# Sex with sheep is fun. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355 "2005-09-06T16:17:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/141 "2005-09-09T18:58:13Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > He loves ewes baa baa baa > He loves ewes baa baa baa > With a love like that - you know ewes should be glaad > > You say ewes lost their love > Well I saw **Hal** post today > It’s ewes **Hal** ’s thinking of > And he told me what to say > > He says he loves ewes > And you know that can’t be baad > He loves ewes > And you know ewes should be glaad > > wooo! great. can you explain to my brother why there’s milk all over his new flat screen monitor ? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/142 "2005-09-09T19:10:26Z")
This thread gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Hello, Dolly!” ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/143 "2005-09-09T19:15:41Z")
> [@Pixisis](#): > > great. can you explain to my brother why there’s milk all over his new flat screen monitor ? :dubious: Possibly. Is it sheep milk? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/144 "2005-09-09T19:56:56Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Ah. Threadspotted. Yeah, this is just getting better all the time. :smack: Notice it was submitted by “thousands of Dopers.” Hal’s sheep-orker…er, cow-orker should be proud. I think this is the first non-Doper started thread to make Threadspotting. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/145 "2005-09-09T20:00:55Z")
What did one shepard say to the other shepard? Let’s get the flock out of here. /Try the veal! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/146 "2005-09-09T20:12:21Z")
**Top Five Schemes Hal Briston Hatched To Revenge Himself on His Co-Worker Who Started This Sheep-Baa-shing in the First Place.** 1. “Accidentally” turns on portable electromagnet by co-worker’s hard drive. 2. Hides fresh raw meat in cavity behind co-worker’s hard drive and waits for the rot to set in. 3. Keys boss’s car. Sends damning mass e-mail bragging about keyed car through company e-mail account the first opportunity co-worker’s computer is left unattended. 4. Coworker mysteriously begins receiving mail order bride catalogues in company mailroom. … and the number one plan hatched to revenge himself on worker… 1. Four Words: Photographed With Hooker Goats ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/147 "2005-09-09T21:34:42Z")
I finally stuck my head into this thread to see what was going on. …HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! _shakes head_ _Man._ ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/148 "2005-09-09T22:52:47Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > 1. Four Words: Photographed With Hooker Goats Naw, it cost almost double if you wanna take pictures also. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/149 "2005-09-09T23:13:37Z")
[Hal and friends taking their girlfriends to the seaside](http://www.fugly.com/media/download.php?cat=IMAGES&id=2659&sort=&order=&rating=&per_page=) [After a session with Hal](http://www.fugly.com/media/download.php?cat=IMAGES&id=8528&sort=&order=&rating=&per_page=) I think **Hal’s** only recourse now is to get his co-worker victimised like [some of these people.](http://fugly.com/frameset.html?http://fugly.com/victims/~mainFrame) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/150 "2005-09-10T01:46:30Z")
For curiosity, I put “sexy sheep” into Google images. [This, unsurprisingly, was number one](http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/unbranded/i/unbranded-inflatable-sheep.jpg). [Number two](http://www.classicengland.net/wedding/images/henparty2.gif). [Number three](http://www.klotz.org/SCA/sheep/bellringers/ducki1.jpg) (?). [Number four](http://lorlaurifatwow.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/15.jpg) (???). After that, they [start](http://twistedspinster.com/images/44.jpg) [getting](http://www.autoextremist.com/detroit2004/companies/Chrysler/ME12FrontviewLeft.jpg) [**really**](http://www.freewebs.com/sheepeggs/untitled.jpg) [odd](http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~p-sheep/sepurin.jpeg). ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/151 "2005-09-10T06:12:39Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > Possibly. Is it sheep milk? How did you know ?! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/152 "2005-09-10T06:52:45Z")
What’s really, really odd is your second-to-last link. While I can see that it should lead to: [http://www.freewebs.com/sheepeggs/untitled.jpg](http://www.freewebs.com/sheepeggs/untitled.jpg) It kept leading me to another post in this thread. Finally, I manually typed the address in, saw the page, clicked the link again, and it works fine. Did this happen for anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Walton\_Firm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/45deac/32.png) [@Walton\_Firm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walton_Firm)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/153 "2005-09-10T12:44:53Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > Did this happen for anyone else? Yes, me too. Most likely explanation: many web site operators don’t like it when other sites link to their images without permission, so they program their server to detect such ‘abuse’ by looking at the “referer” header sent by your browser, which tells where the link is coming from. If the referer is not their own site, they do not display the image, but instead send back something else – usually, either an image containing a text like “don’t steal bandwidth please” or, in the case of a slightly less professional webmaster, some really ugly pornography. In this case, they apparently decided to do something a little more original, and simply send back a redirect to the referer address – which, in this case, is of course the very thread you are posting from. When you manually type (or copy-and-paste) the URL into your browser, there is no ‘referer’ header, so the web server can’t tell if you are following a link from another site, so they just give you the picture. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/154 "2005-09-10T13:48:42Z")
> [@JThunder](#): > > This thread gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Hello, Dolly!” That joke makes you an official copycat. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/155 "2005-09-10T14:09:13Z")
Much like Dolly’s own duplicates, then? ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2005, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/156 "2005-09-10T15:27:22Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > I’m not entirely sure what the **ram** ifications of this are, but I’m sure they’re significant. Heh, heh, heh… ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/157 "2005-09-11T19:45:59Z")
so, would **Hal** ’s favorite John Denver song be “Ewe fill up my senses” ? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/158 "2005-09-11T22:47:10Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > He loves ewes baa baa baa > He loves ewes baa baa baa > With a love like that - you know ewes should be glaad > > You say ewes lost their love > Well I saw **Hal** post today > It’s ewes **Hal** ’s thinking of > And he told me what to say > > He says he loves ewes > And you know that can’t be baad > He loves ewes > And you know ewes should be glaad > > wooo! This had both me and my husband reading over my shoulder laughing out loud. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/159 "2005-09-11T22:56:54Z")
And “Ewe fill up my senses” ain’t bad, either. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355/160 "2005-09-11T23:05:13Z")
**Sheepishly Devoted To You** apologies to fans of **Grease** and Olivia Newton-John Guess mine is not the fur-st heart broken, my mouth is not the fur-st to bleat I’m not the fur-st to know, there’s just no gettin’ you off-a me **Hal** , oh – I’m just a wool who’s willing to laze around and wait for you But human can’t you see, there’s nothin’ else for sheep to do I’m sheepishly devoted to you! But now there’s no field to hide, since you rammed my fleece aside I’m not in my head, sheepishly devoted to you sheepishly devoted to you, sheepishly devoted to you! My horns are saying “Wool, forget him”, My chops are saying, “Don’t let go” **Hal** on my end, that’s what I intend to do I’m sheepishly devoted to you But now there’s no field to hide, since you rammed my fleece aside I’m not in my head, sheepishly devoted to you sheepishly devoted to you, sheepishly devoted to you! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex-with-sheep-is-fun/320355.md?page=9)