# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/101 "2005-09-07T18:01:50Z")
This whole thread kind of gives **The Silence Of The Lambs**. Maybe it had something to do with their smiles of satisfaction after encountering our **Hal.** ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/102 "2005-09-07T18:06:56Z")
> [@marque elf](#): > > This whole thread kind of gives **The Silence Of The Lambs**. Maybe it had something to do with their smiles of satisfaction after encountering our **Hal.** :smack: What I meant to say was the movie now had a whole new interpretation for it’s title. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/103 "2005-09-07T18:07:18Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > So, I’m undecided…do I request that the mods close this thread, delete the thread from the server, have the server’s hard drive formatted, the hard drive removed, baked in a cremtorium oven until naught but dust remains, the dust shot into orbit, and the minds of all Dopers who read the thread zapped with _Men In Black_ technology…or do we just leave this go as a life lesson? I guess I should now invite you to join [The Sick Puppy Club](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/SickPuppyClub/) . Our theme song, of course, is “Dirty Deeds done with Sheep”. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LavenderBlue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e95f7d/32.png) [@LavenderBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LavenderBlue)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/104 "2005-09-07T18:27:45Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Aw, **Hal** , come back, we still love you! ☹ We do. The sheep I’m not so sure about. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/105 "2005-09-07T18:30:45Z")
> [@lavenderlemon](#): > > We do. The sheep I’m not so sure about. 😉 I just keep thinking about that scene in Eddie Murphy’s _Doctor Doolittle_ with the sheep saying, “Our butts hurt…” ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/106 "2005-09-07T18:36:09Z")
Okay, everybody. Let’s us all sing Hal a chorus of _The Whiffenpoof Song_. We’re poor little lambs that’ve gone astray… Baa…baaa…baa We’re little lost sheep that’ve lost our way… Baa…baaa…baa Gentlemen rankers out on a spree Doomed from here to eternity. God have pity on such as we… Baa…baaa… baa ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/107 "2005-09-07T19:58:16Z")
‘Basting the Lamb’ is illegal in Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/108 "2005-09-08T00:51:27Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > Here’s a little [game](http://www.david-lewis.com/sheepgame/index.php) to play for you. Ooo, that’s hot. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/109 "2005-09-08T01:02:05Z")
This thread struck me as extra silly somehow. Yeah, that was me, headed for coffee this morning, giggling to herself for no apparent reason. GT ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/110 "2005-09-08T06:12:39Z")
Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow Followed her to work one day work one day work one day followed her to work one day and posted on the dope made the dopers laugh and play laugh and play laugh and play made the dopers laugh and play to see **Hal** ridiculed ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/111 "2005-09-08T07:37:04Z")
What’s the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish farmer? The Rolling Stones say, “Hey, you, get offa my cloud!”… the Scottish farmer says, “Hey, MacLeod, get offa my ewe!” ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/112 "2005-09-08T13:34:06Z")
I can’t believe it took three pages for somebody to tell that joke, **AFG**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/113 "2005-09-08T13:38:16Z")
Has anyone nominated this for threadspotting? This is almost as good as the time **Bosda** was away and we were lost without his presence. ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/114 "2005-09-08T13:57:52Z")
I’ve heard that **Hal** has discovered a new use for sheep… wait for it… Wool. yes, it’s an old joke but still funny. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/115 "2005-09-08T13:58:27Z")
… and one time didn’t someone’s little brother walk by and type “Fuck” into a thread while he was away? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/116 "2005-09-08T14:48:15Z")
Mary had a little lamb; She kept it in a bucket, 'Cos every time she let it out **Hal Briston** tried to… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/117 "2005-09-08T15:23:06Z")
Mary had a little lamb, **Hal Briston** had it’s mother. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/118 "2005-09-08T16:22:56Z")
everywhere that **Briston** went the lambs were sure to know ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/119 "2005-09-08T16:59:06Z")
Baa baa black sheep, Have you had **Hal Briston**? Yes sir, yes sir, He plugged me with his piston. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/120 "2005-09-08T18:29:23Z")
**Hal** does sheep porn under the name **Chuck Woolery.** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=7)