# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/61 "2005-09-06T22:24:05Z")
Early one morning in the **Briston** household… _Ding-Dong_ _Ding-Dong_ Hal Briston: (awakening) Hold onnaminnit. (Fumbles for robe and pads down stairs) _Ding-Dong_ Hal Briston: (opens door) Can I help you? Psycho Painter Guy: Hey-I was gonna warn you that the lady next door is trying to rip me off on the paint job I’m supposed to do for her, but now I see you’re the guy that’s been banging all the sheep. Ewww! Hal Briston: AIEEEEEEE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/62 "2005-09-06T23:24:38Z")
You’re all just woolgathering. Especially **Hal**. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/63 "2005-09-06T23:26:21Z")
If **Hal** counts sheep in bed, is that a sleep aid or an orgy? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/64 "2005-09-06T23:35:19Z")
I want to know if Hal is fond of the hirsute look, or does he shear the sheep before he snogs them? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/65 "2005-09-06T23:44:13Z")
I think we should rename one particular board game, originally invented by **Hal** thusly: Doper Baa L ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/66 "2005-09-06T23:46:13Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > If **Hal** counts sheep in bed, is that a sleep aid or an orgy? \ This should be **Hal’s** new sig line. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfgrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@Wolfgrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfgrrl)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/67 "2005-09-06T23:48:19Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#): > > I think [an anatomically correct life-size inflatable sheep](http://72.14.207.104/search?q=cache:3GfmpLhCQ6kJ:www.muttonbone.com/+%22mutton+bone%22&hl=en) is in order, assuming they’re still around. I’m having trouble accessing their site. I used to have one of those… started out as a joke gift for a guy that liked me whose interest I did not share, but then he went on a bender before his birthday and was never seen again, so I got stuck with it. A few years later I was “S&M Little Bo Peep” for Halloween, but alas, nobody got it. A year or so after that, a friend saw it in my car (umm, yeah, I had a station wagon and the sheep sat in the back for a whole year) and asked to borrow it for one of his Civil War re-enactment events, since all the guys were complaining about the lack of women who show up at such things. I haven’t seen it since. **Hal** , you don’t do Civil War re-enactments, do you? Because I’d kind of like my sheep back. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/68 "2005-09-06T23:52:35Z")
[Hal, coitus interruptus.](http://www.snapsandbytes.co.uk/whytx.jpg) Not work safe, but _funny._ ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/69 "2005-09-07T01:46:32Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > does he shear the sheep before he snogs them? oy, ‘es not shearin’ with you, mate… 'e wants 'em all to himself. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/70 "2005-09-07T02:19:27Z")
But it is good for the sheep? ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/71 "2005-09-07T03:40:51Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > \ > > So, what’ll my SDMB legacy be? > [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=260815) > [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252310) > [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=270838) > [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255868) > [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=235134) > [This?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247437) > > No…I’ll be remembered as the guy who may or may not have sex with sheep…\ Start another cat thread (with pics) and all will be forgiven. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/72 "2005-09-07T04:20:18Z")
> [@lavenderlemon](#): > > Start another cat thread (with pics) and all will be forgiven. 😉 Forgiven, sure. Forgotten? Never. (By the way, my roommate just asked me what on earth was so funny. I told her.) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/73 "2005-09-07T04:55:35Z")
Awww, **Hal** , it’s okay. I feel for you, honest. C’mere and let me give you a hug. [del]_snrk_ Sheep![/del] ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/74 "2005-09-07T05:00:34Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Noo, don’t close it! This thread is funnny 😃 > > But, just in case you _might_ have some sheepy interest: I suggest you visit my hometown, [Bakersfield, CA.](http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TQDrAjYYy8h3y9qULOigqOsHDQCYXsrjS9AsDV1q1F4*Y8VbvVZXVKBpBOgzcJpyS1U9adAivT*mie2urd3i52glYEpOQFwTa5QW2e!ttGDK0DWwV7u4ew/bakersfield.JPG?dc=4675533274898011090) Bakersfield Where the men are men, and the sheep have their own rape crisis hot line. **Diosa** is it true that in Bakersfield the girls can’t get a date unless they own a wool sweater? And since no one else has mentioned it: Do you know why Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear zippers. Thank you, I’ll be here all week. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/75 "2005-09-07T05:06:15Z")
Dear Hal’s Co-worker: You have absolutely made my day. Don’t mind Hal. He’ll get over it soon enough. Much Love, Ruby ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/76 "2005-09-07T05:20:47Z")
Okay everyone. Leave Hal alone. I’m sure he’s feeling sheepish enough… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/77 "2005-09-07T10:03:58Z")
Hey **Hal** , how much do a pair of velcro chaps go for these days? Just curious… -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/78 "2005-09-07T10:06:19Z")
Oh, please stop. Won’t somebody think of the little lambs? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/79 "2005-09-07T10:10:05Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Oh, please stop. Won’t somebody think of the little lambs? Geez. What’s wrong with a little friendly lambasting? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/80 "2005-09-07T11:53:11Z")
I don’t think he wants to BASTE the lambs… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=5)