# sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 14, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983 "2012-11-14T15:09:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/21 "2012-11-14T15:52:30Z")
> [@Count\_Blucher](#): > > You should stay singular. That’s infinitely small of you. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/22 "2012-11-14T15:52:50Z")
> [@lets\_dance](#): > > r u guys a virgin Yes, I am. And so is my wife, and our children. Virginity is a state of mind, a level of purity of soul, and is only tangentally related to any given physical act or condition. ---
**Author:** ![Diamonds02](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5a626/32.png) [@Diamonds02](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamonds02)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/23 "2012-11-14T15:54:34Z")
Best troll ever! Even better than…someone who shall remain nameless. OMG! 😃 😛 :eek: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/24 "2012-11-14T15:55:15Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > Virginity is a state As is West Viginity. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/25 "2012-11-14T15:56:39Z")
> [@Anamorphic](#): > > Yahoo Answers is leaking. Yup. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/26 "2012-11-14T15:59:28Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Wut the fuck? u meen “when the fuck?” ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/27 "2012-11-14T16:00:09Z")
> [@furdmort](#): > > With two children and 15 years of marriage, no. With two children and 32 years of marriage .. yes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/28 "2012-11-14T16:12:56Z")
> [@Diamonds02](#): > > Best troll ever! Even better than…someone who shall remain nameless. > > OMG! 😃 😛 :eek: 😉 You’ve been told enough times about this, you don’t accuse others of being trolls in any forum other than the Pit…consider this another warning. Your posting privileges are under discussion. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/29 "2012-11-14T16:39:13Z")
I sinned quite regularly from 15 to 35… then I got married and had 3 kids. My wife was pregnant for almost 5 years straight (we lost a couple:() Now in our 40’s with 3 young kids, we’re both born-again virgins! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/30 "2012-11-14T17:23:13Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > u meen “when the fuck?” Shouldn’t that be “wut da fuk?”. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/31 "2012-11-14T17:30:28Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Shouldn’t that be “wut da fuk?”. I believe the correct vernacular for youngsters these days is: “wut da fuk, _yo_?” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/32 "2012-11-14T17:39:07Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I believe the correct vernacular for youngsters these days is: “wut da fuk, _yo_?” Ahem. “wut da fuk, _yo_? An’ shit” ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/33 "2012-11-14T18:00:00Z")
I first realized I had passed my youth when I found I could, actually, no longer speak jive. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/34 "2012-11-14T18:27:19Z")
God bless this thread. > [@Anamorphic](#): > > Yahoo Answers is leaking. 😃 My thought was that someone in the middle school computer lab has discovered the Dope and passed around the address. > [@DrFidelius](#): > > I first realized I had passed my youth when I found I could, actually, no longer speak jive. Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em… ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/35 "2012-11-14T18:36:48Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > u meen “when the fuck?” Its posta be “wen the fuk?” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/36 "2012-11-14T18:39:05Z")
> [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](#): > > Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em… Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em! ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/37 "2012-11-14T18:39:49Z")
[Your wife. Is she a go’er?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT3_UCm1A5I) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/38 "2012-11-14T18:40:31Z")
Golly. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/39 "2012-11-14T19:18:08Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Golly. _translation:_ Shiiiiittt. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/40 "2012-11-14T19:34:25Z")
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