# sex **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 14, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983 "2012-11-14T15:09:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/41 "2012-11-14T20:26:24Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > As is West Viginity. For some reason this made me do a spit take. And I wasn’t drinking anything at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/42 "2012-11-14T20:41:47Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Please, do not reproduce. +1. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/43 "2012-11-14T20:49:28Z")
Wut wut in da butt ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/44 "2012-11-14T20:59:47Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > Now in our 40’s with 3 young kids, we’re both born-again virgins! Personally after 39 years of marriage and two kids, I’m a porn again virgin. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2012, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/45 "2012-11-14T23:18:56Z")
dis a grate thred. wut up, yo? ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/46 "2012-11-15T00:10:30Z")
> [@Anamorphic](#): > > Yahoo Answers is leaking. Jesus, Mithras and Thor…If [Anonymous User](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=672056) left a trail, I’m a-gonna send him to bed without any girlfriend! ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/47 "2012-11-15T00:21:20Z")
You know, we don’t help with homework. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/48 "2012-11-15T03:40:01Z")
We don’t let you copy our work, either. wut wud u doo? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/49 "2012-11-15T04:01:01Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > u meen “when the fuck?” It is wut it is. mmm ---
**Author:** ![thenonepercent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@thenonepercent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thenonepercent)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/50 "2012-11-15T06:09:51Z")
wut wut (in the butt) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/51 "2012-11-15T06:15:47Z")
Lots of puns in the oven here. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/52 "2012-11-15T14:58:26Z")
'm not sure, but I think I lost my virginity between 8:30 and 9:00 in the evening. ---
**Author:** ![wheresmymind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@wheresmymind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheresmymind)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/53 "2012-11-15T15:15:11Z")
I saw the thread title and username, and checked the post in the mouse-over and thought, “let me guess, Join Date Nov. 2012?” I wasn’t disappointed! ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/54 "2012-11-15T15:20:18Z")
Yo! 14 k of g inna FPD. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/55 "2012-11-15T15:40:37Z")
I know it was a Friday. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/56 "2012-11-15T16:40:22Z")
> [@Khadaji](#): > > I know it was a Friday. A day that will live in infamy?😛 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/57 "2012-11-15T17:14:02Z")
It was late September, and I really should have been back in school. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/58 "2012-11-15T21:00:52Z")
It was in the evening. I mean, it wus in the eevning, uhh, it wus at nite. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/59 "2012-11-15T21:15:35Z")
> [@lets\_dance](#): > > wut age is usually the time when people lose their viginity? 70, 80 probably. Whenever senility starts to kick in. People can be pretty forgetful then, leaving their virginity in all sorts of strange places. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2012, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983/60 "2012-11-16T00:21:20Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > 70, 80 probably. Whenever senility starts to kick in. People can be pretty forgetful then, leaving their virginity in all sorts of strange places. Like in Virginity. Or in West Virginity. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sex/640983.md?page=4)