# Sex!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120 "2000-08-29T01:07:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/41 "2000-08-30T02:25:56Z")
Do failed attempts count? If so, the Gucci store in NYC. Got thrown out, bastards. ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/42 "2000-08-30T02:36:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\*hmmm… Thinking thinking. aha. On BART while going under SF Bay. \*\* So does this mean that you’re thinking about the time you had sex with aha, on BART, while going under the SF bay? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/43 "2000-08-30T03:03:56Z")
Does heavy petting count?? If so, my ex-girlfriend and I did some pretty good action at the Botanical Garden, inside the Japanese garden pagoda. ---
**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/44 "2000-08-30T03:28:53Z")
The walk-in cooler of the Godfather’s Pizza place I worked at during my senior year of high school. While the restaurant was open and we were both on the clock. I can’t figure out if I was stupid or insane that year. Probably some of each. ---
**Author:** ![Bluemonchichi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/45 "2000-08-30T04:53:08Z")
Let’s see where to begin… -On the swings at a park in the middle of the day. ( I was wearing a skirt.) -In the bushes at a different park. -The bathroom of a 7-11 -The men’s bathroom at a Perkins. ( I worked there and could have gotten caught by my manager or a customer.:eek:) -Balcony of a townhouse with people accross the lake having a party. (We saw them looking at us with binoculars about mid way through and decided to give them a show.:D) -In the mountains at a picnic site. -Girls room at my old high school. -Beside the lake at a local park. We were under blankets…it was the fall. Okay, I know there are more, but that is all I can think of right now. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/46 "2000-08-30T06:45:40Z")
\*In a tree on the campus of Cal State Long Beach at about 3 PM \*On the field of an elementary school at night \*On the roof of a dorm, also at night \*On a second-floor apartment balcony overlooking a very busy parking lot \*On a third-floor balcony at the San Diego Beach and Tennis Club Hilton(?) \*On a bus headed to Grad Night at Disneyland Uh…that’s all I can think of at the moment… ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/47 "2000-08-30T07:05:09Z")
In the water at the beach, with other people not too far away. (I don’t recommend that one, by the way. Salt water STINGS!) I prefer to keep my carryings-on private. So I’m boring, I guess. Whatever. ---
**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/48 "2000-08-30T07:32:04Z")
Under the stage at Whiskey Junction, a bar in Minneapolis. While the band was playing. I knocked my head on the stage. Ouch. Bo ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/49 "2000-08-30T10:17:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jamshid \* > \*\*In church, during services. > \*\* Been there, done that. Wednesday night services, with the Youth Services Director (hey–I was of legal age). Went to his office, smoked a joint, and had a multiple-orgasm type of night. Other highlights: On the servant’s stairwell of a hotel in Florence, Italy. Right under a tree at a local park–one jogger seemed to come by a few times while we were there. BJ’s on the beach. (sounds like a drink, don’t it?) In my car, in a crowded mall parking lot, 4 pm on a Saturday. On the balcony of a hotel room, right over the front parking lot. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/50 "2000-08-30T15:30:25Z")
In Longfellow Park, Cambridge, Massachusetts. By the grave of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Genuine vaginal penetration. ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/51 "2000-08-30T17:16:51Z")
In the Green Room at MamaKin (a night club in Boston) back when it was still MamaKin. In my high school field hockey field. Various parking lots. Wow. I suddenly feel so boring. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/52 "2000-08-30T17:28:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MagicalSilverKey \* > \*\* > So does this mean that you’re thinking about the time you had sex with aha, on BART, while going under the SF bay? 😃 \*\* fuck you. fuck you. and… fuck you. but hey, I can think of worse aging rock stars to have sex with. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/53 "2000-08-30T17:34:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by oldscratch \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by MagicalSilverKey \* > > \*\* > > So does this mean that you’re thinking about the time you had sex with aha, on BART, while going under the SF bay? 😃 \*\* > > fuck you. > fuck you. > and… > fuck you. > but hey, I can think of worse aging rock stars to have sex with. 😉 \*\* No no no no, not the 80’s pop group A-ha, I’m referring to SDMB’s very own member, **aha.** You know, the one who nagged Cecil to welcome him. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/54 "2000-08-31T00:04:26Z")
MSK… _woosh_ ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/55 "2000-08-31T05:12:41Z")
In an empty classroom at my college. In the middle of a weekday. With classes in the rooms on either side. And a window in a door. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/56 "2000-08-31T12:34:28Z")
On a huge log beside a creek where we were canoeing. A guy came down the creek on horseback and our clothes were on the other side of the river. We jumped in and sat down up to our chins and chatted as he went by hoping he didin’t see our clothes on the shore. In a canoe On a golf course At a wine festival In a fireworks store. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/57 "2000-08-31T16:24:09Z")
In various cars, moving and unmoving. In an underground garage, not in a car. By the lakeshore. In the ocean. (never again!) In a swimming pool. In a bathroom at a friend’s party. In the (empty!) bleachers at a park. In the backyard. At a closed club, on a table! ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/58 "2000-09-02T01:59:01Z")
Do all of you Dpers mean to tell me that with all your unusual sexual fantasy threads and with all your erotic dreams about each other that only a handful of you have ever had sex in a daringly public place? Are all my expectations of you to be dashed to little bits already after only a few short months? Oh well, I think I’ll just go console myself with my boyfrienfd, who knows I may post some more on this thread later on. ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/59 "2000-09-02T03:56:49Z")
In his front yard, under a pine tree. Later that night, on one of the lawns at ISU. Campus cops nearly caught us. ---
**Author:** ![okielady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/fbc32d/32.png) [@okielady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/okielady)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/60 "2000-09-02T17:24:58Z")
In the front seat of a Chrysler Cordoba parked in my parents’ driveway. In the spare bedroom of mom and dad’s house, with the door open, with my dad asleep on the couch around the corner, about 15 feet away. On the hood of my car parked at the city’s reservoir. Bent over the trunk of a car parked in a garage. On the couch while his SO was asleep on the loveseat, not 2 feet away (yes, shame on me…) And of course, the obligatory oral and masturbatory shows given to bored truckers on the interstate. I don’t feel quite as daring as most of you. But I can tell you a story about someone else…(crap, I’m living vicariously again…) She dated the VP of a bank, and they did it in his office, where the windows faced a busy street, with the curtains open. They also did it on a lawn chair next to a swimming pool at a toga party (I didn’t know people beyond college actually participated in those…lol) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120.md?page=4)