# Sex
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 6, 2002, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531 "2002-11-06T11:43:26Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@KiPPoS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KiPPoS)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/1 "2002-11-06T11:43:26Z")
How many views do you think I’ll get by just putting “Sex” on the topic? A million? Billion? Trillion? Gazillion? Or more. Had you fooled didn’t I? No sex in this thread. 😛
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/2 "2002-11-06T11:56:38Z")
well, obviously by saying it, there is.
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### Author:  [@KiPPoS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KiPPoS)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/3 "2002-11-06T12:00:58Z")
Ok, but all the sex in this thread is the actual word “sex”, unless someone decides to ruin it for me by posting something sexy. But if someone does, I’ll instantly report them to the mods for ruining my thread. Or not.
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### Author:  [@KiPPoS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KiPPoS)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/4 "2002-11-06T12:02:33Z")
Btw, got 14 views in the first 10 minutes, you perverts.
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/5 "2002-11-06T12:08:13Z")
Similar threads have been started and locked in the past… just to let you know.
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/6 "2002-11-06T12:09:00Z")
well, what if someone found pointless threads sexy? would that make this one contain sex, therefore nullifying your intended premise?
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### Author:  [@Fnoonf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fnoonf)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/7 "2002-11-06T12:19:27Z")
**TwistofFate** , if I weren’t so damned intelligent, that little paradox of yours would have done me in. But, see, I’ve got you licked. Check it out.
If someone were to find pointless threads sexy, there would… uhh… sex… premise.
Uhh?
_head explodes_
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### Author:  [@KiPPoS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KiPPoS)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/8 "2002-11-06T12:48:17Z")
**FairyChatMom** well, if this thread is locked I won’t feel too bad about it. Besides, it’s in the MPSIMS forum.
**TwistofFate** well, if there are any girls out there who find pointless threads sexy, I’ve got plenty more of where this came from.
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### Author:  [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/9 "2002-11-06T13:05:06Z")
**KiPPoS** never underestimate the power of the pervert. Dopers, help finish the story.
She turned her soft body to him, glowing in the light of sunset like a goddess on fire. He felt the stirrings of passion as his manroot began to pulse with desire. Slowly they drew closer, and he toucher her soft breasts with the tips of his fingers…
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### Author:  [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/10 "2002-11-06T16:33:57Z")
Manroot?
_::snort::_
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/11 "2002-11-06T16:34:37Z")
and whispered softly in her ear, “Kitty… have you got a brother?”
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/12 "2002-11-06T16:42:24Z")
and whispered softly in her ear “[sub]fnord[/sub] Rosebud [sub]fnord[/sub]”
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### Author:  [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/13 "2002-11-06T16:57:42Z")
and whispered softly in her ear “[sub]fnord[/sub] Rosebud [sub]fnord[/sub]”
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/135531/14 "2002-11-06T17:15:56Z")
**Moderator’s Notes:**
Ah yes. Yet another thread posted with a titillating title just to see how many times someone will open the damn thing. Ya know what else guarantees a disproportionately large number of views? Locks. Which is what I’m placing on this thread.
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> . . . if there are any girls out there who find pointless threads sexy, I’ve got plenty more of where this came from.
Keep 'em to yourself. We don’t want them.