# Sex!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120 "2000-08-29T01:07:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/81 "2000-09-17T15:52:59Z")
Interesting places I’ve had sex: 1. On Mount Royal, behind a rock next to A FOOTPATH, in broad daylight. 2. In the parking lot of Angrignon Park. Just as I came, WHAM someone else’s lights went on. I was like, “Drive, Wayne, drive!” 3. In my bathtub. Sounds pretty normal, huh? Well, it was with a houseguest my dad didn’t know I was sleeping with (my third boyfriend, as it happens). What happened is, after my dad went to work, I woke this guy (also named Matt) up, and we started to make out… then we had a shower together… and then we had a bath together… and then DAD CAME HOME. So there we are in the bathtub. I’m like “Ssssssh!” Dad goes up to his bedroom to get something and walks RIGHT PAST US. “Hi Matt, you’re in the tub?” “…yeah…” “Where’s Matt?” “…he went shopping…” “OK. See you tonight.” “…bye…” Then he left. And Matt released that breath he had been holding. And then we realized that HIS SHOES WERE BY THE FRONT DOOR! AAAGH! Interesting places I’ve made out with my boyfriends: 1. in the sculpture garden of the Montreal Museum of Modern Art. 2. in Mederic-Martin Park in the village, while there was a COP watching us. We intentionally kept it G-rated and kept going for a long, long time, just to annoy him. 3. in the tunnel going from Westmount Square shopping mall to Atwater Metro. A security guard saw us on camera and chased us away. I wonder if he would have been so unfriendly to a straight couple. :mad: Interesting places I’ve been fondled: 4. at this disco I go to called Sky. This guy had my shirt most of the way off and was sucking my tit. (He was really drunk.) And before you ask, it’s really not that kind of club. Interesting places I’ve jerked off: 5. in the bathroom on the top level of the Eiffel Tower. 6. on the metro. And before you think I’m a pervert (well, any more of a pervert than I actually am), it was after midnight on Sunday night and there was nobody else in the car. I just did it for the experience. 7. in the back seat of the family car WHILE MY PARENTS WERE DRIVING, during a cross-country vacation. Albeit under a blanket. ---
**Author:** ![\_Amber-Skye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/49beb7/32.png) [@\_Amber-Skye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Amber-Skye)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/82 "2000-09-18T01:06:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diesel \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by _~Amber-Skye~_ \* > > \*\*Yep It definately was consentual:) It was so cool because it was during the time when Rage Against the Machine were playing:) \*\* > > Y-y-y-you had sex… WHILE RAGE WAS PLAYING?! > > Wow…a Rage Fan:) Kick ASS:) > I’d give you an autograph except i’m not famous so it wouldn’t be worth much:) Keep in touch:) > > … > > Can i have your autograph? 😉 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/83 "2000-09-18T18:53:54Z")
In a Bannana Republic dressing room in a mall. Oral sex in a theatre during a movie. (we were the only one’s in attendence.) In a 7/11 during the late shift. (SO was on the clock and on my …) Made my SO orgasm with my hands in the crowd at Times Square New Years Eve. ---
**Author:** ![sleepyeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sleepyeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleepyeyes)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/84 "2000-09-18T19:12:43Z")
Virgin Post!! Non-virgin poster. The strangest was on top of a new entrance to a mall in Des Moines, Ia. All of these construction materials around on a Fri night. very erotic. The most recent was in a parking lot at Mcdonalds. There were some wooden fences at the back bordering a small wooded area. Anyone going through the drive through could(and did) see us.And there was a hotel on the other side and a group of people parked in a bus and all of them heard her. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/85 "2000-09-18T19:13:37Z")
Disney World Tom Sawyer Island Haunted Mansion Ahhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/86 "2000-09-18T21:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blue Twylight \* > Horseneck Beach in MA, in the middle of the day. > > \*\* I’ve done it there, too! ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/87 "2000-09-18T21:43:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Malarky \* > > My friend once had sex in an airplane bathroom w/some hot dude that was seated next to her > > ] Is her name by any chance, Linnea? I think that’s my old GF. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/88 "2000-09-19T02:18:26Z")
Hey Ivar…do I know you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Adolph\_Peewee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e47c2d/32.png) [@Adolph\_Peewee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adolph_Peewee)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/89 "2000-09-19T14:39:53Z")
I can’t really say much about mine…but my best friend was sprung on a catholic school oval by the sister! And then there was the outdoor table at the uni-cafe one night…haven’t used that one since! oh yes…and she told me a story about her DJ boyfriend and the Radio station during the evening show! Pity the Mic. wasn’t left up I’m thinking…but that’s a different story! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skummet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Skummet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skummet)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/90 "2000-09-19T16:35:07Z")
Im so plain and boring im not even gonna bother you with that… but the most daring things ive witnessed is… well 2 ppl going at on the top row seats of the FedEx Feild in DC… infront of some 80.000 people attending the HFStival… they stoped when they realized they were on the bigscreen and had like everyone there cheering them on… And when i was in NYC last summer… in the bed next to mine in a 12 bed dorm room in the HI-NY Hostel… They were prolly thining they were quiet, but on old skwirky matrasses like that thats nearly impossible… pretty much everyone in the room had been woken up by them… h well atleast they had fun 🙂 Hope to have some stories of my own a lil later on… as for now ill just… sulk ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![relic\_11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/50afbb/32.png) [@relic\_11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/relic_11)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/91 "2000-09-19T19:35:27Z")
On the hood of my fiance’s car in a park: once (2 or 3 min after we zipped up and everything, a cop drove by) In a car in front of my parents house: three times (once in his brother’s car) On the couch with my parents in the next room: three times (almost got caught once, good thing he had a long tee-shirt!) In my room with my parents coming home any miniute: twice In his room with his parents upstairs: countless times Kicker-- The first time we made love (my first time ever) his two year old neice walked in and wanted to play! And this isn’t counting all the times there wasn’t penetration! ---
**Author:** ![Malarky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120/92 "2000-09-20T00:20:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ivar \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Malarky \* > > > > My friend once had sex in an airplane bathroom w/some hot dude that was seated next to her > > > > ] > > Is her name by any chance, Linnea? > I think that’s my old GF. \*\* Nope, sorri…that would’ve been weird tho, huh?🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/31120.md?page=4)