# Sex!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120 "2000-08-29T01:07:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Darqangelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecccb3/32.png) [@Darqangelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darqangelle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/61 "2000-09-02T19:04:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mojo57 \* > **In a fireworks store.** Oh yeah? You know… some things just write their own punchlines, don’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/62 "2000-09-03T03:21:13Z")
In a National Park just off the main track behind some bushes. That woman is now my wife. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/63 "2000-09-03T03:36:57Z")
another vicarious experience – someone i knew lost her virginity in her own bedroom. not a big deal, right? well, she lives in a three-room cabin, shares the bedroom with her little sister, the door to her bedroom doesn’t shut – it shuts JUST enough that you can’t see the bottom bunk, but if it slides over you can see in quite well – and both her parents were home at the time… i almost had sex with somebody in the store i work in, what put us off wasn’t the fact that the entire front of hte store is picture windows but the fact that the carpet is reallyreally rough and i didn’t fancy the idea of shaggin on the industrial floor roughness ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/64 "2000-09-03T03:45:36Z")
Well it isn’t exactly as exciting as the rest of the posts on this thread but I gave my boyfriend a hand job in the middle of science class. My science teacher didn’t really like me he told me to keep my hands to myself more often than the teavcher I had in kindergarten. ---
**Author:** ![DVous\_Means](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@DVous\_Means](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DVous_Means)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/65 "2000-09-03T15:49:08Z")
Across the bonnet of my car, whilst carefully hidden away from view along a fire trail. ---
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/66 "2000-09-15T02:12:11Z")
Well the craziest place i had sex, had to be in the wide open field at Woodstock '99:) ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/67 "2000-09-15T02:39:22Z")
_totally in shock_ Wow, I feel SOOO boring… I haven’t done ANYTHING daring like that. My boyfriend and I get deeply paranoid fooling around 3 floors down from my fast-asleep parents. Hum… maybe I need to fix this… But what I haven’t heard are the “what happened when I got caught” stories… ---
**Author:** ![Saturn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@Saturn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saturn)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/68 "2000-09-15T08:28:54Z")
Hmmm… Men’s fitting room (curtain style - no doors) In a swing at a park during daytime (children arrived about 5 minutes just after we finished -whew!) Moving vehicles There’s some others, but I’d have to think about it. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/69 "2000-09-15T14:18:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > \*\* > > But what I haven’t heard are the “what happened when I got caught” stories… \*\* Parked in a dark cul-de-sac, in a VW bug for God’s sake. Someone called the cops about the suspicious car and we were startled out of our reverie by a policeman with a very bright flashlight. We got dressed very quickly and he (nicely) sent us on our way, with a warning of what bad things could happen to teenagers at night. (The obligatory boogeyman story…) Totally humiliating. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/70 "2000-09-15T14:37:51Z")
1. On the bathroom counter of the TKE house at a small university in Indiana… during the New Year’s Eve party. People were banging on the door the whole time while we were banging away inside… 😉 2. On the golf course at my school. It was night, but there were lots of drunks who liked to take walks along the river (golf course ran next to the river). 3. In a lifeguard stand on the beach in Boca Raton. My recommendation: avoid beaches. Sand is BAD! 4. In a double hotel room with another couple sleeping soundly in the next bed… ---
**Author:** ![Shaky\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90db22/32.png) [@Shaky\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaky_Jake)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/71 "2000-09-15T15:30:25Z")
Backseat of a car, friends upfront oblivious to the whole thing (just diddling each other). Back of a Greyhound from NYC to Boston. On the deck of a passenger ferry returning to the mainland from the Greek islands. There were people sprawled everywhere. She was a complete stranger. It was a bit chilly. She wanted to “share my blanket”. I was shocked, for about half a second. When we came up for air, her friends just glared at her and shook their heads. Back down for seconds. Shaky Jake ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/72 "2000-09-15T16:14:10Z")
Let’s see… With one GF, entrace to the press box of a football stadium, and later in the bleacher of the tennis courts on campus (at night.) Different GF, road BJ, and then with parents in the next room. Different GF, with her parents in the next room. That’s about it. ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/73 "2000-09-15T22:06:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by _~Amber-Skye~_ \* > \*\*Well the craziest place i had sex, had to be in the wide open field at Woodstock '99:) \*\* It WAS consentual, right? But seriously, that had to fucking rock! What band was playing at the time? Anyway, i got a very nice BJ in my high school parking lot. Also got kinky in the dressing room of a very crowded (it was around Christmas) Limited. ---
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/74 "2000-09-15T23:33:12Z")
Yep It definately was consentual:) It was so cool because it was during the time when Rage Against the Machine were playing:) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diesel \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by _~Amber-Skye~_ \* > > \*\*Well the craziest place i had sex, had to be in the wide open field at Woodstock '99:) \*\* > > It WAS consentual, right? But seriously, that had to fucking rock! What band was playing at the time? > > Anyway, i got a very nice BJ in my high school parking lot. Also got kinky in the dressing room of a very crowded (it was around Christmas) Limited. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2000, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/75 "2000-09-15T23:36:09Z")
In a swimming pool at camp this summer. With people all around. During a meal at camp the table with friends all around me oblivious.(handjob) On a moving bus with people.(bj) In the middle of the street in the middle of the night. In the back of a movie theater during Gladiator.(bj) At a sleepover at my friends house on the floor under a blanket while everyone was watchin Independence Day. (those are all the same person) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/76 "2000-09-16T04:59:06Z")
1. Public park one night (it was my first in 10 months), There I was, bare-assed and gong at it like a rabid monkey, when about 7 or 8 of our friends walked up, applauding. Without withdrawing, I shook hands all around and invited them to sit down. 2. Driving BJ at night on our way home from an amusement park. OK, so that’s no big deal, but when an SUV full of kids drove past, I reached up and turned on the interior light. 3. - I’m kind of surprised, kind of depressed and kind of embarassed that no-one has said this one yet:\* In a graveyard, on top of a tombstone. It was the first time I had ever had sex high, and to this day, it was one of the best lays I’ve ever had. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/77 "2000-09-16T06:39:48Z")
In a storage closet, in an elementary school, during the day. ( she was a first grade TEACHER, you perverts ) Behind a church. In the weeds next to I-95 at about 2:00 in the afternoon, with traffic whizzing past. Was once receiving a BJ while driving. The girl’s mother drove right by us, slowly, as we were at a stop sign. She had a minivan and we were in a VW Scirrocco, so if she had just looked to her left, she would have seen her daughter giving head. ---
**Author:** ![Diesel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@Diesel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diesel)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/78 "2000-09-16T06:55:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by _~Amber-Skye~_ \* > \*\*Yep It definately was consentual:) It was so cool because it was during the time when Rage Against the Machine were playing:) \*\* Y-y-y-you had sex… WHILE RAGE WAS PLAYING?! … Can i have your autograph? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/79 "2000-09-16T15:49:51Z")
Battery Park, in the cargo nets on two different occasions. Horseneck Beach in MA, in the middle of the day. Once, I got some hand action while watching a movie with my ex and his parents. We were on the loveseat, under a blanket ;). Rose ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/80 "2000-09-17T01:05:22Z")
About 20 feet away from a police station in the woods w/my 21 year old boyfriend…and I was 16 at the time My friend once had sex in an airplane bathroom w/some hot dude that was seated next to her And I fooled around in a Jeep Cherokee w/my boyfriend in a crowded parking lot while another couple fooled around in the seat right behind us [http://www.TheSpark.com/purity](http://www.TheSpark.com/purity) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120.md?page=5)