# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/81 "2005-09-07T12:18:36Z")
I think it is MINT, the SAUCE of everybody. You know you MUTTON make fun of Hal like that. RAMming things down his throat. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/82 "2005-09-07T13:55:55Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > I think it is MINT, the SAUCE of everybody. You know you MUTTON make fun of Hal like that. RAMming things down his throat. Hal is an \*\*Alpha Male \*\* among dopers. I wooln’t have you make fun of the poor \*\*lamb \*\* just because some \*\*wolf-in-sheep’s-clothing \*\* cow-orker has decided to take advantage of his **lamb** like innocence. It’s **sheer** envy on all your parts, taking advantage of him when he’s \*\*half-roasted \*\* at the end of a hard day of \*\*grazing \*\* in the meadows of the business world. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Goob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c77e96/32.png) [@Mr.Goob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Goob)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/83 "2005-09-07T14:18:51Z")
Beware of Little Bo Peep when she comes looking for her sheep. Getting conked on the head by that shepards crook can’t be fun. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/84 "2005-09-07T14:22:37Z")
Ooh - I wanna play the pun game! Hmmm … the face of **Hal** ’s new little pal rings a \*bell; whether \* or not we’ve met, I cannot say. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/85 "2005-09-07T14:51:32Z")
Hey, **Hal**. How _ewe_ doin’ ? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/86 "2005-09-07T15:20:49Z")
If we pay attention, we can keep this thread on the front page for weeks! Really, **Hal**. We do it out of love! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/87 "2005-09-07T15:29:42Z")
**Hal** Your pain is our fun! Don’t worry, when one of us farks up, you can jump elbows first onto the pile on. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/88 "2005-09-07T16:13:43Z")
Hal’s kinda disappeared. Is he on the lam? (I’ll burn for that.) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/89 "2005-09-07T16:29:15Z")
Aw, **Hal** , come back, we still love you! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/90 "2005-09-07T16:56:17Z")
It’s threads like this that keep me coming back to the SDMB. Hal Briston - Official sheep shagger for the SDMB. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/91 "2005-09-07T16:57:26Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Hal’s kinda disappeared. > > Is he on the lam? > > (I’ll burn for that.) He’s busy, a dog got loose. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/92 "2005-09-07T16:57:36Z")
Oh, I’m still here, quietly watching everyone have a good 'ol time at my expense. All I can say is, thanks for mutton, everyone! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/93 "2005-09-07T16:59:47Z")
If you’re gonna be all good-natured and self-effacing about this **Hal** , I gotta tell you, it doesn’t do much for me. Seriously, you’ve got a good heart to take all this abuse. (Wait for the punchline…) Nah. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/94 "2005-09-07T17:04:01Z")
Don’t tell me **Hal’s** gone all **sheepish**? Here’s a little [game](http://www.david-lewis.com/sheepgame/index.php) to play for you. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/95 "2005-09-07T17:32:20Z")
> [@Tomcat](#): > > Hey **Hal** , how much do a pair of velcro chaps go for these days? Just curious… > > -Tcat No no no, you people are getting it all wrong - it’s velcro gloves and hip-waders. And he was just _helping_ that sheep over the fence… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/96 "2005-09-07T17:45:00Z")
Either that or they were practicing for the Wheelbarrow Race. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/97 "2005-09-07T17:49:13Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Don’t tell me **Hal’s** gone all **sheepish**? No no…it just take longer for me to post now. You see I have to get back to my desk, use the retinal scanner to disarm the electrocution system, unlock the three padlocks on my drawer, enter the 7-digit code for the drawer to open, put on my scorpion-proof gloves, retrieve my laptop from the scorpion-filled drawer (making sure to pull out the _real_ laptop, not one of the five booby-trapped dummy ones), take off the gloves so the fingerprint login scanner will work, and then through three typed and two voice-activated password screens before I can log in to the Dope. It takes a bit of time. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/98 "2005-09-07T17:50:48Z")
::Billy Connelly ON:: Ya know Hal, if yer gonna be shankin’ a sheep, ya best be takin’ her to the edge of a cliff… Cuz she pushes back better that way… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/99 "2005-09-07T17:51:36Z")
That seems a reasonable response to your Dope’jacking. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/100 "2005-09-07T17:51:56Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Don’t tell me **Hal’s** gone all **sheepish**? > > Here’s a little [game](http://www.david-lewis.com/sheepgame/index.php) to play for you. Here’s another little [game](http://www.miniclip.com/puzzledsheep.htm), Hal. And I’m surprised the Evil Overlord of Doom is so careless! Must remember this next time we have an initiation ritual…should be easy to get into the Office. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=6)