# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/121 "2005-09-08T18:33:14Z")
Sings: The Name Game…Chuck, Chuck, fo… ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/122 "2005-09-08T19:13:58Z")
Some enchanted evening Hal may a meriino Across a crowded pen… ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/123 "2005-09-08T19:21:47Z")
Threads like this are the reason I will never be without Internet access for more than three days. ---
**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/124 "2005-09-08T19:24:05Z")
Wow, those [Serta](http://www.serta.com/pages/commericals.html) mattresses must have \*excellent \*customer service! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/125 "2005-09-08T20:59:10Z")
Isn’t it nice of **Hal** to help pay for that poor sheep’s braces. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/126 "2005-09-09T04:38:15Z")
Aw, lay off poor **Hal**! I’m sure it was just a moment of shear madness… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/127 "2005-09-09T04:54:59Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > Isn’t it nice of **Hal** to help pay for that poor sheep’s braces. "Hey. Hey, sheepie. "Yeah. You. "Come over here. "You want some candy? "You want me to pay for your braces? “You… wanna make a movie?” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/128 "2005-09-09T05:02:26Z")
**Michigan Tech** is in Houghton, MI ( In da Upper Peninsula, eh?) It has a very high male population as it is…uh…a tech school. It is in God’s Country, which translates, Farkall Nowhere. Their unofficial motto is: Michigan Tech: Where the men are men. So are the women and the sheep are nervous. ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/129 "2005-09-09T14:43:34Z")
Oh give Hal a home Where the Rambouillet roam and the Finn are horny all day Where the Bluefaced Leicester herd with their fluffy allure keep Hal busy all day. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/130 "2005-09-09T14:45:54Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > “You… wanna make a movie?” Coffee … everywhere. Curse you, **Cervaise**. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/131 "2005-09-09T17:20:19Z")
Ah. Threadspotted. Yeah, this is just getting better all the time. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/132 "2005-09-09T17:24:28Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Ah. Threadspotted. Yeah, this is just getting better all the time. :smack: what can we say ? we love ewe, **Hal**. but, seriously, it wasn’t me. i swear. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/133 "2005-09-09T17:25:45Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Ah. Threadspotted. Yeah, this is just getting better all the time. :smack: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I submitted it to TotalFark and it didn’t get enough comments to make it to the main Fark. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/134 "2005-09-09T17:28:18Z")
> [@THespos](#): > > Well, if it makes you feel any better, I submitted it to TotalFark and it didn’t get enough comments to make it to the main Fark. So I guess that means this thread isn’t a total _Fark_-Up. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/135 "2005-09-09T17:30:27Z")
I was just adding my new website to my SDMB profile, when I saw something I’d forgotten about. Right there under occupation. “Your job,” it says. And what did I enter, lo those many months ago? Ah, yes: “Sheep.” I’m not entirely sure what the ramifications of this are, but I’m sure they’re significant. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/136 "2005-09-09T17:37:47Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Are you pulling the wool over our eyes, or are we engaging in Dolly-lingus? What’s Hal’s favorite Dolly Parton song? Ewe Come Again. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/137 "2005-09-09T17:39:40Z")
Let’s make it a hat trick of online games with sheep for Hal to play: [http://www.compfused.com/directlink/827/](http://www.compfused.com/directlink/827/) ---
**Author:** ![SusanStoHelit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@SusanStoHelit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SusanStoHelit)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/138 "2005-09-09T18:01:41Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > **Michigan Tech** is in Houghton, MI ( In da Upper Peninsula, eh?) It has a very high male population as it is…uh…a tech school. It is in God’s Country, which translates, Farkall Nowhere. > > Their unofficial motto is: > > Michigan Tech: Where the men are men. > > So are the women > > and the sheep are nervous. No, **Shirley** , our **Hal** went to [Oregon State University](http://www.gazettetimes.com/articles/2005/03/16/news/community/asheep.txt), where the sheep like him, too. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/139 "2005-09-09T18:28:48Z")
[to the tune The Hills Are Alive] My Day in the sheep has come to an end I know My D\*\*\* has come out, to tell me it’s time to go But deep in the dark green shadows Are voices that urge me to stay So I stop and I wait and I listen For one more sheep, for one more lovely thing that the sheep might say The sheep are alive with the sound of bleating, The sheep they have baa’d for a thousand men The sheep fills **Hal’s** heart with the sound of lovin’ My heart wants to love every sheep it hears My heart wants to bleat like the cry of the sheep That stirs my groin to love them all My heart wants to sigh like the chimes That flies from a sheep on entry To laugh like a ram when it shags And balls fill with juice in their way To love through the night Like a lamb who is learning to lay I’ll go to the hills when my heart is lonely I know I will hear what I’ve heard before My heart will be blessed with the sound of bleating And I’ll love once more ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/140 "2005-09-09T18:42:18Z")
He loves ewes baa baa baa He loves ewes baa baa baa With a love like that - you know ewes should be glaad You say ewes lost their love Well I saw **Hal** post today It’s ewes **Hal** ’s thinking of And he told me what to say He says he loves ewes And you know that can’t be baad He loves ewes And you know ewes should be glaad wooo! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=8)