my real name anagram. **Hal** I didn’t know you cared! **Swampy** , your name is Sparkman Borland? That’s a new one! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/55 "2005-09-06T22:11:23Z")
Har! Play with my anagrammed real name all ya want people, you’ll never guess. Heck, even if you do, I’ll just remind y’all that: Sex with sheep is fun. - Hal Briston ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/56 "2005-09-06T22:11:28Z")
Maybe this’ll straighten all this out. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/57 "2005-09-06T22:14:09Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Har! Play with my anagrammed real name all ya want people, you’ll never guess. Heck, even if you do, I’ll just remind y’all that: > > Sex with sheep is fun. - Hal Briston Roland B. Sparkman? (Had to get a guess in) ---
**Author:** ![woodstock989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@woodstock989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstock989)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/58 "2005-09-06T22:17:36Z")
See…all those password protected screen savers which come on after 5 minutes of inactivity that you non-IT people bitch about us IT geeks\* putting on your computer aren’t such a bad thing now, are they?? :dubious: (\* I’m only one until the end of next week…) 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![flash\_hobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce73a5/32.png) [@flash\_hobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flash_hobo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/59 "2005-09-06T22:17:56Z")
Everyone knows what you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo. What about a sheep and **Hal**? We are so baa-d. ---
**Author:** ![flash\_hobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce73a5/32.png) [@flash\_hobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flash_hobo)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/60 "2005-09-06T22:21:03Z")
You didn’t find the sheep on the… **BARN HO LIST**? The anagrams speak the truth! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=4)