# Sex!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 29, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120 "2000-08-29T01:07:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/1 "2000-08-29T01:07:06Z")

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Where is the boldest, craziest, most public, and daring place that you have ever had sex? I haven’t had the fortune of any such adventures. (Unless getting handjobs from my {since-ex}GF while driving counts)

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/2 "2000-08-29T01:11:06Z")

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In a library, while it was open.

On a train, while moving(doesn’t really count-we were in a private compartment)

Ummmmm… have to think about this for a bit longer

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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/3 "2000-08-29T01:12:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lsura \*  
> **In a library, while it was open.**

dear Lord, HOW??? Do tell us how you managed this one! Details my friend, details!

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/4 "2000-08-29T01:25:37Z")

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Yeah, Lsura!

I mean, don’t libraries have rules about not making noise? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/5 "2000-08-29T01:35:59Z")

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Well, we were very quiet…

The college I went to had lower level stacks, sort of off to the side…had the religious books and stuff. We didn’t know that we were both going to be there that night, and the hornies got the better of us. So, doggie style, in the stacks, though he did place a hand over my mouth at one point. Was definately a fun experience, though very quick.

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**Author:** ![Pstarr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@Pstarr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pstarr)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/6 "2000-08-29T01:42:18Z")

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Oy!

I once had it on top of a pitcher’s mound at a middle school baseball field.

And once we gave each other hand jobs in a hot tub filled with old people. What the hell were we thinking???

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**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/7 "2000-08-29T01:42:35Z")

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In the front seat of my car, in a county park. Yes sir, we was havin’ a fine time — and a cop pulled in. Shined his light in the car (it was at night) and then drove away.  
Needless to say, things didn’t “stay up” after that, if you get my drift. :D:D  
We made tracks in the opposite direction that he went, in a hurry.

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**Author:** ![jamshid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@jamshid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamshid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/8 "2000-08-29T01:44:29Z")

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In church, during services.

BTW, **Lsura** , you didn’t go to UVA by any chance, did you?

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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/9 "2000-08-29T01:47:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jamshid \*  
> **In church, during services.**

Oh my GAWD! Please say you are joking! You couldn’t have, really, did you? ::::::Urk, gasp, choke, clutching heart, slumping off chair:::::

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**Author:** ![jamshid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@jamshid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamshid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/10 "2000-08-29T01:49:07Z")

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Oh, that’s one of many little sins that’ll have me roasting for certain. But, yeah, I did.

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**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/11 "2000-08-29T01:52:11Z")

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When I was moving from Kentucky to Ohio, in the cab of a twenty foot Ryder truck on the side of I-77.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/12 "2000-08-29T01:52:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jamshid \*  
> \*\*In church, during services.
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> BTW, **Lsura** , you didn’t go to UVA by any chance, did you? \*\*

Nope, a small liberal arts school in Maine. 😉 long cold winters there, ya know,  
Church?? wow–you are awesome. 😃 wish I had the guts to do that…

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/13 "2000-08-29T02:12:38Z")

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Well, I have yet to have sex, I’m still the innocent little virgin child. However, I did give my boyfriend a handjob while on the bus coming home from a religious retreat. I’m amzed how oblivious the priests and various other religious adults can be.

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**Author:** ![jamshid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecd19e/32.png) [@jamshid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jamshid)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/14 "2000-08-29T03:32:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fairy Princess Kitty \*  
> \*\*Well, I have yet to have sex, I’m still the innocent little virgin child. However, I did give my boyfriend a handjob while on the bus coming home from a religious retreat. I’m amzed how oblivious the priests and various other religious adults can be. \*\*

Priests and other religious types (at least the good ones) are able to be oblivious because they trust that Someone Else is watching.

BTW, the church episode was more my girlfriend’s idea. I just went along for the ride. Damn, she was fun.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/15 "2000-08-29T03:43:55Z")

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Well, I once gave an outstanding bj (so I hear) in the library of a top-ten business school. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/16 "2000-08-29T03:56:02Z")

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wow !! … you guys are a lot more exciting than me!

Best I ever did was in my buddies living room during a sleep over and on a beach … nothing like a church!

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/17 "2000-08-29T04:40:20Z")

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Jamshid  
Well, if they think that someone else is watching, then why must they be so strict about being against sex and all that? Can’t we all just be free to do as the bunny rabbits do?

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/18 "2000-08-29T04:52:43Z")

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Fairy the reason they think that is cuz according to the Bible sex is something that should be saved for marriage and only that… (this is just the Christian point of veiw I don’t know much about other religions… like Islam etc)

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/19 "2000-08-29T05:07:49Z")

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I was kidding Topaz, notce how I’m still the “innocent” little virgin type, I happen to be catholic, not the most devout catholic you could find but recently started believing in god all over again so I don’t think I’d try to screw up the “relationship” now.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/20 "2000-08-29T07:29:08Z")

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_smacks her forhead_ Sorry Fairy… its late I’m tired and a muddled mess lately. _grins_

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